I love the Mushroom Kingdom! I love plumbers!
I'm like a piranha plant, once you enter my pipe, I'll bite you're head off.
Oh my god, there's Mario! Hey!!!
You can say whatever you want, but what can you really say to someone who has beaten Bowser so many times?
Every day with the S, M, O.
Shells.
Mustaches.
And overalls.
And then you come out'a looking-a just fine.
Well Daisy and I always want to look our best for the guys 'cause Mario and Luigi are so hot.
I love, big hands, white gloves.
Oh my god. Ya know what I'm sayin? And overalls?
So hot, so sexy.
Mario party!
Ahh I'm-a Luigi.
Woooh! DK, DK, DK!
We're walking back from the bar and we were all drunk and, so we just lost control and got really jealous of each other.
Hey (BEEP)! I saw you kiss Luigi.
I saw you kiss Mario! You (Beep)!
(Screaming and yelling)
We're okay now.
Donkey Kong and Bowser, they'a best friends.
This is our castle too, we all live here!
You are such a (Beep)hole, I (Beep)ing hate you, you (Beep)ass, star steeling, Koopa (Beep)er.
We were all just dancing, having fun.
Then all of a sudden, Wario's being a jerk.
You steal all of our mushrooms and you get ridiculous.
He drinks all the liquor.
And then all hell breaks loose.
I'm so sick of-
(screaming and yelling)
I'm-a Luigi, I'm-a Luigi, I'm-a Luigi.