did you know for example 20 of manchester's inner city school kids have witnessed a violent crime
80 percent ain't saying nothing till they've seen their brief
one-third of husbands would let their wives sleep with another man for a million pounds
a million pounds for half that our partner we can do it myself
13 of americans believe some parts of the moon are actually made of cheese if you think that's scary
you don't want to know what president bush thinks about the city of philadelphia let's get started
this is from a survey featured in women's own from may of this year
93 of people who what are overweight watch tricia
so how long you've been watching the show thank you
i'll tell you i'm a massive i'll tell you i do every day me that's my favorite
pregnant with twins only shared my brother's toe that was my favorite
is it 90 percent of people who have a trough at home is it 93 of people who eat but don't poo
is it 93 of people who appear on the ocean finance adverts have you seen that woman
there's large there's extra large and there's oh my god it's coming towards us
we had a guy on our show who was uh i think they call him a chubby chaser he likes really
really huge women chaser i've always had issues with that how much chasing is actually going on
it's pretty much gotcha
we should say that there are a lot of overweight people who are
that way because they have personal problems in their life stop eating
we watch too much television i'll give you that yes
93 of people who watch more than two and a half hours of tv a day are overweight okay next one
65 percent of circus performers are what i think 65 percent of social swimmers are covered in pie
and we're in the wrong shoes
i went to a circus in in east london and about two years ago it's quite funny and one of the clowns
forgot to turn his mobile off and he went over he took him ages to find it they got
those massive pockets he shoots around and the thing is the tune on his mobile was d
and he's reaching out and he got his mobile vote switched up and the amazing was the way the other
clowns reacted they went mental at him right they started pouring water down his trousers they hit
him with a ladder and they really overreacted rather put a barrel over him and pushed him over
total overreaction 65 of circus performers are not to be trusted
it's not bad have to at circus once yeah and i don't want to talk about it
i've got a little puppet would you tell him you look more like a puppet don't you
you look a bit like a ventriloquist dummy don't you it's the hair really that gives it away
it's so neat and tidy it's unnatural so 65 of circus performers are my hair looks like a dummies
that's you guess
sisters
it's a survey done by the catholic herald catholic
performers are catholic if you are a three foot tall clown married to
a bearded lady living in a caravan i'm not sure the prayers are working
you