welcome back brothers and sisters to the
honking I think we're actually gonna be
able to end it off this time our
brothers will rise from the ashes
none of them are dead but their rice
from some sort of ashes hey what's going
on here
what are you doing are you selling bread
wait what do we have to do get into the
pub now you're speaking my hunk break
the dartboard get the toy boat make the
old man fall on his arse be awarded a
flower okay I probably get that from the
Eris fall and steal a pint glass and
drop it in the canal set the table but
have to get a painter Guinness that's
that's no applaud Matar bass no problem
tall at all I can get that no problem
okay maybe I'm supposed to keep
something either Oh sneaky solid snake
juice wait no height height ha ha ha
the camouflage of the future or as joke
joke joke
Orvis joke okay ha ha
oh they're gonna pick me up yes yes I've
got to get put in the pub yes
there's no no yolks for the one time no
yonk
he'll kill cam box I mean what's
happening oh here we go
yes bring me to the pub take me down to
the Paradise City where the grass is
green and the girls are yokel wait
discounts is getting into the pub okay
let's see how far we can take this let's
see where we can go
let's see where the goose will end up
wait no they take me out to take me up
damn it
yuk yuk yuk ha ha see you later bye oh
yes harmonica yes musical joke oh gosh
ding dang Canada goose place amuse
knockout honk honk I'm gamer sub ladies
are you guys doing and then Philip told
me that you were getting a vasectomy and
then he didn't oh my god that's crazy oh
my god I can't believe the bail exam I
know right
those balls are mine he tries to take
him again I'm a bunch of ladies don't
kill him goose can't be talking like
that poor Philip alright goose where are
we going who me hey young honk I'm snake
oh no he's trying to chase a goose away
maybe alone
yuk yuk damn it
got the pulp and now I'm lost again the
life of a goose is a hard one folks you
don't know how hard it is at least we'll
always have box yep
hide again duck hide again
yeah ha ha ha
this is ordinary box no goose around and
box yes yes you're not gonna stop me
this time old man I'm on my way to the
top yoke ha ha Hue's wait what are we
need spring a knife a fork a plate
pepper and a candle sort of to bring
them set the table
what table I have a task I have a
mission from the goose overlords yonkyo
cam fork ok but feed this here so you'll
never see me down here ha ha ha honk
honk laughing honk noises have a knife I
have a knife stay back soon brothers
soon we will rise she knows me already
she'll never suspect me brothers now is
the goose uprising now is the honking
that there's no time like the present
oh never give a goose of a knife and
give a goose a knife you'll stab you 7
ways from Sunday maybe it out
young calc do you think I could stab her
I think I could stab her fairly quickly
planning on stealing something nope no
peace out peace out I'm just a goose
with a knife and I'm not afraid to use
it
no joke yeah oh sweet nice come get me
now Esmeralda I'm a goose with a mission
and a knife I want to destroy the world
oh maybe this is the table I have to say
honk-honk said table
that doesn't look very set to me wait
what do we need a fork a plate there's a
plate down here this is so easy I'm just
a I'm just a smartest goose of all what
okay I'm up floor I'm up floor I'm good
goose
I'll help just don't kick me out okay
this is where I need to be I'm up for
sea don't count CEM up
leave me alone lady I need the fork I
need four ik pepper and a candle okay
shucks dagnabbit then heck and go sir
got away from me again dang right I did
cuz Jung Kyung can't sneak devious honk
noises see you later
good you control you look like a goose
but you control like a swan okay let's
put you up on the table whoop nice now I
just need pepper and a candle I know
where the candle is but goose no nowhere
pepper if he does it easy does it
the candle shall be mine the candle is
mine you'll never catch me alive lady
they'll never catch me dead either I
don't want you to catch me at all swish
best be special
this bass bass bass bass bass I'm gone
cool now I can't get copy this lady
either it's gonna have to be a devious
little goose I'm just gonna hang out
here there's the pepper it's up on the
top left I see it now if my face is
probably blocking it from you guys sorry
okay there you go leave lady I'm
preparing this dinner for you the love
of my life okay how am I supposed to get
that up there oh I know I know now I
know now yoky Oh cam goose yeah that's a
very good job for a goose if I say so my
goose Jung Kyung is pepper she'll be
mine my pepper honk-honk I'm sneeze yeah
sorry
geese are allergic to pepper that
perfect escape no one ever suspects a
goose actually everyone suspects a goose
geese sometimes not good but this honk
alcam good not bad coos good gose
devious little man yes set the table the
hardest task of all nice
you did it goose you should be proud of
yourself
Tom Cruise is out there looking for you
somewhere what else could I do can I tap
a keg oh I have to steal a pint glass
let me steal a pint glass anybody see
any my glasses don't exist unless
they've Guinness in them to me do you
guys know where I was Irish
honk honk there it is what's under my
beak all along I just didn't see it
they didn't count hard enough no Chuck
I'm goose where is everybody
wait what steal a pint class and drop it
into canal that's ages away
maybe it's ID maybe it's on the way to
the next area
I think the canals gonna connect the
whole system so I have to steal the pint
glass and put it nearby somewhere where
the ending is this is also broken I
didn't do that
I didn't do that all I did was junk you
guys have no proof oh oh she's right
there oh this is bad guys
she'll never suspect it it a thing okay
mine mine mine y'all killed stuff
perfect plan
what a greasy little goose okay I'm
gonna keep this where does she put the
boxes I need to keep it somewhere she
won't see it if she sees this she'll
bring it back she's not bringing back
the other stuff so maybe I could just
keep it on the table he sits down Oh Oh
yuck
you never suspect who it was raised
you'll sit down again can I eat can I
pull the chair from one room can I pull
the epic prank get prank bro get fried
you got pretty sore ah pranked epically
an untitled goose game gun epic hi
what's going hang that flower and eat
the flower joke hey
you're go sue brothers brothers yes that
was the signal I didn't know he had
sleeper agents here brothers when the
time comes to flaps for riot okay then
you can take off your human husk masks
and fly as geese and terrorize the
neighborhood
I'll see you brother soon for the
honking Sousa needs a steel get get the
toy boat or steal a pint glass and drop
us into canal can I actually get back to
the canal from here let's see other pint
glass is here hope sorry sorry Oh can't
control me goose we get this pie class
it's all gonna be worth it it's all
gonna be worth it
nope nope you know what see me I'm gone
like a puff of air well you can't see a
puff of air in the beginning but you
know what I mean old lady you're not
goose me I'm goose honk don't make a
honk ok that was a close one gamers
piece I'm Audi ha ha ha
now I'm going straight back to the canal
go back to the canal I'm gonna put this
in it where was the canal I can't
remember
ok I can't drop this can't drop this I
think it's back this way I looked a
little flop flop as the seat was the
canal
guys I'm heck and lost could anybody
give a honk some directions no count
don't count come last I hear it I hear
it there it is yes
put the glass
nice sweet now I have to drop a book it
in the burly Matt drop a bucket on the
Bernie man's head how am i free car
gonna do that just am goose this is
getting crazy guys okay maybe if I hide
in the box again but hide in box Jack
Ryder's no pike not yet
getting premature I don't think
anything's happening never mind
oh you just need to candor for a while
as a goosey boy okay bring me in she's
like oh that feels like the weight of a
goose but it's not okay that's good
oh she's putting up something you want
no geese huh I see you're one of those
goose ists I hate those people why don't
you just live in harmony I want to see
what's over this way I've never been
over here is there a whole area there's
a bucket damn it that was the wrong one
guys wait get toy boat dear it is just
Fritz Philip come on come on Philip come
on come on
so close it's going to spill over
no no no no my bow the bow was mine
dang it where did he go who let me get
it let me get it
come on to the boat come on come this
way yes I got it I have to peep on this
old man what does he care about was his
birdie man
maybe he cares about his tomatoes these
tomatoes mean a lot to you they're
coming this way
I steal your tomatoes I don't know what
I'm gonna do with them
maybe I can lure you over to this area
she's going over there
wait there's a bunch of - a bunch of
tomatoes there already because she put
them there after she removed a sign got
it
she doesn't care that I'm here no go get
friend we could be friends now ladies
how's it going he's out of me goose way
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let me see the tomatoes damn it young
Calgon here oh well yes go see the
tomatoes it'd be like what their ding
ding put my tomatoes over they'll I'd
hey no damn it all let me take all the
tomatoes out we care about them then
maybe he'll spend long enough time over
here getting the tomatoes the tomatoes
that'll teach him that'll teach him to
ruffle my feathers where'd he go nope
don't count sir right about this site
oh yeah yeah yeah please work
oh pretty please work I've tried so hard
I'm a tiny little goose yes put it in
put it in got him
sir pocket hands got poopy on his booty
yoke y'all get em stock huh
wait what'd I do now you gonna open a
thing I need to get out of here I have
no idea oh oh oh oh no no just whoa this
actually works quite well he's like damn
it lost him again
wait do I get in the bin he's got a red
booty
oh thanks Frank thanks picking that up a
little problem is that a goose I saw
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damnit lost him again how do we progress
the next area Jung Kyung oh wait I could
just walk over this oh no oh no Frank
Frank no Frank no I figured it out
damn it Frank I just need to get over
the bitter walk off the ladder over the
edge my goose doesn't control very well
Frank their graceful landing now I can
open haha their ghosts in the grass is
the one you should fear most place what
okay Ron young calc where am I is that a
tiny village so majestic village go into
the model village steal the beautiful
miniature Golden Bell this is minecraft
let's go through the villages steal a
pail I love this it's like the end of
Hot Fuzz gonna be a big Cup in small
town [ __ ] off up model village wait
where is the Golden Bell this is awesome
I'm a big ghost this is what I meant
brothers now is the time wait for my
signal we come and destroy the world oh
this is minecraft this is just my
minecraft castle with the bell at the
top Oh Oh Jung Kyung I'm strong ship
away the foundations of this world
destroy it all the world
ah yes brothers naked a tub of Barney
Irish noises brothers rise now is the
moment hey what do I have to do with it
and take it all the way back home let's
go all the way back where I started the
game the hell was that nickname good
morning
this is awesome this game was made for
me okay get into the water and now we we
somehow go all the way back okay I think
it back to the picnic area earlier so
they break this lock oh man this Ricky I
need hay oh this is just oh man it's
just a whole area redone I didn't even
realize cuz its miniature so this is
where I scared the boy into the
telephone box and went on TV that's cool
this is where I messed up the guys T
this is where I was just now at the pub
you know how much can I destroy is this
the old man haha you don't belong here
nope push him off push him off the edge
Hey hi to the water you go I drowned him
this is what I said this is what I said
would happen
we had to rise up and destroy it all
Kersh a stupid tiny village stupid
humans I'm gonna destroy it all I'm a
reckoner I have a record
just like Ralph sorry sorry sorry
the child must drown the child must
drown sacrifice for the goose God's into
the river you go alright we're gonna do
it
I can't sprint with it if as soon as
they sprint with it they'll see where I
am okay big goose mission this is what
it's all been leading up to this is what
your training has been for I need to run
back through the level and get my
brother's to rise up you don't see me
you don't see me nope nope this is my
bell my bell you're not allowed to have
this yuck-yuck-yuck my bell goes forever
[ __ ] dare you
my bow my pal my bell yuk yuk yuk yuk up
goes chop oh damn it
just keep running just keep running
there's the well I saw that in the
vision just keep running
just keep running oh god damn it another
one am I supposed to be unlocking these
as I was going
everything is hectic everything is chaos
life is goose's hard damn it
Everywhere's blocked gone why am i back
here this is a terrible idea they're all
out looking for me they're all looking
for the goose where's brother sleeper
agent rise up dammit there's gonna be
trickier than I thought gamer's okay
when she turns her back again this goose
will rise No hey how did you see me how
did you see me as something there's no
way your eyes work that good take your
[ __ ] drawer again ha ha
you got that fixed at everything IKEA
don't even sell this anymore ok there we
go I'm an angry goose and I have a
mission he'll never suspect a thing
where is he Oh
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hey no no my belt my ballets coming home
with me you didn't earn this bill the
way I did I fought for years this is my
Belle and no one else's around my gamers
huh all the way back since the carriage
roll up the ledian it is God someone is
going ham on the piano love it nope nope
nope
my PAP my pal my [ __ ] pal
it's my belly [ __ ] I worked very very
very hard for this you [ __ ] off stop
stop
give me give me back that Bell give me
back
[ __ ] off Billy
made out
ha ha ha ding-dang
top of morning by oh oh it's supposed to
go that way
ha damn it all fine
carry my bell just kidding did he gain
violent [ __ ] I caught the thing move
well farmer John I'm back he was bucking
the pack but I have goose brain big
goose bright red goose bright stop my
[ __ ] Bell it's my pal I earned it I
went all the way into the village and
got it what did you do cyclone [ __ ]
turnips ha ha ha good luck catch me now
suckers I'm free oh he can go in water
what brothers oh no oh no is he still
here I hate to do the honking all on my
own
no one helped me where the hell did I
start this game this is this way oh I
think it makes you Sam
yes all the way back to the beginning
it's all been leading to this this is
not the beginning this is the beginning
yeah I had to learn how to crouch oh I
had bells here already I've just been
living a cycle oh my god that's so fun I
remember at the seventh game I had bells
in the pin already oh man that was
awesome
ah we had some memories we had some honk
earnings Yeo Kyung I'm done
the groundskeeper shopkeeper wimp shop
owner tidy neighbor messy neighbor
publican publicans husband delivery
person pub patron and yellow paw patron
of blue and the old man and goose as the
goose pray that was so fun I love that
game I'm so glad I played it and I'm so
glad it got made what a weird quirky
little game it kinda has like Katamari
Damacy
energy to it where it's like I don't
know what's happening just people around
I'm a mess [ __ ] up and see what happens
yeah I eyed great craic playing this
good Rosie tell y'all got goose love it
I'm so glad what I've got a flawless
little video game you can't fault it for
anything buddy Beth I'm getting feathers
I'm turning into a goose and last but
not least press space to honk it just
goes back to the beginning luck the
groundskeeper out of the garden oh my
god to do as well bonus new game+
confuse shock noises but the younger you
talking about no we did it we completed
it we rose up we stole their Bell and
brought it back to our homeland
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