give this job to my friend here he loves
playing in the jungle
right right it's his problem
it's just too bad you don't know what it
is
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you know what you are your skin is hail
white and ice cold
you don't go out into the sunlight say
it out loud
say it vampire what happened with jasper
was nothing nothing compared to what
could have happened
i promise never to put you through
anything like this ever again
this is the last time you'll ever see me
someone's creating an army
an army of vampires
they're coming here you did this
i can't see bella's future anymore if
you kill her you kill me
oh my gosh i think he's dead we can't
just leave him here
oh tell me a little miss pre-law what's
the charge for manslaughter
we make a pact right here now we take
the sore grave
what was the dead poet society the dead
poets were dedicated to sucking the
marrow
out of life spirits soared women swooned
and
gods were created not a bad way to spend
an evening eh i hereby
reconvene the dead poets society to
nancy to hillary
to monica too perfect for words
hello patriots i don't think i've been
this excited since gucci became a
publicly traded company
the world's most devoted zookeeper come
on donald let's move you out of the sun
he's getting a second chance
i hope my being here doesn't make you
uncomfortable i'm not a comfortable
so comfortable oh oh my god no it's fine
it's fine i got it oh
oh god it's barbed okay so hey how you
doing
call ourselves the mod squad mod
merchants of death
we're lobbyists for the tobacco alcohol
and firearms industries
how many alcohol-related deaths a year
well 100 000 that's what 270 uh a day
a tragedy well i got three pieces of
work two a walk in the park and one to
hell them back
so we are working for the agency i gotta
recon this island first
the only thing you need to know is the
job's reel and the money's real
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i can't be
we were close once we started this whole
expendables thing together
but we had a falling out
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what are you gonna do reload
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he's attractive
a new race created in the image of their
maker
me we can be slaves
or we can be licensed
for 12 years i was held captive by the
humans
the world i once knew has changed
vampires and lichens are now the hunted
the lions are moving again they have a
new leader marius
i'm finished with this wall well it's
not finished with you
we're going down the drain okay the
stock is plummeting when it hits 18
buy it all something big is going down
i want you to fill out the missing
picture mr gecko that's not exactly what
i do
where you can trade your honor i can
lose my license
that's inside information for power if
you're not inside
you are outside i want you with me buddy
i'm with you he's a freak show he's the
worst
person i ever met if you want to see me
you will make an appointment dr green
how can you diagnose someone as an
obsessive-compulsive disorder and then
act as though i had some choice about
barging him
1931 was the benzene brothers
that's the most famous circus disaster
of all time
are you telling me that you were there
for right in the middle of it
i don't know if i picked that circus
but something told me matt circus picked
me
you come out here looking for her and
she runs into you
it's pretty weird is it your thoughts
attract things with a force that you
cannot see
but is definitely real okay
this is me thinking about pizza
don't look at me i'll keep having this
dream not really a dream it's a
nightmare
i went to mass here when i was a kid
didn't you go to church here too
forgive me father for i've sinned what
would you like to confess
you have to hurt someone
i have to hurt someone severely admiral
general
welcome to new york city and while
you're here i highly recommend a visit
to the empire state building
before you or one of your cousins takes
it down one
young two you one two
three megan
you were worth every penny have you had
any trouble relating to people
no i can't even explain what i saw i'm
going to recommend you return to active
duty
someone's in here do you think we did
the right thing moving here
you're in your dream job we're in this
radical apartment how do you think the
rent is so cheap
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do you yield from time to time
members of a deranged cult break and
enter in order to commit self-murder did
the super not go over this with you when
you looked at the apartment
i'm here with the globe i'm writing an
article on an operation goliath
you can either tell me what really
happened or you could squander this
precious opportunity
i'd be very careful before i print
anything about this case
or what don't want you to get hurt
how do you know uncle frank he's my
roommate
wally i've lived together when we have
for ten years
never known anybody who was gay before
of course you have quad director of
church
mr jersey but he's so what
religious you're a man-hater learn to
get along with the boys
you're sexy but you're too much work i
have a whole
list will other women come forward
you may have heard there was a dust-up
involving yours truly and presidential
contender donald trump
there was blood coming out of her eyes
blood coming out of her
whatever they're gone did he just accuse
me of anger menstruating wait am i gonna
be the story
no no i'm gonna be the story
high school is a cast system kids fall
into certain slots
your jocks your popular kids up in the
penthouse
you're sloppy baby it's just disgraceful
where did the glee kids lie
south basement
is
if you run around writing wrongs all
your life that'll be your life
heck what's this picture of well that
car should have been in west your mind
that prick ran off with it
you want to go to florida with me before
get my dad's car back i need a bikini
you know what makes humans different
from other animals feet
no no come on bears have feet we're the
only species on earth
that observes shark week sharks don't
even observe shark week but we do
for the same reason i can pick up this
pencil tell you its name is steve
and go like this hello viewers
i'm james may and i can't cook welcome
to my cookery show i learn you learn
god and then we are all fed by knowledge
all those things you see
being cooked on the television are
actually made by people like nikki not
celebrity chef celebrity chefs can't
actually cook
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oh what a good boy you are dear
god judy how much product do you use
none
it's like this when i wake up
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i'm gonna give you a physical that you
ain't never gonna forget that's not
it we mustn't be victims but
protagonists of
our stories don't you think it's time
things are different
as individuals we have impossible
as a collective we stand a chance
we're going to take 12 dogs and their
partners they'll travel to beautiful
countries
and compete in epic challenges right
luce
hey there behind us they're behind it
this way guys come on
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this land has been in our family for
over 40 years my sisters mate
june and i have made good lives for
ourselves in the hunting business
it was me who got us to paint the house
pink a while back
it makes a statement of its own i guess
by the way my name is mike
big mike in the wood oh what's the wood
it's not what you think it is nah it's
inglewood
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well i never thought i see the day
rolling get married we got three hours
till this wedding kicks off and can't
nobody find him tell that fool he could
at least face me like a man
good morning angels good morning charlie
meet roger corwin
he's planning to steal a new software
that can trace a voice signal
anywhere in the world if this got into
the wrong hands that would be the end of
privacy
that's where you come in angels charlie
would that mean undercover
i'll leave that up to you bosley
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baby you going to these towns i've never
seen a negro lawyer hey bart
you need to be careful
very good you're going to connecticut
joseph spout negro servant attack
socialite in her own bedroom this case
will show the world if a color man can
get a fair trial in the united states
there's only 13 million negroes
depending on you
don't any of you have any confidence in
me let's say you have enough confidence
for us all
you know that thing when you see someone
cute and he smiles and your heart kind
of goes like warm butter
sliding down hot toast well that's what
it's like when i see a store
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declined can you try again really
declined
i got in a fight my girlfriend i'd
appreciate it if you just left
who's gonna help you with julie be
careful around this guy
he can tell what you're thinking i've
studied the human mind
i've learned how to read it and
ultimately control it
oh i can't move hey everybody we have a
new crew member today
denise so i thought it'd be fun if we
all went around and said a little
something about ourselves
i like to party i like to party
no dave i just said that i partied i
like to party no i like the party okay
nobody
parties but me yeah just rob yes and me
how sweet
oh my god shut up when you are a man
sometimes you wear stretchy pants
he's for fun but to become a champion i
would like that kind of respect
he'll need strength
speed
and style and now the world we inhabit
is murky it was a head-on collision
don't understand
your uncle was over the speed limit
things are never as clear as we would
wish
no hospital in london has any record of
him being brought in maybe they spoke
his name wrong they're always doing that
well maybe it didn't happen
i want to find out who killed my uncle
there's something we'd like you to do
for us
after years of being on the outside
why'd you lie about me i don't want to
go out with you again please stop
begging it's pathetic four
girls are about to discover the dark
side
you ever heard of invoking the spirit
black magic
we can make things happen i mean this is
it this is real
look at this this is what it's like
working on a studio
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you