When it comes to being big sisters,
Both Phoebe and Dawn are up for the challenge.
I'm actually getting pretty good at this.
But if you could only choose one,
which one would you want to be your big sister?
To start, both Phoebe and Dawn are always
reminding their twins that they are the oldest sibling.
Phoebe, by 20 seconds.
- Out of my way! I'm older! - By 20 seconds!
Best 20 seconds of my life.
And Dawn by just four.
-I'm the leader. I'm the oldest. - By four seconds.
I learned a lot in those four seconds.
Phoebe can sometimes be a little full of herself.
Big sister reliving her glory days?
Yup.
Then I'm afraid you're disqualified. Both of you.
You can't disqualify me, I'm a champion.
I've got a medal.
Well, on behalf of scientists everywhere, give me that.
But Dawn has her diva moments as well.
Though, to be fair, she was hypnotized.
♪ Well Here's a little taste for you ♪
♪ So open your ears and don't Leave until you're satisfied! ♪
Well it's good to see you back my dear,
but uh, save yourself for the audition.
Audition? [laughing]
I think it's pretty clear that I do not need to audition.
Dawn--
Ah! It's... BeDawncé
And you're in my light so, scoot scoot.
Dawn once tried to help out Nicky by being his sous-chef.
All right, you crack the eggs while I mince the scallions.
On it.
[audience laughing]
Make sure you don't get any shells in there.
[audience laughing]
And don't forget to add salt.
Got it.
Oh, but not too much salt.
[audience laughing]
Okay, salt has been added.
What are you doing?
And if Dawn has to break bad news,
she tries to do it as nicely as possible.
Look, you're our brother, and we care about you.
That's why we're going to tell
you this as delicately as possible.
Lose the briefcase, dork.
Tikki that's not delicate.
Oh, right. The visor and suspenders, too, dork.
[audience laughing]
Phoebe can be pretty generous as well.
She once took her brother Billy, to a cookie factory.
See, Gam-gam, your cookie palace is amazing.
I love all of these inventions.
The soaking cookies, t-shirt.
I wanna wear it.
I want to eat it.
[audience laughing]
And this is my shrink wrap ray.
It keeps cookies fresh for years.
And people, too! I'm 130.
[audience laughing]
And later she helped Max win an underground wrestling match.
- Not so fast! - Huh?
Another mystery wrestler has entered the ring!
Looks like this challenger is a tag team.
If there were rules, this would be illegal.
[yelling]
[groaning]
Oh, my back.
[audience laughing]
Dawn can sometimes be a little evil to her brothers.
We sunk the old school.
They're gonna find out we're the sinkers.
[all groaning]
Relax.
Well, the backhand's new.
Ooh, yeah, that feels right.
Though, Phoebe once went straight supervillain.
Sorry, guys.
But this is a bad time for you.
Quick! Use Doc Mayhem's forcefield to trap them!
I have that? Awesome!
[audience laughing]
Don't worry. I'll get us out of here.
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
Phoebe once tricked Billy
and Nora into doing her chores for her.
You do want to be an advanced superhero, don't you?
- I do! - Me too!
Now, these will help with your hand eye coordination,
and this will help with your strength and rake-icity.
I'm gonna rake this city clean.
All right, you guys, keep training.
I got to get to the nail salon... library...
to plan your next lesson.
Quick. The leaves are escaping.
Although Dawn isn't above some trickery as well.
Writing fake diary entries to mess with my brothers
is the best idea I've ever had.
I know of a homework servant,
a bouffant chef, and a brighter Louie
We're out of muffins.
Relax. I know where we can go get some more.
Mm, smores sound good.
[audience laughing]
Know what? Let's get Nicky to make some of those too.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better,
it got s'more better.
[audience laughing]
Phoebe sometimes has to work with her brother Max.
And it doesn't always go well.
- Wait, what do I do next? - You do toppings.
[audience laughing]
You can't just be throwing pepperoni all willy nilly.
Hey! We're trying to make a pizza here!
[audience laughing]
Give me that.
- No, Phoebe! Give me that. - No, it's mine, stop.
What are you doing?
[audience laughing]
Now look at what happened.
But for the quads, four heads aren't always better than one.
It's the map! And I'm in charge of it.
No, I knocked it out from behind the plaque,
I should be in charge.
No, I should.
None of you even know how to read a map.
You don't read a map. You just look it.
[audience laughing]
[groaning]
Great, now look what you've done.
Phoebe usually has good advice, but not all the time.
Phoebe, I need some advice.
Maybe later.
So there's this cute boy, Owen...
[audience laughing]
I'm inviting him over for a playdate in two days.
It has to be perfect.
What should I do?
I'll tell you what to do.
Don't ever become friends with him or anyone else
because his other friends like him want you to grow old, alone.
Though the same could be said for Dawn.
He totally locked us in.
[audience laughing]
Okay don't panic, I know exactly what to do.
Somebody help! We're stuck in here! Help!
Phoebe sometimes has trouble with gadgets.
A return of the spark attack!
- Ow! Ow! - Oh! Sorry!
Phoebe! Turn it off!
I can't!
But Dawn isn't really the machinery expert, either.
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
Pretty hard, apparently.
- We should help her. - But not right away.
[yelling]
Okay, So both Phoebe and Dawn aren't really perfect.
Oh yeah? Well, your brother has been gone
for the past three hours, and I've been holding a doll.
Oh no, he's coming back. Run!
[audience laughing]
But we still think you'd be lucky to have either
one as your big sister.
She retested the DNA samples
and we found out which one of you isn't related.
No matter what that stupid DNA test says,
we are family.
Absolutely.
But just out of curiosity...
[audience laughing]
It's the one who's part terrier.
- Wait, what? - Huh?
One of us is a dog?
[audience laughing]
Well, I guess that explains my adorable puppy dog eyes.