- [Actor] This makes me so happy.
(character in movie yelling)
- Now, where is this guy from again?
- I've been trying to figure it out the whole movie.
- I know he's the dad in something.
- I mean, I can just look it up.
- No!
- It's not fun if you look it up.
- So instead of just looking it up,
and having the satisfaction of knowing who it is,
you'd rather sit here and be tortured
for the next two hours.
- Duh, exactly. - Yeah.
- Uh-huh. - Yes, of cause.
- You're getting it.
- God! I just felt like he wasn't something funny
or scary
or romantic
or thrilling.
The point is I know he was in something.
- Who's that actress again?
- Zendaya!
- Shut the (bleep) up, you know who that is!
- Disrespect her.
- Never watched "Shake It Up."
- [Announcer] Every movie night ever.
- Babe, what the heck is all this?
- Well babe, I figured since we can't go
to the movies right now,
I could bring the movies to us.
Here's your ticket! - Oh!
Oh my gosh, thank you babe!
This is so cute! - Of course, babe.
- Babe! - Babe.
- Its my name, its so cute!
- I got all your favorite treats.
- What?
Oh my goodness!
You really thought of everything.
This is awesome!
- That'll be $18. (giggling)
Cash only.
- Oh.
Oh, okay.
Shoot, you got change for like a 20?
- I don't.
- Oh babe, this is so sweet.
It's like being an actual movie theater!
You know, I love the movie theater so much,
and I cant believe...
- Ma'am a lot of other customers are complaining
that you've been talking throughout the entire film.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to escort you outside.
- Do I at least get a refund or something?
- Ma'am I'm just following orders.
I'm afraid there's a no refund policy.
- No, but, but I live here!
- No, that was the old Claire. I'm sorry.
- My purse is here! - Ma'am that belongs
to us now. - Babe!
- Ma'am! - I live here!
- Ma'am! - Where am I supposed to live?
- I'm afraid you don't anymore.
That's not... - Why?
- [Announcer] Pass the popcorn, please.
(crunching sounds) (plastic crinkling)
- [Announcer] I didn't see "Big Hero" one through five,
is that cool?
(melancholy music playing)
- Hey, are you crying?
- To a Pixar movie? No!
I'm not crying over a cartoon. I'm an adult.
- Yeah, me neither.
But don't move the pillows, okay?
- No honey, I won't!
- Never move the pillows!
- I'm never gonna move these pillows!
- Never move them
ever! - Never gonna move
these pillows! - Don't ever
move the pillows!
- Can I get cookie dough bites,
or other things that you can only get at the theater?
- I can't believe Beetlejuice isn't on Netflix or Hulu!
- Check Amazon.
(device beeping)
- Yep, you have to rent it.
- I don't want to pay to rent a movie
I've seen a hundred times.
- Oh, I just found it on a weird Russian streaming site
called Craus.
- Sign up for a free trial.
- But are you going to remind me
to cancel it after two weeks?
- No, you right.
- Just rent it off of Amazon, I'll pay for it.
- Oh wow, they're doing a special edition for $35.
- That's why I'd get it.
(device beeps) - Done.
- Hey, let's watch a Christmas movie!
- Oh I love that! - I love Christmas movies!
- Get off, get off this!
Let's watch a Christmas movie. - Yeah!
- Oh, you have to rent this too?
- Aw, man.
- You've never seen "The Godfather"?
(intense orchestral music)
(high-pitched vocalizing)
- Oh, okay. Nope.
Nope. Nope. I cannot watch.
Just tell me what's happening.
Okay.
He's cutting off his hand and there's like a lot of blood.
- Whoa! Whoa! that's way too scary, god!
- You're not even looking at the screen!
- I know, but you said it like a really scary way!
Just say it less scary! Oh god!
- Okay.
(high-pitched laugh)
He cut off his hand and there's a lot of blood, whee!
- Aw, thanks baby.
That's so much better. I love scary movies.
- I love you, babe.
- I love you too.
- Okay, so what is happening now?
Oh, well he didn't answer the question
about his past in time.
So the booby trap went off and his eyes got plucked
clean out of the skull.
- Oh no!
- [Announcer] God, not another sex scene.
- God, I can't believe you guys have never seen this before.
It's a classic!
Are you guys watching?
This is like my identity right now.
This whole scene.
I could have been in it.
I don't know why Yara Ki's gotta be in everything,
but I could have been in it.
Look at that! Look at that!
That was improvised.
(laughing haughtily)
An artiste.
You think they're really eating that chicken?
I don't think they are.
You hear that crinkle?
That's Foley.
F O L E Y.
This is where the meme comes from.
Watch! Is everyone watching?
- Yes, we're watching! We're all (bleep) watching!
- Wow, you talked over the best part.
You're really not going to get the context.
I guess I'll start it over.
Have to take it all the way back.
- [Announcer] Oh, that's the kid that was from that thing
when he was a kid, now he's grown up.
- Now, why would they go to that house
when they both agreed not to?
- I don't know.
- Oh, is he going to make it?
- I don't know.
I'm literally watching the same movie as you.
I have no idea what's going to happen.
Let's just watch it.
- Oh babe, there's the killer!
But why is he just standing there?
Why is it not murdering him?
- Oh my god! Oh, okay.
Okay. All right.
All right, so it says here
that the reason that guy's not murdering him,
is cause there's actually two killers
and he's the other one.
All right? They're working together!
- Why would you tell me that?
- Because you asked!
- I didn't want to know.
- Then why would you ask?
- I wanted to ask...
- Watch the movie, that's the interest in movie night!
- Being with you is the most interesting part,
Cause I love you!
- I love you so much!
- I love you too!
- I cannot believe you did all this for me,
you are so kind and considerate!
- It took a lot of time,
but the only thing that matters in my day
is the time I spent on you because I love you!
- That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
- I love movie night and I love you!
(indistinct yelling)
- Well, no, he was, he was a big old mean man.
We didn't like him at all, no.
- Oh we don't like him that's good.
- No. (giggling)
- [Director] Great. (beeping)
(strange vocalization)
- How many times Have you seen all the "Spy Kids" movies?
- At least three times. (laughing)
(beeping)
- It's the department of the state!
- The state?
- Yes, I am the state.
- The state? - I am Georgia!