It's time to learn about our.. *cough* magical person..
*cough cough* gay erm...
But who is this... person?
With his hat..
His Mustache..
His nice shirt....
And that big round.....
*screm*
Born in 1928, this is how his father first responded to him:
"What the fuck is that!?"
Mario received so much love from his parents..
Run, bitch! Ruuunnn!!
...That they threw him to the side of the road.
*italian gibberish*
Just talk about your life as a kid!
*once more*
MARIO was taken to an orphanage in 1930
...where he met his brother, Luigi.
The two of them then became friends ever since.
Baby Luigi: Wahh!
Baby Mario:*groan* Mario number one!
Luigi: Mario! (Indescribable gibberish)
Luigi: (Even more gibberish)
School life of Mario was quite differen-
Teen Mario: Lets-a-go!
He was perfect in class, well uh, sort of.
Teacher: AH! JESUS CHRIST!
He was very "popular"...
Luigi: Mari- OH WTF!!!
He also met his first love.
WHOAHHHHHHH!
*romantic music plays*
Hellloooooooo..!
*gibberish*
Toad: No!
Mario: Shuddap you you goddamn *CENSORED*
But his reign didn't last forever
In the middle of the school year, mario was found using drugs.
These drugs caused dramatic effects.
*SIDE EFFECTS*
He's actually acting normal right now.
Horror Movie Narration Voice: Mario's rampage would go on and on..
*Girl Screams*
Larry: Get the f*ck down from there! Mario: No!
Eventually, he burnt down the whole school.
Mario: Ya know ya love me, I know ya care~
Larry: Just shut the f*ck up!
But! Mario had hope, well not really...
But still, he had some kind of chance.
How did it feel to be on drugs and be so hopeless?
Mario: Waahh!!
Mario: Aaahh!
*throws himself out of the window (that'll only make you more seen to the police dumbass)*
At age 17, a miracle happens.
Mario: *Gibberish*
Mario: Oh no.....
Mario: *burst of glee*
TADA!!!!!
*SUFFERING*
Then Mario started his new career as a plumber.
With many adventures inside the pipes.
*gebrsh*
Mario: Atourtitatato.
*Frustration*
Then one day he received a phone call.
Mario: Hello!
Evil Voice: From princess Peach....
Dear Mario, please come to the castle you MOTHERF*CKER! yours truly, Princess Toadstool
Mario: Ah, the princess...
Mario: She's a b*tch!
This is Mario's first look at the castle...
And a new age of Mario's life begins.
Ding dong!
Creepy Robot Voice: WARNING, INTRUDER ALERT
Chain Chomp: WORF WORF
Walu-- Toad: WAH
Toad: Ermegad that's so awsum!
Toad: wah..
*gun cock*
Hohoho!
It's a me, Mario
Instead of cleaning pipes, Peach was nowhere to be seen....
Mario: ?
Instead, there was a large fat turtle in the castle.
*anger*
*disrespect*
Rrrrright.....
After making Bowser cry like a baby, Mario kept visiting the castle.
Mario, Peach, and Weegee then became like a happy family
Except Mario and Peach sorta.....uh *cringe*
All was good in the Mushroom Kingdom, until Mario stumbled across a company called Nintendo. (more like came)
Back then, Nintendo was a company that was just starting, and they were looking for mascots to use.
So Mario went up to Nintendo and said:
Mario: You know what kids like? Mario
"My Body Is Ready" - Reggie 20??
And that's how Mario is the Mascot of Nintendo.
What, don't believe me? Look it up!
Nintendo created millions of games about mario, and his life throughout the mushroom kingdom.
And then Mario became a millionare! Yippee.
Again, Mario was rumor broke out that Mario was taking drugs in Nintendo.
All this stuff started to happen, yada yada yada..
Mario got fired..
Now he's a fatass at home, though he stayed the mascot of Nintendo.
Now he's just living his days.....fat....
And working for a sexy, sexy man (EETZAMEEE)
UHHHHH YEAHAHHHH
So live on, you fat piece of spaghetti
I will miss you *sniff*
Toad: YAAAAAAYYYY
(Video by SMG4) (Subtitles by Pixelcraftian and [GD] xTeal)
(wtf)
(ok thats the end of the vid now)
(read a fucking book)
(all mario games are good play one of those)
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