Owl Games? I thought they got shut dow-
Toy StoOoOory!
Yee haw! Ride em, cowboy!
Oh man, this is my jam right here. Wait up guys, one second.
♪ I was on top of the world, doin' stuff, playing Toy Story ♪
♪ I was lookin' at controls, things were just the way they should be! ♪
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME STRAAAANGE,
THINGS KEEP HAPPENIN' TO MEEE!
Oh, wha- Oh shit, we're playing.
Alright,
this is one of those stupid games where you whip the guy and he doesn't die,
it just temporarily immobilizes him.
Goddamn airplane.
Alright.
I give up.
I gotta free the army men.
Sarge's Heroes,
That was a great game, this is a great game.
Come down guys, parachute down.
Don't get hit by the helicopter or you'll lose your life.
What happened?
What? That's how you die, it just fades out to black?
There's no death animation?
Quit hogging the walkie talkie, ha-ha!
Mr. Potato Head.
Die Mr. Potato Head.
That's what you get. Hogging the walkie talkie.
Who's this guy?
Alright, you gotta let everybody out on this level.
Come the fuck on.
Little robot-aw, you little bastard!
Come on pig, get in there.
Wah!
Alright, get Rex, get Rex, and uh...
I don't know the name of the robot.
Nope, I guess no name.
WOOOO! WE WIN!
Why am I on top--Aw this level is the son of a BITCH.
I hate this!
I remember--I had this, this is actually one of those games I had on the Super Nintendo as a kid.
And this level.
This... God.
Buzz is screwing around.
I gotta take things seriously--
FUUUUUUCK!
Woo! We win!
Only took me like, ten hours!
Yeaaaaaah.
Oh, here comes the Buzz boss.
Oh.
You meant that, you don't wanna be-
Okay, don't get hit by the laser.
Nice try, dick.
Alright, alright.
Oh, where'd your shield go, buddy?
Bonk.
Fuck you, Tim Allen.
Let's go-aw.
Okay.
And... YAGH!
Woo! We got em!
The hell are these things?
Collect em' all!
Remember that Buzz Lightyear shit? This should be a cakewalk.
Let me just drive this thing, expert handling on this car my-
Damn man, this fucking crash-
Piece of shi-
Fuck you, what the hel-
♪ Straaaaange things keep-- ♪
This game is the Hell Olympics of steering, this i-
The batteries, they're running out!
We gotta get to the thing, I'm not aiming for the truck!
Goddammit, we ran outta battery!-
Aw shit, I'm playing on an emulator and it SAVED a game over!
Where do I go?
NOOOOOOOO-