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- Hello internet!
I'm Mike Kelton and this is The Week's Receipts
and I wasn't invited to the Met Gala, can you believe?
But that didn't stop me from getting this amazing outfit!
And thank God, because this week's theme is The Met Gala.
And we have a lot to get through, guys,
so uh, I wanna start,
but I do have to tell you, I have to return this rental
by 3PM, so let's go, ohh-hoohoohooo!
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Ok everyone, let's start off with some good eng,
because we need it.
This week according to Instagram, Taylor Swift
and Katy Perry ended their long standing feud.
Thank you, ladies!
In a post on T.Swift's Insta story,
she revealed a note from Katy sent to her
with an actual olive branch
to like, bury the past b.s. and just be friends.
Taylor clearly loved the note and gesture
and I'm pretty sure she sent Katy back a note
with a blank page that said same on it.
Get it, same page?
You guys get it.
Good eng, you're good eng.
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The world got an extra episode of Drag Race this week
because the Met Gala happened
and all your fave celebs were walkin' the red carpet
looking amazing and religious.
With a theme like Heavenly Bodies,
we knew it was gonna be fun
but we had no idea how fun!
Here are some of my fav looks, honey.
This is Kim Kardashian dressed as an Academy Award
made by some guy named Versace.
Here's Rihanna straight from the Vatican
lookin' fly as hell!
Nicki Minaj inspired by the blood of Christ
or a nice cheap Cabernet, Two buck Chuck,
whichever you guys see it as.
This is Troye Sivan getting his inspiration
from an iPhone eight, the red one.
And of course, this is Cardi B reminding us
that she is pregnant
with the son of God!
And finally, J.Lo lookin' so good,
it's honestly making me question my religion
and if I'm being honest, my sexuality
'cause she looks amazing, and I am definitely a gay man.
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and another story we got
from the red carpet at the Met Gala
if you guys missed this,
How?
Apparently according to them showing up
and looking very cozy and dapper on the red carpet,
Elon Musk is dating Grimes.
And according to US Weekly, Grimes' dress
was created and commissioned after the two of them
had a lovely dinner
which probably explains that Tesla choker.
No word yet on if the dress will make it to space,
but I'd say it's very likely.
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and another couple was spotted on the carpet this week
and that couple was Shawn Mendes and Hailey Baldwin.
Although, according to an interview
with W Mag this week, Hailey said
that she and Shawn are "really good friends"
but then again, according to this picture
Hailey posted on Instagram, they are "really good friends"
and lovers, they're lovers, you guys!
They love each other, it's adorable.
Love is beautiful, love is patient,
love is blind.
(chuckles) Okay, next
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Alright everyone, it's announcement time.
It's National Eat What You Want Day.
And although I would love to celebrate,
I celebrate this every day,
which is why my blood pressure is so high.
I sweat in weird parts of my body,
and I have a FUPA, but I don't care!
YOLO, baby!
Live your life, honey!
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and finally, this week in 2012,
Justin Bieber broke a YouTube record
with his music video Boyfriend
and he graduated High School.
That's right, he broke the internet
and got a High School Diploma.
Hate to break it to the High School,
but breakin' the internet is maybe much more impressive.
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Well friends, that was pretty much enough for this week.
Thanks for watching, I'm Mike Kelton,
and it's almost time for my Met Gala to start
inside of my head!
You guys stay right there and write in the comments
who your fave new couple is
and also, if you think I look like a celebrity.
God, I hope so,
because I've been wearing this the entire show
and also my back has never been sweatier.
Take a peek!
And that's showbiz for ya!