- Today, we get witch-crafty.
- Let's mom about that.
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Good Mythical Moms.
- Now we just love it when any kind of holiday
comes rolling around, because that means that we get
to fix up a mold punch and set up a chili bar,
get all the kids together, dress up and act
like a family, gosh dang it.
- That's right, but in the frenzy and flourish
of all this party prep, I once again forgot
that my middle child was a thing, and thus,
I have neglected to buy it a costume.
- Well that's forgivable because setting up a chili bar
can be a full-time job.
- I know. - But don't y'all worry,
'cause we're about to reach into our big ol'
chunky chico's mom's bag of tricks
and pull out something lickety splat.
- That's right, today we're gonna show you how to make
some super trendy last-minute costumes
out of stuff you just got thrown around the house.
It's time for
- [Together] When a Mom Makes a Costume,
She Uses Stuff from Around the House.
- Now our children could not be here today
to model these amazing costumes that we have designed
for y'all, I don't know where they are,
I'm guessing in school, spooky.
- But my husband Henry has been mandatory volunteering
over at the Adult Center for the Severely Dehydrated,
so we got some of those fine people to come be
our runway models, come on y'all, let's get this
- [Together] Costume party started.
- Now my daughter Cherish has been in dire need
of a strong female role model for years,
but this past summer we finally found one,
and it has inspired this amazing costume.
It's Wonder Woman.
- Oh my. - Look at that,
come to the spotlight Wonder Woman and take a look.
Now every wholesome American family has a whole pantry
full of Wonder bread, 'cause that stuff don't spoil.
- You're right. - It lasts forever,
and it smells so good.
- Well, and the cool thing is this really works
on a couple of levels, because I wonder
if that's a woman.
- That's right.
The beard might be throwing you off a little bit.
Look at that, and squeeze--
Are you alright honey?
It's Wonder bread, that's just bread in there.
- I got it.
- But you gotta know if it's one that you need
to get off the shelf or not.
And that one is definitely shelf-ready.
Oh there's some translucent areas.
- Oh, I've been looking at that the whole time.
- Now you've gotta remember, when you're making
your Wonder bread dress, you have to put
the translucent places in the proper spaces.
You know what I'm saying?
Good work lady.
- Now I think this one's looking like a snack.
- We could call it looking like a snack,
because Daughtry used to say that to Cottonelle
this past summer at the amusement park.
- His cousin Cottonelle?
- Yeah, I think when she was in her swimsuit
at the water park.
- But she's a first cousin.
- She still looked like a snack, sounds tasty, thank you.
That's great, I bet it's sweaty, though,
in a good way.
- Now I'm all up on the internet lingo ever since
Hunter Donovan set me up a Tumblr so I could look
at Colin Firth gifs, and I gotta tell you,
sometimes that British man's lippy grin
gets me so overwhelmed that I just can't even.
- And look.
- That's the name of costume is can't even.
Now here's what I did, - Why?
- Now you know that our boys play bench
for the Pony League baseball team.
- And they loved it.
- They've done it for years, and I took all of
their old jerseys, put it together for this little number.
- A lot of little numbers. - Get it, number.
- Odd numbers. - They're all odd numbers.
There's not even one even number on the whole thing.
- What an odd costume.
- Now I also have been getting Henry to dress up
like Colin Firth when we role play.
- Loretta, you are being,
you're making me uncomfortable.
And your cleavage, too, you're just inappropriate
across the board.
- I'm just, this is a shout-out to Elvira,
you're the one who needs support.
And you're showing a lot of leg,
I was gonna say something about it.
You're in the choir.
- Don't make this personal,
I'll give you a brush for Christmas.
- I've been thinking about these while I've seen you
up there singing How Great Thou Art.
- How Great These Art.
I paid good money for these, and you know what,
I'm gonna show 'em off.
They got all those seats up there
where everybody can see you.
- Well you coulda paid to get em high-ered a little bit.
That is part of it.
- Brush your hair.
Hey, you're still here.
Look at you.
- [Rhett] Thank you Jennifer.
- She did good, and she looks so hydrated.
- Yeah, she does.
- Now, as you may know, there's a nasty spoiled
little young man boy who spent the majority of 2017
terrorizing his nice, nice neighbors,
and as you also may know the best form of criticism
is costuming, so check it out.
Look at that, it's Jake Paul's neighbor.
That's right, don't she look pitiful.
She looks so shellshocked.
This is what happens when you live next door
to an overdabbing YouTuber.
- Now she's been burnt.
- That's right, he has been known to burn stuff
in his pool, and you know what, embers might get caught
on the neighbors. - Embers, right.
- Embers. - I'm a big fan
of the embers, I once went on a cruise.
Do you remember the embers cruise?
- Yeah, they dance in unison, goodness gracious.
- I fell in love on that cruise.
- So this burnt costume is actually
the outfit that I lost during practice Thanksgiving
last weekend, but you know what they say,
when life gives you a grease fire, you make a costume.
So that's what I did, and I added some cracked eggs here,
because he's a prankster.
He's throwing eggs everywhere.
And she's got noise-canceling earmuffs right there
that I use to keep my husband's night shrieks
out of my dreams.
- Now I don't mean to be out of line,
but I kind of have a soft spot for Jake Paul.
- Well go to the doctor, get him to harden it up.
He's mean.
- But have you seen his pectorals?
- No. - And his brother,
have you seen them together, they rap
at each other on the internet.
- Logan, yeah, I'm big on Logan.
- Well what's wrong with little Jakey?
- Logan's the good boy.
- Dab on the haters.
- It's his brother that needs to be restrained.
- I'd like to restrain both of 'em.
- Good gracious.
And the cleavage, look at you.
- I'm sorry, you brought it up.
- Get out of here before she says something else
to embarrass us.
- Now this year, I wanted to include my dog,
Dog the Bounty Hunter the dog, in the Halloween festivities,
and the best way to do that was to mash up
my favorite pup with my favorite TV program.
I crocheted her a big old tail,
a hand-made tale, get it?
- I get it.
- Yeah, and I gave her a cute little bonnet,
because I think they wear bonnets
during Handmaid's Tale times, because of the UV rays.
- Of course,
it's solar-powered, is that what you're saying?
- I don't think so.
- Well you know what, the show's great,
I heard it won a lot of Oscars.
- Oh a bunch of them, bunches and bunches.
- Praise be.
- Oh, I didn't see that you had brought
Anthony Weiner-dog.
- I did, he's my companion always,
I don't give him a cell phone, though.
- Nuh uh.
Okay, now y'all get out of here.
- Don't look so sad.
Good work dogs.
- [Rhett] There they go, there they go.
- Now my Fiesta hatchback came with
six cigarette lighters, but no radio,
and that's fine 'cause I just roll the windows down
in order to listen to what other people
are listening to, and there's this one song,
Look What You Made Me Do, that is everywhere right now,
so it gave me an idea for a new costume.
There it is, can you figure it out?
- I do not remember making this appointment.
- Got some pins, got some pins in his mouth.
Got a measuring tape, he's measuring you.
- Hold on sir.
- He's touching you, - Ask permission
and forgiveness later.
- He's an elderly man measuring you, who could it be?
It's old tailor.
'Cause it's something about two Taylors
fighting with each other.
- I don't know, I cut it off when the graveyard part
came on, it scared me a little bit.
- And in his hair, I got Bisquick to age him,
and right here, I've got my husband's skinny clothes
that he bought eight years ago when he tried
to motivate himself to lose weight.
- That didn't work. - No it didn't,
but it looks good here> - He's bigger than ever,
have I told you that?
- And I love him.
Uh, what's happening, what's happening?
- The old tailor's dead.
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- You know what time it is.
- Hi, I'm Alex, and I'm a steampunk lord.
- Hi, my name's Kevin, I'm the grim reaper.
- [Together] And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- If you didn't like any of our costumes,
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- Win Face, now what is this?
Congratulations to Sheri. - Sheri made a win face.
- You won a GMM t-shirt.
Well congratulations Sheri, thank you for trying so hard.
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