- We all have a little bit
of a love-hate relationship with TikTok.
There are some people, they love to hate it.
Or people like me, I hate that I love it.
(gentle music)
- [Narrator] Medieval kings believing
that in order to produce an heir,
their wives had to orgasm during sex.
- I don't know if that is true
but if so, strong work to the medieval kings.
I think some modern day kings need to learn a lesson there.
Learn your lesson, sir.
- No woman would be prosecuted for murder
if they used an IUD and while using that IUD,
it prevented the implantation of an embryo.
- Well, my bill would do away with aborted patients.
- But that's not an aborted patient.
- Okay.
Well, that's your opinion.
I don't think that's of opinion of others.
- He said, "Well, that's your opinion."
No, sir, that is a medical definition.
You cannot abort a pregnancy if you're not pregnant.
You have to be pregnant to have an abortion.
- It doesn't eliminate contraceptives.
Contraceptives keeps a woman from conceiving.
That's the definition of contraceptives.
- Well, is the prevention of implantation
part of contraceptions?
- No.
- Oh, I hate this.
How are you going to argue that someone is pregnant
when I can't even diagnose them as pregnant.
That's bananas.
You can have a personal belief
that you don't want to use something
that might lower the chances of implantation,
but saying that someone is pregnant
before they have an implanted pregnancy
is absolutely bananas.
That means everybody's having a miscarriage most months
if they're not on birth control.
- When the sperm enters the egg, that's when it takes place.
- What takes place?
- When life begins, that's when it takes place.
- I understand, but-
- But no, when life begins
is really irrelevant to this discussion.
That doesn't make any difference.
We're defining pregnancy, not life.
- In anything that kills that egg afterwards
is aborting it.
- That's not true.
Abortion has a definition as well.
Oh my God.
I can't even watch more than three seconds.
This is why the people who look like this
and have no understanding
of what I do should not be in charge of making laws
because they don't even know what they're talking about.
- Preventing implantation doesn't kill the egg, does it?
Or does it kill the embryo?
- We're talking about contraceptives here.
- Okay.
- Oh my gosh.
My blood pressure's high.
Why do people do this?
This is absolutely bananas.
I just can't stand it.
I will say too.
No matter what kind of birth control you're using,
the primary method is not to prevent implantation.
So in a regular cycle where you're not
on any kind of birth control and you're having sex
with someone who can get you pregnant,
you're way more likely to have a fertilized embryo
that doesn't implant
than on any type of birth control in existence.
So keep that in mind.
Additionally, it's fine
if you don't wanna take birth control or use an IUD
because of your personal beliefs.
It's not fine to try to say
that that's an abortion when it's not
and to try to make that illegal.
That is wildly and insanely ridiculous.
- Oh no.
Hi friend.
Guess what?
I've made some new friends
and they come with questions about the abortion laws.
One of the most important questions
is about the First Amendment of the constitution.
It states, "Congress shall make no law respecting
an establishment of religion."
Correct? Yeah.
Then why are we determine what happens in medical cases
based off Christian views?
A lot of people are saying that I should be proactive
if I don't want any future pregnancies.
What resources are you providing me
to prevent future pregnancies?
And if I can't afford them, will they be free?
Actually, we're trying to get rid of birth control as well.
Amazing.
In the case that a man doesn't wanna wear a condom
because it feels better and his body, his choice,
will he be fully responsible for providing
for this baby that I'm gonna be forced to have?
I don't.
Amazing, thank you.
If this isn't about controlling my body
and it's purely about the fetus,
why is it nearly impossible for me to get my tubes tied
or a hysterectomy at a young age?
Amazing, thank you.
- A lot of us are more than happy to tie tubes at any point
with informed consent.
There's an entire Reddit called r/childfree, I think.
And they have a list of healthcare providers
who are happy to do this.
I know that most people who've trained in the recent past
believe in autonomy of someone to choose,
to have their tubes tied at whatever point after that.
It's legally allowed.
So, yes, I recognize this is an issue.
I've made a whole video about it.
I will link it in the iCard, but also,
there's a lot of options.
So use that subreddit and check it out if you want.
- If I choose to abstain from sex until say, I'm married,
should I be on birth control from a young age
or when I start my period in the case of sexual assault?
Who are your friends?
If a fetus is not viable and I'm forced to carry it to term,
who's gonna be paying for the funeral costs?
Amazing, thank you.
- And the medical costs?
- What postpartum care will you be providing
to these new mothers?
Especially those mothers
who went through a sexual assault
resulting in a baby that they didn't want.
I don't.
- This is really sad, but so true.
- Also, because every life matters, in the case of twins,
if one twin absorbs the other twins, do you have a set
of tiny handcuffs for when that twin exits the cervix?
Come on.
Okay, that one was just for funsies.
Are you providing healthcare in the case that my pregnancy
causes long-term health issues, such as tooth decay
hypertension, or diabetes?
Isn't that what you have insurance for?
I think you know what I'm gonna say.
Not everyone has insurance.
See?
Me and you.
- It is a absolute fact that people who seek abortion
and are denied that have more pregnancy complications
and lifelong conditions that result from that
than people who never intended
to abort their pregnancy at all.
It's almost like people who seek abortion
know what's best for them.
- If life starts a conception, can I put my fetus
on a life insurance policy
in the case that I have a miscarriage?
Also, how long do I give
for bereavement before you send me to jail?
Can you get new friends?
No.
If a woman over 35
which is considered a geriatric pregnancy
is forced to have a baby which holds a ton of risks
for the mother and the baby,
will you be providing full assistance
for the mother and the baby?
Amazing, thank you.
- No, we don't use a term geriatric pregnancy anymore.
That's a document, like it's on an IDC code
but I have never, in all of my years
of being a medical student or in training to be an OB
heard that used clinically.
It's not really used within healthcare anymore.
It is sometimes on healthcare documentation.
That was it.
Very accurate and a little bit sad discussion.
If you wanna check out my full video
on the Roe v. Wade overturning and what that could mean,
I will link that in the description box below.
It's a really good video.
I would encourage anybody
who either doesn't fully understand this,
or feels like a visceral negative reaction
towards this discussion to just watch it
and give it some thought.
- So go ahead and remove all of your clothes.
And then once you're ready,
you're gonna press the a little button
and then we'll go ahead and come in.
I'm gonna close the door for some privacy.
- All right, go ahead and relax for me, hun.
Let's take a look here.
- What is she using?
- Everything is looking really good.
- I wanna know what her instrument was there.
I love the hand and the lamp, but what was the instrument?
It looked like food tongs. (laughs)
On that note, I do have to show you what I got.
Long-time viewers of the channel will appreciate this.
I somehow managed to find the tiny carrot.
All the way over here in (mumbles) New Zealand.
It's been lost for ages.
I don't know how it made it here with me, but it's here.
Also, my mom found this on the ground before we moved here
when we were just at like a random park and gave it to me.
So now we have a puppet carrot too.
Prepare yourselves for this.
It's incredible.
I was given this recently at a conference by IVF Phoenix,
a reproductive endocrinology office.
It is a teeny tiny Tinkerbell speculum.
So even Tinkerbell can be cancer-free
and get her pap smears.
It's incredible.
Thank you for appreciating that with me.
- Question, is it possible for a fart to sneak
into a hoo-ha, lay dormant for a while,
and then come out disguise as queef asking for a friend
who may or may not have swallowed a fart?
- (laughs) That was chaos.
And the answer is no, that's not how a queef happens.
Generally, regular air is forced into the vagina,
which is a blind pouch, and that comes out at some point
with movement or intercourse or something like that.
And no.
Farts don't just escape into the vagina.
That would be problematic and probably indicate
that you had some kind of terrible connection
between the vagina and rectum called a fistula
which I promise nobody wants.
It's not very fun.
- Things women in my family said to me as a child
that just don't make sense.
What do you mean you need a tampon?
Well, you only need a tampon if you having sex.
But are you having sex?
I knew you was out here being fast.
See if he wasn't used to nothing being stuck up there.
You wouldn't need a tampon.
Yeah, you just told on yourself.
- That's horrible.
I have had patients who told me things like that
but I just can't believe
that people still think things like this.
Obviously, I feel like it should go without stating
but tampons have nothing to do with sexual intercourse.
Plenty of people who've never been sexually active
will use a tampon.
And plenty of people who are sexually active
will not use a tampon.
No correlation.
This is dumb.
- Pretty dumb, huh?
- Okay, please.
Quiet, quiet.
It is June 11 today.
We're gonna be learning about the US government.
America is a two-party system.
One party is (indistinct) about equality
and the other party loves Mr. Potato.
Let's play a game
called are you too rich to get American healthcare Alexis?
How much money do you make a week babysitting your sister?
$20, Alexis.
That's too much money.
You don't get healthcare or Alexis, you got an infection.
You're dead.
Alexis is dead.
Step outside the class.
Nobody talked to Alexis for the rest of the day.
She's dead.
- Alexis is dead.
Step outside the class.
- Okay, please.
Quiet, quiet.
It is June 26 today.
We're gonna be learning about the US government.
The Supreme Court
which is made up of the nine oldest people ever
decided to overturn Roe v. Wade.
Now this made people who are pro-life over the moon.
Jordans, raise your hand
if you wanna take a guess at what it means
to be pro-life, Alexis.
To feed the hungry.
No, Alexis.
Michael, take a guess.
Universal healthcare.
No, no, that's not it.
Sophie.
Saving animals, no, they kill animals
and put their heads over their fireplaces.
Immigrant lives, no.
Trans lives, no.
Kids in foster care, ye- no.
I'm just joking.
It's not any of those.
- I thought shouldn't be funny, but it's funny.
I just had to include that one
because it combines my two current worlds.
Life as an American living
with kids who go to school in New Zealand.
And that is genuinely how our archaic system
of providing healthcare is seen by people around the world.
I hope that you gotta laugh today.
Maybe even learn something.
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