(Ciara groans)
- Ah! Ciara!
(Ciara groans)
- This is why I don't drink beer!
It's too fizzy!
(upbeat music)
- I've been eating carbs for a lifetime
in preparation for this.
- I don't think I've eaten enough carbs.
I'm actually kinda worried for my liver and my sanity.
I do apologize, the true me is gonna come out. (laughs)
- [Producer] You're doing Drink Roulette,
American bourbon edition.
- Yay! That's absolutely perfect.
- They got some good bourbons.
- I worried it was gonna be seven different types of drinks,
but if it's just bourbon then bring it on.
- I always sit on me plodder at home
looking at everybody else on The TRY Channel doing them
and I'm so jealous, so now it's my day.
This is my moment. - I've never done one before.
- You have.
Have you not?
- Have I?
- Surely.
- Oh, right. That's right.
I've forgotten each one.
(upbeat music)
- First of all. - Yeah.
- Colin, presentation, my friend.
Well done. - Great job. Great work.
- Last time we played I had to be Stallone
for like half an hour.
- Oh God.
- It was tough. Okay, here we go.
- Oh!
- I'm drunk already. (laughs) - She hasn't had one sip,
ladies and gentlemen.
Not one. - I can smell it though!
Right. Well, I spin first then.
- Please.
- [Producer] Beaker. You must talk like Beaker
from "The Muppets"
until the next turn.
- I've never watched "The Muppets."
(laughs)
- Right. - [Producer] This is him.
He's like 'meep, meep'. - Okay.
- [Producer] You have to speak in
in any language that isn't English until the next turn.
(speaking in foreign language)
- [Producer] Imitate the sound of ten farm animals
in thirty seconds.
Go.
(making animal noises) Buck-buck, gobble-gobble, moo, oink-oink, baaaa.
Ehh... (makes goat sound)
- That's a goat, that's it? - No, come on, what,
(making animal noises) - That's a bull.
- Ooh.
- Meep meep!
(laughing)
(upbeat music continues)
(speaking Irish language)
- Coca Cola.
(hissing)
- That's a snake. - A snake! That's bullshit!
We're not counting that!
- Fuck!
(continues making animal noises)
- Cat! Farm dog! - Come on! A farm cat?
- [Producer] One more.
- One more, my hole! - That's a ram!
- That is bullshit!
- [Producer] We'll give it to her, we'll give it to her.
(cheering)
- Oh my God. You still have to do that shot, though!
- [Producer] T-Rex Tantrum.
You must hold your arms in close,
like a T-Rex, for the rest of the game.
- No! (clapping)
- Oh God.
Oh God. Who do I have to call?
- This is a prison phone call!
- Oh it is!
So we have to keep it like this, until when?
For the rest of the game?
- [Producer] Yeah. (laughing)
- [Producer] Chin to the table! You have to have
your chin on the table until the next turn.
(laughing)
(clapping) (speaking Irish language)
- Why can't you be in prison?
- I think we can all agree that you'd be one in prison.
- That's fair, that's fair.
- Prison ain't so bad, I get to drink!
- This is an awful start for a beginner!
I am not happy with this.
(exhales) - Bourbon? Whiskey?
- No, it was more like piss.
- I kind of feel like I'm out of the craic now.
I'm like, Oh, what's going on?
Like I can't see!
- [Producer] Kneel for an entire round!
- Bow to me!
(laughing) - Stay like that for a second.
So I can envision what it once would be like,
if someone proposes. (laughing)
- This is actually a little convoluted way.
- [Producer] Chin to the table.
(laughing) - Simple!
Although you have to stay there until my go is over?
Until her next go?
- [Producer] Until her next turn.
- Yeah, so you have to stay there for awhile.
- [Producer] You have to play one handed
for the rest of the game.
(groaning)
- Oh, you stay down here.
- Smells so good.
Sweet, sweet bourbon.
- I feel very short right now. - Do you?
- Yeah, I'm out of my comfort zone.
- Yeah. Have you ever been short in your life?
- No.
- Okay, let me just spin it.
- Cause I'm ready to go!
- Sorry. I kind of broke it.
- [Producer] No teeth! You can't show your teeth
until the next turn.
- I've got such big teeth! What am I going to do?
I'm like a donkey.
How am I supposed to last?
- [Producer] Chatter-Upper. Every sentence has to be
a chat up line until the next turn.
- Ah! I love it! Do I have to do it?
- [Producer] No, just Dermot.
- I'm really interested to hear your top lines, Dermot.
- [Producer] Grandmaster Flash.
Every sentence has to be a rap until the next turn.
- Present for this! Y'all hear?
What? Okay, no, I'll stop.
(laughing) - Drink the beer!
Drink the beer!
- Ah! Ciara!
- This is why I don't drink beer!
- Who knew that this would be your downfall? A Corona!
(laughing)
- Much like my luck with women through most of my life,
I got nothing.
(laughing) - That wasn't a chat up line!
- [Producer] That's an anti-chat up line!
- That's what I'm saying! I got no chat-up lines.
- Bring the rhyme, bring the grime.
Whereas what, what number am I looking for?
This is sad, I'm mad, but I'm quite glad.
Don't give up the day job, is what I'm saying.
- Bottoms up.
I'd like to see your bottom up.
- That's pretty good.
- Can I tell you what that is?
Because I can smell it from here.
- Sure.
- That's Blackberry Absolut Vodka.
- [Producer] Blackcurrant, yeah.
- Holy fuck!
- [Producer] You must talk like Beaker from the Muppets
until your next turn.
- Which one is Beaker? - No!
(making high-pitched noises)
- I can't not laugh!
- [Producer] Every sentence must begin
with 'back in my day' until the next turn.
- Back in my day, that would have been a stronger shot.
That was fairly weak.
(yelling)
- [Producer] So you've to do a penalty shot on top
of the shot you just got.
- Yay!
- Too many things are happening and I got confused!
- I didn't even do my last challenge and somehow you lose!
(high-pitched noise) (laughing)
- [Producer] Chin to the table!
You have to have your chin on the table
until the next turn.
- Oh my goodness.
- Back in my day, I'd make the argument
the chin wasn't on the table!
- [Producer] The chin was not on the table!
- [Producer] Imitate a TRYer of your choice
until the next turn.
- Oh my God.
- I don't want to offend anybody.
- Oh, offend away! Who gives a shit?
- I'll do Dermot. 'This isn't even fucking bourbon!'
- Can I do you? - Do whoever,
- People usually do, so go on. (high pitched noises)
- You sound like a turkey!
- I'm sorry what was this, hold on,
'I don't want to offend anyone, you sound
like a fucking turkey'. What the fuck!
- 'I don't know what this is!'
- (high pitched voice) 'Hi I'm Dermot! I''m gonna
do a shot!'
- I'm sorry Dermot, I love you, but you're an easy target.
- Can I just say everyone does that impression of me,
and none of them are alike. Are you still doing me here?
What's with the shakes? What are the shakes about?
Why are you doing that?
- [Producer] One Hander! You have to play one-handed
for the rest of the game.
- Oh, I'm a T-Rex, you're a one hander.
Okay? This is fantastic!
- It's water.
- Oh wow.
- You're going to be on your ear, man, be careful
with that. That's strong H2O.
- [Producer] You must hold your arms in close, like a T-Rex
for the rest of the game. - That's a good one.
- Oh no. Not for the rest of the game!
- Can I make recommendations? Swap hands,
so your right one is here and you're left one is there
and then you just look like that.
- Oh, that's okay.
(high-pitched noises)
- I mean, that sounds like Dermot anyway!
(continues making high-pitched noises)
- I think it suits him!
- Oh that's a terrible idea. Way to go, Idaho. Oh!
- Oh, that's divine!
- But I'm one-handed.
- You do have another hand that doesn't need to hold a shot.
Come on!
I haven't seen you in years! Okay?
You did some bad things and I want to make sure you're okay!
- It is like we're in prison, isn't it?
Got to go.
I have to do a shot.
- Okay! That's great, that's great!
Keep writing, the kids miss you!
- [Producer] Every sentence has to be a chat-up line
until the next turn.
- Oh, I'd say you're very good at these!
- I'd say you're very good at these.
- I don't use chat-up lines.
- Do you know what I'm doing right now?
- What?
- Trying to break the ice between us. John Sharpson, nice to meet you.
(high-pitched noises) (Batman impression)
- This is how Batman talks.
Smells like Peach Absolut Vodka.
(continues making high-pitched noises)
- Do another.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put you and I together.
(laughing)
- That was very enjoyable.
- Not as enjoyable as you.
Oh my Lord.
That's horrible.
- Are you Jamaican?
Cause you're ja-making me crazy.
- Ah! That was good! That was good. Okay.
- Now you're back in the game. - We're back in the game!
- [Producer] You have to talk like Batman
until the next turn. - Good one.
(Batman impression)
- No problem. - Whoa!
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Your man John, and I'll always be there for you.
- Delicious.
- [Producer] You have to speak in third person
until the next turn.
- Terry loves yogurt.
- No but Éadaoin, - But Terry,
Terry loves yogurt.
- That's the second person! He has to speak in the,
refer to yourself?
- Terry loves yoghurt.
- No, you're not, that's not,
- So you didn't mean any of them?
- All of them, I meant, I forgot to tell you.
That was the game.
- [Producer] You're going to have to take a sip of beer!
- No I hate the beer! - Yeah, we need an enforcer.
(laughing)
- That was like a baby going for a bottle.
- [Producer] You have to speak in any language
that isn't English until the next turn.
- I'm so jealous.
I will speak with you in any other language.
(speaking foreign language)
- [Producer] Ciara, three, two, one, go.
(making animal noises)
- What the fuck is that?
- It's a fucking turkey!
- Okay, sorry!
(continues making animal noises)
- What is (animal noise)? - It's a fucking duck!
- Okay.
(continues making animal noises)
- It's a horse, lamb.
- Reaching, but okay.
- Dog on the farm. Cat on the farm.
- That's ten.
- Goat. - Well done.
- [Producer] All the way up to eleven there.
- Okay, great. Can I drink it now?
- [Producer] Hold your arms in close,
like a T-Rex for the rest of the game.
- My mom has a really bad habit
and she walks like this, walking around the house
and her arms are just like this.
And then I noticed that I was doing it,
because I'm me mams daughter, you know what I mean?
- (singing) If I was a pretty fair maid,
- And I could marry the man I want,
- I would marry a jockey.
- For he would ride and I would ride,
and we would ride together.
Oh what fun, we would have, riding one another.
- (singing) Thriller, Thriller,
- [Producer] So you guys can sit back normally now.
- Sorry, I am doing Thriller in a T-Rex hand.
Do not interrupt. - I'm fine the way I am.
I don't need to move.
- Can I have my hands back?
Oh! Spaghetti man.
(laughing)
- You were the clear winner of that.
- That's cause you hate beer, though.
- I don't like it.
- Anyone who can go out and drink
like 12 shots rather than a half a bottle of beer.
- I just don't like beer.
- Every house party, every wedding,
every occasion there needs to be roulette.
And those, do you know what?
There's not enough Colins to go around!
- Thanks for watching!
If you'd like to get drunk with us, tough, you can't!
- You can drink along with us.
- You can, and just subscribe, and hit the bell,
I can't reach it because of the fucking screen.
- Ding!
- She's not pointing at it properly.
Oh Dermot! (high-pitched noises)