Glitchyboy 2 Startup
Consider Yourself Retarded Slim Game Card Loaded
SMG4 Street, Equestria July 12, 2019 6:30AM
Luigi: (Laughing about his New Nintendo 3DS XL) Bowser: (Reading how to steal that princess a(Tooth)s) Book: Tie the princess legs up and lock it to the cage.
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Saiko: O_O/I dont like your 3DS Legend: O_O Means Gibberish
Luigi: Oh...
Meggy/Inkling Girl: (Kicking Football/Soccer Ball's a(tooth)s)
Mario: I got it, I got it, I go-
Mario: (Got his sexy face)
Mario: (Approved/Thumbs Up) Nailed it!
Bob: PleAsE AnYoNe
Bob the Despicable Minion: MoNey Pls
Bob stands for Brutal Ordinary B(tooth)h: NeEd FoOd FoR mY dYInG iMaGinArY ChIldRen
Isuzu Truck: (Nice Parking)
Luigi: Waah! Oh no!
Luigi: :$ Legend: :$ Means Shivering
Bob: Oh, Oh Do U nEeD 2 hIdE a DeAd BoDy?
Bob the Phil Eggtree: WeLl U cAmE tO tHe RiGhT gUy
SMG4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Super Mario Glitchy 4: :O Legend: :O means Screaming
Everyone: O_O.
Mario: Mario think you a dumbass mamafucker
Bowser the Ugly face: (Disappointment)
Bowser: Golf
Wario: AHAHAHAHAHA! FINE!
Wario/oiraM: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
oiraM: YAHOO! (x3)
SMG4: YEAH!
SSG4 stands for Super Senpai Glitchy 4: How much do you charge?
SSG4: Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Saiko: O_O Legend: O_O=Gibber O_O.=Ordinary Emoji
Fishy boopkins: Guys? I think we should help him! You: Thanks Captain Obvious
Bob: B(tOoTh)H wHaT's It It FoR mE? My SaLe SkIlLs CoMe WiTh A pRiCe!
SMGL (Super Mofo Glitchy Lover): ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh???!!
Meggy: Ew!
Luigi: No.
Bob: PiSs OfF. Legend: Piss=Pee
Waifus: Hmmmmmm....
Mario: BLEH! Legend: BLEH=Business of Learning with Education to Healing.
Bowser: Golf.
The Talking Spike: Heyyyyyyyyyyy.......
SMG4: >:( Legend: >:(=Triggered/Angry
August 10, 2019 50th Pie to Work, Office Kingdom 5:10PM
Smart Bowser: (Laughing)
Booseer: Go!
Browser: Roarf(Piggy)
Bow-ser: O_O
Windy: ZZZzzz... Legend: ZZZzzz...=Snoring Me: I think of a name
Redalpho: Oh, this is a real freaking embarrassment!
Heavy: It's good day to die!
Bowser: (Roars)
Bowser: Iquit!
Bowser: ♪If you like chicken nuggets then you gotta sing along!♪ (Roars) Me: If you can do ♪ this emoji, please replace (Singing) into that emoji.
Bowser: 🎵If you like chicken nuggets this is your favorite song!🎵 Me: Or that emoji
You should know better: 🎶Chicken Chicken Nugget Yeah!🎶 Heavy: Yes!
...: 🎶Chicken Chicken Nugget Yeah!🎶 Redalpho: Oh yeah!
:🎤Chicken Chicken Nugget Yeah!🎤 Heavy: YTF
🎹Yeah Yeah Yeah! "Sing!"🎹
August 28, 2019 Elder Kingdom, Mechomono Rizal Plaza
Bob: hEY u ,yeS u
...: WaNnA bUy SoMe MaGiCaL RoCkS?
: i GoT tHe BeSt MaGiCaL rOcKs In ToWn
Iquit: nO, You dON'T UnDERSTaND. THese ARe Very spECial RoCKS
: tHeY uM...
:ThEy R...
: CuReS...
: It CuReS bRoKeN lEgS.
: OH S(Tooth)T Um...
...: RAViolI, RAvIOlI, cuRE hIs cAncEroLI.
Koopa: WOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! :O
King Koopa: Very...
Old Koopa: o o f .
Bob: Oh.
yoU MUsT HAve STagE fOur BROkEN lEGS,
welL, you cAN bUy THe advAnCeD hEaLInG roCk dLc for Only $500
aNd An OngOiNG $60 a moNTh sUbSCRIptioN
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Um, HeLlO?
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OkaY ThEn.
I'll JUSt lEaVe THIS rOCk HerE For yoU AND TAKe your mONEy
[MONEYMONEYMONEY]
[MONEYMONEYMONEY] iT WAS a PleAsure DOInG bUSInESS wiTh yoU
[MONEYMONEYMONEY]
February 12, 2020 12:35PM/NN News Kingdom, Newstatopia
Fishy boopkins[Muffled]: Ever go through life and think to yourself...
Gosh, I really wish I had a rock right now.
Yeah! Me too!
But now, you can have your very own limited edition exclusive...
Boopkins rock!
Yay!
It is the best rock in the world because it's good!
And awesome!
And uh....
Amazing!
Yeah!
(Toad gibberish) Toadette: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
*throw* OOF
That's right! Get these rocks now, but only at your nearest Boopkin!
Oh hey! That's me!
Buy three rocks and get one boopkin rock...
For FREE!
Oh my gosh!
Wow!
So cool!
Thanks for watching guys! And don't forget...
"Boopkins rocks are the only rocks for you!"
Oh... It's Boopkins rock..
..It's Boopkins rock..
Such a good value.. so tasty and very nutririous!
yay.
plz buy them.
May 18, 2020 11:10AM Shrekopia, Wario Land
Language: Inglish
Language: Toadaphino
Language: Inglish
Meggy: Yeah
Little Mac: Oh hell no. I'm outta here.
Enemies and Scout Boy: (Applause)
Toadettesworth: Shut up and take my money! Me: Toadsworth=Grandpa Toadettesworth=Grandma Toad=Bro Toadette=Sis Toady/Toadie=Baby Boy Toadetty=Baby Girl
September 30, 2020 Pasig City, Metro Manila
Luigi: Ice cream, get your ice cream!
Babies: (Gasps)
Boss Babies: Ice cream!
Ooh, I want ice cream!
Ice cream!
Monty mole: I want that one... that one...
Bowser Jr.: i want blue.
Baby rosalina: I want purple.
[IRRERLEIRERILER]
Monty mole: And that one!
And that one...
Luigi: Hi! It's Ice cream time!
AAAAHHH!
STOOPID!
i want icecream.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[Luigi panicking as usual]
Oh yeah!
Uh...it's not that bad.
Here we go, Luigi not afraid.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Mmmmmmmmmm
Oh my f*cking god...
What is wrong with you?
Mmmmmmmm
*choking*
*choking continues* [DOES ANYONE KNOWS CPR? ANYONE?]
(Kids cheering)
Moral: Kids love people dying. [MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY]
October 31, 2020 Contro, Mushroom Kingdom
An adult version of the monty mole: Say WHAAAAT?
Saiko: [Anime stock voices]
Monty mole: AH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!~
knock knock
Saiko: Konichiwa! [More anime voices]
knock knock knock knock knock
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
R.I.P door 2018-now
SMG3: WHAT IS IT?
I don't care about stupid shit like that.
I'm sick of your shit and your complaining...
*muffled* I'm sick of your shit and your complaining...
You freaking jackass...
OOOHOOO!
AHHHHHHHHH....
PISS.
Saiko: [RAGE]
SMG3: OKAY, FINE, MOM! ARGH!
Saiko: Dem Dem Dem Deeeem!
._.
SMG3: [Laughter]
WHAT THE F%#& IS THIS?
[CAN'T STOP LAUGHING]
Ha!
Nenh!
Ooooh!
Ehehe!
!!!!!!!!
Oh hell no.
YEAH!
How much do you charge?
December 23, 2020 (2 Days Before Christmas) Christmas Kingdom, Utility Street 1:30PM
Mario: Let's go!
Come here, money!
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December 24, 2020 (Before Christmas) 12:00AM
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Wake up RL3D 6:50AM
[gibberish]
WA!
Hey, Mama F@&%.
Wii Fit Trainer: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope SO MUCH NOPE
Mario: Hello, would you like a rock?
Hmmmmmmmm.....
Lemme think...
I got it!
Wa! Hoo!
Sing with all your might!
Ô̷̡̧̹̮̥̫̩̥͈̙̹͖̥͍̗̔ͯ̂̒ͮ̔ͭͦ̋̈̅̋̏̂͞H̨̤̝̖̞̆̌͒͛̂ͩ ̴̛͆ͨ̑̿ͨ̽ͩͧ̊̅̄̏ͤͪ̓̂̋̚͏̞̹͍̰̩̙͎̹̖̥̦͈̻̮̰̥̻Ş̸̫̤̯ͮ͌ͬͯ̌͛ͪ͢A̶͍͈͔̩͇̳̞̭̱̙̹̤̲̱͖̠̞̔̄̍̍̑̍̈̏ͮͅY̨ͬ̆́̄ͫ̔͗̈̊́ͨ͛͊͠͏̛͎̞͓̤̩͈̝̞̗̭̣̫̪̪̩̳̠̺ ̸̢̛̫̲͎̯̥̼̖̯̤̜̍̈́̃ͥ̎̿ͩ͆͘͝Ç̥̯̳͓̖͎̥͙͙̺͖̜͔̙͍̠̟̦͐̍͂̓̈ͥ̔̉ͤ̚͟ͅA͊ͩ̑̇̍̽҉̢̩̟̟̮̥̪̰Ǹ̴̔͐̓̎̐́̎̅̍̿͒̑̈͛̚҉͞͡͏̼̳̻͔̟͚̲̻͇̥̰͚̺̦͔ͅͅ ̵̶̦̼͓͎͕͖̲͕̹̰͍͖͎̲̒͊̀̉ͩ̽̀ͦ͗̓̍͊̽́́́͞ͅY̛͎̰̰͎̱̪͓̭̦̩̜̫͊͋͐̇̇̏̂̿̈̑ͅO̢̙̘͙͖̩͍͛́͗ͣͭ͊͂̈́͐ͫ̐̐͒̏̄̄̓ͯ̍́͘ͅUͥ̇̄̇̎̈́́̉ͣ͂̂ͬ͟͏̖̺̦͙̼͍̲̗̬̻́ͅ ̩͉̣̮͉̫͇̂ͯͮ̈͊̏̐̌͆̔̑̍ͧ̂͡Ş̶̶̠͍̺̤ͭ͋͐̓̉͛̌ͩ̇͒͆̋̇͛̂ͦͨ̚̚͢͠E͂́͂̅͗͛͐̄̇̒́ͤ̍ͣ̾ͨͣ͝҉͏̸͇͈̭͖̜͎̹̱̪̤̥̞E̵̻̼̝͔͎̰ͪ̾͗̿͋͛̇͂ͨ̂͛ͬ̈́͐̇̅͘E̐͐ͨ̄̇́͏͕̯̻̠͔̤̫E͉̖̤̪̣̱̩̖̝̩̣̜͇̖͌ͭͩ̆̑̾̾̅ͧͯ̂̕͟͜͝͝Ę̳̺̹͍̯͎̦̺͔̻̖̯̘̼̦̭̬̄̅ͥ̍͆̎͆̆͆ͮ̎̈ͤ́ͅȨ̨̲͉̰͚̦͇̈́ͮ͐ͮ́̕͠Ẻ̷̡̡̝̼͓̗̭̹̰̦͍̫̻̺͕̥͇̎̋̂̈́͘͢ͅͅE̓ͥ͋̋̔ͯ̌ͥͦ̀̂ͯ͊ͤ͗̚͞͏̙̘̬̙͘͜E̵̛̞̫̱̞̬̠̭̠͚͕͒̊̈̇̽̂̓ͦ́ͤ̒̓ͬ͆̃̆̈̌̚͢͠͡ͅͅȆ̸̡͓̩̟̬̲̣̦̍̀́͜
B̷̧̫͈̣̟̝̞̟̝͍̝̰̲͕̳̳̯ͮ̃̌ͪ͑̓ͭ͘͘Y̨̛̱̣̼̣̹̯̘̳̗ͭ͌͒̎́̈̕͝ ̝̪̥̭̟̱͇ͫͬͤ̍̈͒͋̓ͣ̀̈́͗̐͑͢T̶͋͌̒ͤ̿̅͆͝͏͙̳̳̱͚̝͕͇̜͇H̷̷̶̡̞̤̺̺̤̟̟ͣ̄ͧ͌̚̚̕E̶̴̷̢̪̦̘̘̖̞̱̘̹̬͓̲̘̫̱̬̘̩̳͊̓ͯ̀ͥ͢ ̨̯̦͖̬͙̦̅̾ͭͧ̅̏̓͘D̻͉̜̬̲͓̠ͫ̏͒ͨ̎̇̽̏ͭ̓̀͂̇̒ͩͣ͂̀͘͢͜A͖̣̣ͥ̈́͆ͦͪͤ͛͂̒̃͒̈́̎ͫͫͥ͜͢͟ͅW̶̶̨̝̰͚̲͍͓̋̋̓ͩ͛̓ͧ̈ͮ̓̆̋ͭ̌́͢ͅN̨̉͗̊̈͂ͫ̿̄́͂̅̓͒͏̸͔̜̱̟̤͍̮̭̘̺͍̫̜͘͡ͅ'̵̡̫̖̥̙̰̗͆́̓͗̎̊̀̚͘͠S̨̛̙̟̟̦̙̻̜̹̼̝͓͍ͩ̊̈́͂̓̎̆͊ͪͅ ̲͓̮̥̹͌̍̍̚͘̕É̷̡̗̤̰͓̣̭̣͔̼̦̻͇̬̻̺̣̗̋̆̈́ͫ̑͗̆̇ͬ͒͂̅̔͘͢A̷̢̧͕̻͓̤͎͓̼̳͈̠̺̻̖̖ͬ͐ͭ̎́ͪ́ͅṘ̛̳͇̭̪͍͖ͪ̾ͧ̓̃ͭ̀ͬͤ̾̂̈́ͣ͛ͫͦ̎́ͅL̴̨̹͙̦̪̱͔͚̼̮͚̥̜̠͖̭̻̤̔ͯ͋̓ͥ̑̔͛ͬ̓͌͗̆̇ͦͨ͒́͝͡Y̴̸̛̟̺̰̻̜̱̻͈̮͈̼̺̺̹͎̖̰͔ͬͪͪ̐ͨ̂͗ ̷̻͉̲̠͚̣̞̳̣̺͎̦̰̔̆ͨ̂ͦ̓̉̒̽ͭ͐̑ͪ͑̽̂̑̕L̶͆ͨͪ͑͐̒̆̈́̿̒̂̄͌ͫ̿ͬ̎͑҉̬̖͙̣̳̦̦̪̼̲͖͇͖͎̗͕͙̬͈͡I̵ͪ̈́͊̉̑̄̏̈̆ͤ͏̨҉͔̠̼̞̘̹̬̯͕̞͍̹͓͎͖͝G̵͓͕͚̤̘̞ͥ̾ͣ͊͗̌ͦ̽̐ͬ̕͠Ḩ͚̦̞̙͈͍̲̹͙̥̳̆ͨ́͂̽͑ͧ̈́̐ͭ͆ͮ̅͡ͅH̷̸̳̲̼̜̖͙̺͂͊͌͌̎̅͆ͪ̿͊̕H̜̥̮͈̙̤̏͒̉̑́̆̄̉ͥ̅̀ͬ̊ͩ͜͝ͅHͧͬͭ̍̓̊̉ͣ҉͚̱̮̤̭̘̣̥̰͉̟͙̗̦͜͠ͅḨ̵̷̳͍̞͕͇̗͔̺̟̬͖̙̲̜͇͔̝̫̋̄ͣ̒̔̎͌ͩͤ̓̔͜͟T̔͑ͪ͆͛ͭ̎ͣͤͨ̈́ͨ̐̇͂̾͏҉̡̺͉̻̠͖̕̕
(All booing and jeering)
Ẅ́̀̂ͦͯ̋̋̉̈́́̎ͣ̅͌̿͏̢̠̪̱͎͉̘̯̠͔͓̪̟̺̖̩̩̳͜͜H̸̪͓̠͎͈̪̩̠̥͙̙̹͈̘͖̻͉̘̊̉̓ͮ̉̾̇͐̔ͮ̎͒̓͆ͩ͜A̢̼̳̬̫̞̳͚͎̜̥͖̩̯͔ͩ̐ͧ̈̊́̿͒ͫͨ̿̓ͯ͛̒T͙͔̖̮̱͎̻̙͚͋͗ͭͤͧ̓ͤͬ̆͑͒ͨ̒̓͟͝ ̵̷̲̻̱̟̗͍͈͔̬͓̘̫̙̘̊͊ͣ͑̂̇̓́ͤ̇͌͊̊͌ͯ̚̚͘̕S̸̷͓̯̰̯̩̱ͩ͂ͦ͂̀ͮ̎ͤ̏̎ͪ͐͘͜͞O̶̧̯̰̬͖͉͚͉̯̻̎̿͋ͬ͐̈́ͯ̉ͬ͘͠ ̴̡̢̜͍̫̗͎̟̠̞̗̣̤̰̩̲̞̹̝ͦ̉ͤ̒̅ͣͫ͌͠P̛͈̝͕͍͓͔͖͉̖̻̩̞̭͍̩̫̮̩̈́͆̋̔̊ͯͨͩ̅ͣ̍̓ͨ̒͌̈́͢͡ͅR̴̩̝̯͒̈́͑̐́ͤ̉̾͆̃̅͂̈ͧ͒̃ͤ̕Ỡ̧̛̬̫͔̼͖̦̉͆̆̎ͧU͛̓̎̍͋͊́̄͗̿͏̴̖̞͍̲̖̖͇̝̳̙̪̲̤̠̻͖̱̕D̊̅̊̎̽ͩͮ̽̈́̓̚͢͏̸͉̤̮̟͓͎̞̰̜̝̩̬͉͝L̵̺̮̝͉̭̂̈̔̋ͯͣ͊͊̿ͨ͑̓͜͜Y̸̧̡̦̪̗̤̳̾̋̚̚ ̬͙̜̖̪̳͈̙̫̮̟̳͕̘̳͉̺͗̾ͫ͛ͮͩͮ̂̅̋̓́͜͟W̴̵̪̱̻̫̙̘͍̱͓̺̯̲̝̺̟̮̿ͫͥ͒̆ͣͨ̋ͪͨ̀ͪ̂̍͞Ė̛͌ͬ̃͐́ͪͪ̌͋̍̈́͊ͦͬ͞͏̠̣̺͈̙͕̗̜͉̳̤̳̤̮͇͈͈͔ ͤ̃͑͂̀͗͐̽͝҉̬̤͚̟͎̥̭̙̥͎͎H̊̅ͤ͂͗͏̴̸͍̲̮̦̼̟̻̖͢ͅA̸̷̙͔̳̝̹̬͉͙̒ͯͫ̈́ͭͮ̃ͩ̏̌͘ͅͅI̸̝͚̻̖̹͖̮̬͔͈͈̞̹̪̳̞̣̭͐ͭ̓̅͆͐ͯ͛̔̔ͮ́̐͐̎̋̈͋̈I̙̲̩͕̝͉͚̘̹̱͉̬̍̿̌͗̿̾̌̈ͤ̅̊ͧ̈́͒͋̊͒ͤ̀̚I̱̯̰̳̖̙̗̜̦̥̙͇͋͑̇͐̆͗̄̆ͩͣͫ̎̇̅͠͡͝͞L̡͛̔̿ͣ͆̒͡͝͏̵͎̹͙̘̞̺̯͎L̵̴̨͎̠̹̻̱̘̉̔̊̓̍͐ͭͥ̓̓͢Ḻ̵̨̨̻̟͔͉͇̠̳͓̩̤̘͇̘͍̘̬ͨ͊͒̽̐ͣ̓̊͌̏́ͅḘ̶̯̮̱̥̫̰̻̝̹͎̻̹̯̬̱͈̭̔͂̌ͬͨ͛̃̉͒ͫ͋́̕͟͢D̵̛̝̮͍͖̱̼̘͙͇ͪ̃̏̃ͯ̆̀ͨ̎ͮ́́̒ͣ́̕̕
Martulfo: You need to shut the f(tooth)k up!
Aͣ̂͌̅͏̢͖͚͚͕̰̘̹͖͈͚͕̟̬̫̦T̢̛̮̜͖̭͖̥̜̺ͥ̾̔̎͘͟͡ ̫͈͉̮̦̱̟̗͊̎͌ͪ̅̄͢T͗̆͂͐̈͌̌̒̅̽͌̚҉͏̳̙̳̯̩̞̺̤͇͟H͓̞̟͕̺̝̜̻͉̠̹̦͈ͯ̓̽̇̋ͯ̔͛̅̎͌͌̀ͪ̅ͤ̌ͧ́͜ͅĖ̸̸̢̟̭̲̫̫̱̟̜͎̫͈̤̳̯̠͍̤̘͆ͬ͑̽̌̕ ͨ̒͑̚͏̛̰̠̠̗̬̞̦̣T̷̡̠̗͖͍̳̲ͪ͌́̓̑͋̊͋ͪ͋͋̔̃̌̚͘͠͝W̛̓͛ͪͪ͏̧̢͙̳̼̀Ỉ̷͕̬̼̭̫̗͇̤̫̱̗̳͈̘̰͉̾̇̔̄ͬͯͩͨ̚͜͜L̶̢̲͉̮͍̫͑̃̅͑̓͂̋ͩͬ̎ͭ̂͘͜͢I̶̵̧̛̜̠̪̖̪͚̞̞ͯ̈ͫ͑̽̈̒ͬͯͦ͟G̈̀̑͊̈́̎͒̑ͭ̀͗̐̿͛̔͏̸̻̥̣̺̲͙͉̀́͝H̷̾̽͛̽͂ͫ̒͊͒͆ͦ͑̒͏̨̻̱̞͓̟̭͕̤͍͝Ṱ͉͕̪̩̙͕͉̟͎̖̪̭͖̮͈͎̯̥͐͑ͤ̇̄̈́̂̒ͤ̂̄͑͆ͬ̓ͧ̆̾̀̀͜'̸̵̷̪̳̰͕̉̓̓̀̒̒ͦͬͫ͋̉͛̋͐̽̉̆̚͘S̡̡̰͓̪̝̪̘̙̯̙̦̑̒ͫ͌̋͟ ̷̧̛͈͍̲̰ͦ̓ͭ̔̔̽̏͂ͭ̃̀͢Ḽ̴̛͚̙͓̪͖͑̐̋̈́ͯ̔̈́͐͋̌̎ͧͮͦ̀Â̸̍̊̿̔͒͌̾ͪ̽ͤ҉̷̴͇̤̬͎̪͍͘S̢̙͕̰̝͉͕͖̜̟̠ͦ͆ͯ̌̔̃͌͒̀ͣ̀̚͘͟͞T͂͛ͣ̄̄ͧ͆́҉̡̡͓͕̣̰̙̰̖̠̱̭̖̪͍͡ ̶̩̥͚̱͈̼͔̖̻̻͕̤͇̲̪͔̦̒͐͌͆͒͊͗̃ͧ̐̄͐̽̽͑ͬ͂͡͡Ģ̵͌̿̉ͩͣͦ͋̑̎͌͂̃̎̚҉̨҉̰͕̗̲̲̯̙̩̮ͅL̷̩̖̟͉̹̦͕̖͕͍̯̗͑ͭ̎̏ͧ̈́̓̅̽̇͗ͭ̓̍́E̋͂̈́ͧ̇ͬͧ̃ͤ͒̌̋̎̓̽̎͗̚҉́͜͏̷̖̱̜͙͕̲̝̖̣A̵̬̗̖͇͓͈͍͓͕̾ͯͯͦͩͫͩ̑̾ͮ̏̇̾̐̀̓̕͟M̸̹͈̬̱̳̺͚̝͚̯̠̝͎̻͒̓̒͗̌͆̂̇̅̎̏͋̏ͮ̕͟͜ͅIͥ̇̍͑ͦ̄ͯ̌͑̃͂ͯ͊͆̚̚͘͝͏҉̩͇̱̭̥̖̺̱̠̥ͅN̷̴̢̢͖̪̹͔͓̣̹̗͉͙̣͈͍̳̠̜͖ͣͧ͒͋̂͋̇̏̆̄͐̂̾̋̏̇̈̓̍͜G͗̎̆͑̈́̌͑͛̒̈́́͏̭̦̖̩̱̰̥̪͎̬̫̮͕͈͈̯̼̱͔ Martulfo: You need to shut the f(tooth)k up!
Goofy Baddie: Watdapug
W̢̯͇̝͖̘̫̘̘̜̺̭̩̼͉̿ͦ͌̕͘͜͡ͅḦ̓̓̓̎̑ͩͥ̔̔ͮ̂́̈̚̚͏̸̧̞̺̜͔̞̭̪̣̪̻̠͙͉̼͕͚͚̪͉͢͠Ô̶͓͙͙̮͙̳̬͎̼̣̫̖̻͙̱̳̔̽̐̌̈́̃ͬ͒͛̎̆ͫ͂̒̕͠S̵̨̧̳͇͚̥̭͉̪̻̦̳͇̱̝̣̼̘̞ͦ̃̄̾̾̃̒ͬͫ̆͋ͅȨ̙̙͎̮͙̯̩̻̱͕̥̝̒̇͋ͣͣ̐́ͫͬ̂ͥͥ̑̕͜͟ ̸̈̀̒̎̃̈́͛̄ͤ͗̆͑͊ͪ͋̐ͯ̚̕͟͠͏͖̪͕͔̩̦̰̰̻̘̳B̛̬͚̼͚̩̼̘͇̟͓̻̳̙͎̺̻̜̱̒ͫ̈́̐̔͆̍̋̋͒̌͗ͫ͋͋̚̚͟R̶̢̢̬̰̥͚̹͚̥͇̳͎̘̹̙̮͈̈́̿̇ͭ̄̉ͭ̇̐͗͒ͬ́͂̀͝Ō̴̡̩͙͙̪̹͎͇̘͍̰̙͇̫͖͈̜͐̏ͤͫͩ̍̍̎͊̏̀ͭ̓͑̂̄̒̀̚͠͝A͗̀ͧ͋̓͂ͭ̋ͪͮͭ̀̾̈́̈̎͢҉͓͈͍̠͍̠̲̩͙̦̟̣̬̩D̵͕͓̮͓͙͊̓̔̎̌̍ͨ́͗͊ͥ͐ͯ̋̚͠ ̢̨̓ͧ̓ͪ̽̚͢҉͖̘̦̜̺̺̺̬̝̻͎̮̭͓͇S͔̬̟̳̯̠̤̼͖̖̜̫͙̱̰̭̖̯̊̈̀ͪ̊̈̈̑ͦͤ͋̍̏̍̏̄̓ͮ̕͢͢͝T̶̼͎̪̗̼͇̥̹̟ͩ̊́̊͂ͧ̑̊̀̓ͥͣͭ̍ͣͩ͢͜͝͝R̻͈̥̟̦̦̮͙̳͓̮̦̟͔̳̱͖͉̹͂ͩ̓̄̒ͪ̊̓̒͛͆̂ͮͮ͞I̸̡̩̣͙͚͖̋̔̂̑͞P̶ͪ̑́͌̿ͨ̄͡҉̡̪̞͇̬̪͍̀E̢̝͔̝̫̝͓̓̓͗ͮ̈̾ͦ̿͛̓ͥ̆́͡Sͬͥ̉̓͋ͨͤ͊ͬ͆ͪͩ̇̅̆̈͐҉̩̱̣̳̳̫̮͚̪̠̳̞̱ͅ ̿ͪ̐̏̾͏̛̹̗̞̠̥͍̜͔̘ͅĄ̝͉̻͍̗̲͒̃͋̌͞ͅN̸̟͚̳͍̖͓̫̱̜̰̟͛̍ͦͯ̍ͧ͜D̴̡̯͇̼͙̬̼̖̙̬͕͕ͦͤ̿̓ͦͯ́ͮ̓̃̓̿̈ͤ͒ͧͦ̚ͅͅ ̟̰̪̹͔͚͙̝͔̖̪̤͚̩͉̄ͦ͗͊͒ͨͯ̋̕B̵̡͎̪̟͎̟̖ͭͯͤ̍͞R̨ͮ̆̐ͮ͛ͫ̀ͣ̎͋͌̈́͂ͦͭ̉͜҉̳̲̹̖̼̥̙̹̳͚́Ị̤̻͙͇͔ͪ̆̂̽͆͗ͤ̓̏͆̾̍̄̅̅͟ͅG̟̱̝̞̖̀ͧͩ̂͋́͑͛ͩ̏͂͑ͤ̀͢͟H̴̵̵̬̘̣͙̟̲͍̯͎̮̽̏͒̿̽ͦ̀͝T̵̨̙̫͓̤̪̙͍ͨ̋ͯ͛ͤͧ̓ͥ̎͆̅͋̍̅̏̾͢͠ ̵̨͆̓ͤ͛̉͌̇̏̇̔͏̹̱̟̙̫̥̦̳̭̹͉̰̮̯̳̦̘͍̻Ṣ̵̼̻̯̜̼͈̻̝̲͙͇͈̝̤̮̱̘̅̽̉̌ͣ̈͗̏̂͆́ͮͨ͆́T̯̟̘̜̻̳̗͆̾͗́̆̋͌́̇ͥ̀͟͠Aͤ̊̉̑ͭ̏͐̏̏͌͒́͜͏҉̮̤̻̯͎̩̠͎͍̗͚̬̰̠Ą̧͔̰̻̑̉ͨ͋̔̈́͛͟͞͡A̤͖̥̹̪̫̲̯̖̭̐ͥ̓̊̅̚͜͞Á͍̜͖͕̦͖̄̓̌͆ͤͥͩ̍̒͂ͬͪͪͪ̆͜͞ͅA̷̭͔̟͙̥̙̺ͥ̔̋̌̍̔̔ͨ͒̊̇̒̾͌̑̋͞Ǎ̓͐͌̒ͩͮ̊̄͊̓͐̐̎̓̔ͮ̋͢҉̟͚͕͚̺̺͈̩͇Á̷̯̱͍̘̪̜̖ͩͩ̎̀̚R̷̢͓̙̣͈̥̟̯̥̠̰̤̤̖̰̯͍̾ͫͯ̒̃̒ͦ̅̉͂̆̂ͪͩͪ̆̉̓́͠S̔̽̉͒̾̐̔̉̓ͯͤ҉͏̫̟̬̣̻̩̻̤̙͜ͅ Pugatulfo: Oh my god!
Pugatulfo: This is my jam!
Mario: I don't think you can do that!
T̶̰͉͇͔̜̮̜̗̲͆ͥ̊ͬͮ̉̽̈́ͬ̃̂ͥ͐̾̿̀́̚͜͠H͓̫̙̺̭͎̱̱͈̊͂ͥͧ̅̇̌̊̀́͢͝R̨̯̘̰͓̣̮̥͙͉ͪͬ͌̆͐͜͜͡O̷̡͎̗̟̣͖͓̗͖̖̜̓͐͆̾̐̐̿͋̚͡U͊ͯ͗̀̽̏̉ͨ̆̌́̃̓̈́͐͏̲͈̻̪̲͈̖̺̮̭̙͙͓͖͕̺͠G͗̅̋̃̐̽͗҉͇͍̥̰̦̦̣͔̰̝͖͡H͕͇̻̭͊̾͌͑̅̈ͣ̌̎͘͡ ̔̎ͩ̌̽͗ͪ̚͞҉̻͙͚̤̖͉̱̠̘̝̗͓̤̯̗̗͠ͅT̛͓͕̹̜̹̝̖̰̙͍͎̝̻̰͍̯̋̉ͯ̎̾͗ͩ̔͋ͮͣ̎ͮͦ̊͑̓̏̚̕H͇̺̙̦͉̮̲̰͖̿ͨ̄̈͒̆ͯ̀͟E̍ͯ̆̿͋̚҉̷̡̞̩̹͓̜͚͈͈͕͉̞͚̟̞͍̀̕ͅ ̘̲͇̬͙͔̫̺̠͐̊̉͗ͨ̾̂ͤ͊̒ͣ͋̿ͣ́͜ͅP̶̌ͨ̄̀͐̋ͮ̄͌ͬ͏̛̖̠̻̻̘̳͉̱̼͕̳͙͔͙̯Ȇ̡̍̋͞҉̛̟̼̭̺͓̺̹͙͡R̵̅ͩ́ͦ̓̐̇̐̑̃̊̽ͩ̌̈́͞҉̛͎̖̲̯̖̖͇͓͈̳̫͡Í̢̛̭̖̹̮͙̰̗̠̼ͣ̔͂ͧͯ̌̀Ļ̤̩̲͖̗̟̣͙̜̳͎̝̝̻̤̲̏ͦ̔̒̀̔͆͆ͫ͂͆̊̀͢͠ͅO̡͐̎ͬͦ̈̅̀̒͊̎̓̅͞҉̛̦̺̭̼̦̕ͅŲ̧̗͉͔͎̺͉̘̯̩̯̙̪͙̪̣̯̎͐̑̑̃̿͗̂͗ͪͧ̍̏̃͑ͨͧ̀͘ͅͅͅS̨̳̠̺̫̬̙̘̻̳̩̦̣̼̮̬̪͙̫͛ͭ̔͂ͤ̃͞͞ ̶̵̮̥͎̙̄́̌̆̓̄͘͟F̵̬̖̺̦̼̩̦̖̞̥̝̗̰̪̜͍͇͉̌ͤͪ̋͊ͯͦ́̚I̸̸̱͖̣̳͉̳͔͚̫̟ͦ͑́G̻̬̩̼̟̹̳͍̱̟̮̟͉̖͉̦͖͚͍͋ͦ̔͑ͦͭ̏ͯ̕͟H͛̿̑ͥͧ͢͢͏̡̧͙͓̖̻̖̺͎̖͙̟̻͎͈̰T̢̮̩̝̤̬̱͕̪͚̫̘̼̼̺̠̓͒̆͐ͥ̌͛͆͑͜͠ Mario: I don't think you can do that! Me: How do those glitch get in there?
Mario: Let's-a do this!
Mario style!
Ơ͚͙̳̘̺͇͍͚͛ͨ̂ͫ͜'̨̛̫͓̤͇̭̳̯̫̦̗̣̪͔͖ͭ̎ͥ̓̈̈ͧͭ̂̂͆̐͐̾̇͗ͥͩ̀̚E̶̢͉̮͇͕̰͙̺̓̿ͬ̇͗̔̄͌̈́ͣ̀̽ͮ̑͠Ŗ̼͇̞̼̺ͦ̾̊ͥ̄̇ͮ͗̀ͭ̓̈̑͒͞ ̸͉͔͕̙͔̈̎̊̄ͩ̓̓̚͘͟T̨̧̢̜͇̺̣̫̼͚͇̥̜̙̲͚̦̫̯ͦ͊̿ͥ̏̓̃͆̒̿͂͒͗̒̾̐̇̅͘͡Ḩ̓̃̍̂ͤ̋̓̋ͮ̀͐̚҉̶̸̰̟̦̬̣̲̺͚͔̗̯̜̣̞̗͍̞̣É̻̳̻͎̪͔̖͈̬̼̮͈͉͔̮͙̥̾͆͒͡͞ͅ ̢͓̤̩͉͍̩͍͍̈͛̇̓̃̈̂͆̏̎ͫ́ͣ̉̿̽ͣ̚̕Ṟ̸͇̻̳͈̩͓̻̫̯̞͎̹͔̗̒̈ͨ͊ͧ͜ͅA̵̱̘̺̻̫̜̤͓͍ͣ̿ͣͧͨ̓̾ͣͯ̎ͬM̴̺͉̳͚̬̺̼͙̬̝̭͓̰̼͋̂̍̀̍̍̾͌ͫͫͦ͋̄ͦ̑ͅP̢͔̯̟͙̥͕̦ͥͩ̾͂̒ͣ͗̾̓͌ͯ̚͡͠A͗̑̇́̏ͭ̾ͬ̆̌ͭ̎ͦ̅̋́҉̴̟̜͙̤̼Ŗ̣̝̤͔̩͓͇̟̮̼̟̟͉̩̜̺̣ͭ͑ͬ͗̔͑͂ͫ̏̌͡͡T̴̛͔͕̲̠͉̫͇͙͙̑̍ͦͫͫͤ̊̈͜S̛̐͌̇̄͠҉̶̨̮͈̱̩̰̬̜͔͈̺̳͖͕̜͙ ̬̹̗̼͒͌̚̚͞W̊̏̃̓͡͏̼͇͇̟̭̺͙̩̳̙̯̱̱́ͅE̥̱̣̭̻̘̹̫͕̣̻͉̙̪͆̍̒ͦ̈̂̾̊ͥ̑̈̔͋̔̊ͨ̀͠ ̹̳͍̭̲̳̥̇͆͆̑ͫͨͮ̆́́Ẇ̶̻̱̝͈̯̓ͤͩ̓̀͟A̸̧̢̳̪̥̥͙͕͍̅̆͗̏̽̍͘T̀ͫ͋̒̏͏̴͞͏̘͖̳̭̳̙̻͝C̄̊̅͊̂͐ͮ̀҉҉̯̖̥͉͉̱̗̘͓̺̞͎̰̱̟͢ͅḨ̵̀̄̄̆̆͗̑̏̇ͬ͒̀ͨ͜͏̥̻̭͍ͅE̷̢̥̜̺͇̮̝̟̦͕̘̥ͣ̾ͬ̿͒͆̀́͜Dͫͣ̑ͣ̓ͬ̎̈̏͋̌ͫͤ̄͑́͆̃͏̢̛̼͔͍̗͚̦̥̱̙̳̻̩͉͡͞
JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!
EASY MONEY!
December 25, 2020 U-shuld-now-dis-bak-at-da-intro 7:30AM
Luigi: Oh yeah! [Gibberish] Go Weegee!
Huh?
[Unfortunately, SMG4 turned into a pathetic loser at this point.] Me: Because you spend 532 days
"rokc": BITCH! I love you.
KiSs Me.
[Tries to kiss the rock]
If I wasn't-
HOLY SHIT!
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT RICH! Price gave: 1000 Dollars
SMG4: WOW!
Uh, bye!
I've got shit to do!
[SMG4 somehow grabs the entire cash in just two hands] Get! In! There! You! Bitch!
Fishy Boopkins: Ohh.. Not even a thank you?
Bob: HeY WHERE The hEll IS my cuT bitCH?
Mario: MMMMPH!
Bob: i didn't BuST MY ASS for NOtHinG !
SMG4: Uh-Oh... Spagetti-Oh...
Bye, BITCH!
LATAAAAAH!
(Laughing)
*crash* Oh shit!
(Airplane zooming)
(BOOM)
DED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU MANE-IACS!
YOU BLEW IT UP!
DANG YOU!
DANG YOU ALL TO HEAVEN!
Hubert: I'm sorry baby, I still love you!
(Crying)
SMG4: WHY?
SMG4's "friends": O_O.
[And then he got run over by a bunch of trucks. The end.]
Outro: Super Mario Land Birabuto Kingdom/Mushroom Kingdom Remix Translator: yeahiamsocool123, RL3D, WilsonPerez3, Lie Lie Draw etc.