I do feel like a real cult leader.
It feels like I actually have a real religion.
In a world of many TikTok cults
only one can stand at the top.
And that is us, the s.
People will do what I say.
I don’t want to say the puppet master, but...
Supreme Leader, tell me what to do.
I’m all yours, I’m your chickie-poo.
I do feel like I have influence or power to sort of
craft this narrative that a lot of people want to be a part of.
We must demonstrate that we are the most powerful TikTok cult
by dominating the comment section of the For You page.
Rise up.
Rise up, Step Chickens.
Rise, Step Chickens.
To be honest, I don’t know that much about real-life cults,
other than the ones that have orgies
because I remember I was invited to one of those on my 18th birthday.
I think that there would be a subsection of my cult
that would be open to an orgy, if I were to orchestrate it.
Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and baloney, chicken and macaroni
I think for my cult in particular,
people are bonded not just by this whole notion of Step Chickens,
but maybe like the central value of my cult is
this type of humor that everyone bonds over.
Hey, so sorry to wake you up,
but I just wanted to share the good news with you.
So we were able to finish charging your phone,
so your phone battery’s at 100 percent now.
The bad news is that in order to do that,
we had to take your mom off life support.
My end goal with the Step Chickens
has always been total internet domination.
When I saw that we completely took over and shook up TikTok,
I was like, “Wow, with this kind of power,
we could really take over the entire internet.”
So I know a lot of my followers watching this or who watch me
see me as inspiration to try and create their own content.
And I just want to let you know that I am living proof that
you don’t need to be good-looking or talented
in order to get famous and be successful.
People have always asked me,
“Hey, what if this career path doesn’t work out for you?”
And I very bluntly tell them, “I would just kill myself.”
Like, I literally would just go and overdose on heroin.
And I would empty out all my savings, book a ton of travel,
just do a ton of drugs, and just die.
[Super_Users]
[TikTok Cult]
Hi, I’m Melissa
but call me Mother Hen
Leader of the Step Chickens cult, not a clan
There’s no Father Rooster, don’t need no schlock
When I’m my own father with this giant horse ****
See me on screen and say, “Step Chicken, what are you doing?”
Words cannot describe how proud I am of our power.
The devil works hard, but Step Chickens work harder.
The Step Chickens are this online TikTok cult that I started
that really kind of came from a high idea that I had
when I was stoned at 3:00 am
and just filming these sort of high thoughts.
Let's start a religion with just us.
I’m open to names for the religion,
but for now, let’s just call it “Chunky Pineapples.”
Now, in the center of our worship circle,
we have a single chicken breast, raw.
Then every night at 3:00 am,
we smoke a giant joint the shape of a 16-inch horse ****.
Step Chicken comes from this series
that I did on my TikTok channel called
and I act out that super stereotypical scenario on PornHub
where a stepbrother is seducing his stepsister.
Are you sure we're allowed to do this?
I mean, what if Mother Hen or Father Rooster find out?
It’s fine, we’re not even related.
We’re step-chickens.
Maybe, but you have to promise not to tell anyone.
Don’t worry about it,
it’ll be just like doing it with a turkey.
Now come here.
Wait, step-chicken, what are you doing?
My followers have kind of associated me with a chicken,
and the chicken thing has sort of become a meme.
A lot of you have been wondering how to become a Step Chicken.
The answer is simple.
The first step is to change your profile.
You can either screenshot this image
or the one that I posted in my Instagram story,
or from any other Step Chicken’s profile page.
After you've changed your profile,
comment on as many videos as you can
to show our dominance in the comment sections.
If you don't know why you're seeing this profile picture everywhere,
it’s because all of these people are a part of my cult, the Step Chickens.
The good news is that we have a powerful presence,
with support from TikTokers like Jonathan Moss,
Dank Ass Daniel, Rich Black Guy, and reitergrace.
We even have people who are simply anti-Step Chicken.
I think it’s funny how all these people underestimate our power,
and I’ll be showing just how powerful we are
with a declaration of war video that I’ll be posting tomorrow.
Kind of how I knew the Step Chickens thing was blowing up and being crazy
was when I saw that
had joined the Step Chickens.
That was sort of the moment for me where I was like,
“Holy ****.
The official TikTok of
is a Step Chicken now.
Like, this is so ridiculous.”
And then like a bunch of--
a bunch of sports teams did it.
The Houston Rockets
and the Kansas City Chiefs
and the Kansas City Royals.
The state of Ohio had a TikTok;
they became a Step Chicken.
The guy who’s the Flex Seal meme, Phil Swift,
we raided his stuff, he became a Step Chicken.
Kelly Rizzo, she’s also on TikTok,
she also happens to be Bob Saget’s wife.
She became a Step Chicken, it was just crazy.
Last night we had our first official cult battle
on Phil Swift’s latest video,
also known as the guy from this meme.
Not only do we get over 300,000 comments on the video,
but the Step Chickens absolutely dominated the comment field.
I am impressed, but not surprised,
that the Step Chickens absolutely massacred the first battle.
I guess to summarize,
my relationship with the other cult leaders is very like...
I kind of see it like the UN, almost.
Well, I guess like a non-peaceful version of the UN,
so I guess not the UN.
But insulting each other in the comments,
but it’s all in good fun.
Since our declaration of war video yesterday,
many new cults have arisen.
The cults went wild yesterday,
raiding various comment sections and even lives,
and it was this utter chaos.
Rise up, Step Chickens,
we’re going to win tomorrow’s battle.
Rise the **** up Step Chickens.
Step Chickens...
rise up.
Rise up, Step Chickens.
-Rise up. -Step Chickens.
Rise up, Step Chickens.
Rise up... Step Chickens.
Rise, Step Chickens.
I really hope that at some point people start to get tattoos of this.
I think that’s when I will know that like, “Hey, this is a real thing,
people are getting tattoos of this ****.”
I think that’s sort of like the ultimate way
to pledge your allegiance.