(upbeat music)
- So the Albertsons were the last family I babysat for
and their number is also in my references.
- Oh!
Wonderful!
Well, we are planning a beach vacation
and we're looking to hire someone to watch our Lily.
- Great!
How old is she?
- She just turned 30.
- Wow, you both look so young.
- Oh (laughs) my goodness, no no.
She is not our child.
She's the baby of our friend group.
- Ohh.
- Is the WiFi working for you guys?
- Is it on airplane mode?
- Ohh, mmhmm.
- She's so cute.
- She's technically an adult,
but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
- That can be tough.
- I mean we love her, you know we really do
and we want her to come with but it's, uh,
it's been a little hard to travel
when she doesn't know how to
make a reservation at a restaurant
or load a dishwasher.
- Never responds to email threads?
- Ugh.
- Always arrives late, if at all?
- Yes!
- Only knows how to cook eggs?
- Yes!
Every time she insists she can cook dinner for us,
it's always dry (bleep) eggs!
- That's very, very normal for the baby of the friend group.
How unprepared do you think she is for the trip this week?
- Who knows? Hold on, I'll see.
- Lily, do you know where we're going this week?
- Beach?
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
- Do you know which beach?
- There's more than one beach?
- (sighs) Yes, there's more than one beach in Los Angeles.
We're going to Santa Monica.
- We told her.
- And what are you bringing for your trip?
- Weed.
- And?
- And toothbrush.
- And what else, just the brush?
Or are you gonna want some toothpaste too?
- Can't I just borrow theirs?
- Hell no.
The last time she used up all my Colgate Max White for Men
and my mouth smelled like a trashcan
instead of like, you know, a man.
- Please?
- She used my expensive face sunscreen on her entire body.
- I didn't know.
- And I got sunburnt!
- Okay, I'll bring my own pastes and lotions.
- And don't you think you want to bring a swimsuit?
- I can't find mine.
- Oh my goodness.
Lillian, we got you a swimsuit last year!
It's lime green
so she wouldn't lose it. - Oh!
- Where is it?
- I'm wearing it!
- Lily no.
Pants on.
She's like pushing boundaries.
- Are you wearing your bathing suit because
you ran out of clean underwear?
- Yes.
But, it's my second time wearing it
when I do it all inside out so it's good as new.
- She smells.
- I could smell that.
- You guys are being so mean!
Laundry's really hard!
- Please stop whining!
- I have an idea of something that could help.
- To be separated by color, I just wanna do one
- I know.
What about this?
- Ooo!
- Ah.
Why didn't I think of that?
- Here you go.
It's Fireball.
- You really get her.
You're hired!
- Great!
She's sweet.
- (coughs) I'm hungry.
Do you guys want eggs?
- No.
- Oh you know what I got this.
- Come on you're hungry?
- Uh huh.
- Come here and have a sip.
Here, try to get on there.
- This freaky (bleep) always happens
when you try to hire a babysitter for your adult child.
- Oop!
She latched.
- Hey!
It's Lily.
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