Now, if you're not the president and you want to help
and try and stop the spread of coronavirus,
you can make your own mask at home. Yeah.
All you have to do is put pieces together,
and you can sew your own mask if you want to.
And I know it sounds difficult,
but I actually watched some YouTube videos, and...
it's actually pretty easy.
Hey, guys. So, I'm gonna show you
how to make your own face mask at home.
All you need is a piece of fabric,
like a T-shirt, and then something to cut with.
You want to get the fabric to the place where you...
God! (grunts)
So that's basically how you make a face mask.
Pretty simple.
But, uh, you know, just to see how other people do it,
I'm gonna check in with some of the correspondents
and see if they've had any success, 'cause I...
I know they're a pretty crafty group of individuals.
So, uh, let me just Skype in with Jaboukie.
Uh...
(electronic chiming)
Yo, Jaboukie. What's going on, dude?
Yo, Trevor. What's up?
I just got back from a walk outside.
Have you been down the street?
It is beautiful this time of year.
That's actually the reason I'm calling you.
I can't... I can't go outside right now,
'cause I can't make a mask.
I tried, and... it turns out I-I bleed a lot.
Like, can you help me figure out how to make a mask?
It looks like you got a cool one.
Yes, yes, well, I, you know, I'm prepared,
but I know how to make a mask from scratch.
I told you to get those T-shirts, right?
Those T-shirts that you wear around the office.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got all my work T-shirts here.
-Yeah, I've got them. -Perfect.
I have the instructions right here.
I'm gonna read them out. So, with the first T-shirt,
-Okay. -you're going to...
uh, to cut it in half, like...
-Okay. -Yeah.
-Cut it in half. In half? -Uh, yes, exactly like that.
-Yes, yes. -Okay.
Like-like, sort of, like, right across it.
It doesn't need to be neat. You could just...
-Yeah. -Oh, great. Okay, okay.
-Right. -Oh, damn. All right.
Oh, so this is probably gonna be, like...
Is this, like, the front of the mask type thing?
-Yes, exactly, exactly. -Okay, cool. Yeah, got it.
-Fine. It's good. So... -I got that.
All right, perfect. You got that one.
-So, take the next... -Uh-huh?
and then you're gonna want to cut that one
up the middle like that.
Up the middle... Okay, cool.
-Yeah. -All right, so just take it like...
like that, and then...
Wow. All right.
Yeah, it's tricky with the hands, but...
Yeah. I didn't... I didn't know that your hand could, like,
bleed so much from a finger. It's, like, a weird thing.
So, I can just, like... so down like that, right?
Yeah, you can even just rip it, you can even rip it.
Right. So, now it's, like, just, like, one big piece.
-Perfect. Yes, yes. Exactly. -Okay.
So, then, for the last one-- and this one's super important.
That's the white one, right?
-Yep, I recognize that one. -Yeah.
Um, you're gonna want to cut it diagonal, like that.
Okay, diagonal. So, like, through the sleeves.
-Yes, yes, exactly. -Okay, cool.
-Yes. Yes, yes, yes. -All right, I got it,
-I got it, I got it. -Yep, yep, yep.
Wow. Man, this is... this is really hard.
I see why people are struggling.
-Okay, cool. I got it... -You got it, though, you got it.
-through the sleeve... to the other side. -And...
almost there.
Oh. There, I got it.
-Yes! You got it! Okay. -Aah...!
Perfect! Yeah! So, now...
This is great, dude. This is so much fun.
Okay, what do... so what do I do now?
So, take all three of those
-Yeah? -and-and put them in a garbage bag
and throw them away.
I never liked those shirts, Trevor.
They don't look good on you.
Yo, Jaboukie, these were my favorite shirts.
And that was the problem.
You've got to be looking crisp, Trevor.
You can't be out here lackin'.
I'm sorry I called you, Jaboukie.
I hope you have a fantastic day outside with your mask.
-Goodbye, Jaboukie. -That would be a really cute crop top.
Asshole.
All right, let me see if I can get Dulcé on.
(electronic chiming)
-Dulcé! -Hi, friend.
You're a sight for sore eyes. How are you?
I'm all right. You know, I'm just in here
just, um, cooking and crafting
and just really plotting my takeover of the world. What?
I knew I should have called you... Wait, what?
-Hmm? -Anyway, I knew I should have called you first.
because I need someone who can craft.
I'm trying to make a mask for myself
to stop coronavirus, but I don't know how to do it.
Um, yeah, there's a thing that happened.
Anyway, can you... can you help me out?
Mm-mm. I don't need a face mask to go outside.
'Cause I just wear this T-shirt that says:
"I already have corona."
-Why would you do that? -To trick the corona.
When the corona sees my shirt, it'll be like,
"I don't need to infect her! Ha! I already been there!"
-Hmm? -Dulcé, the coronavirus can't read.
How do you know that?
We don't know anything about this virus.
This bitch could have a master's. We don't know.
It could work for NASA.
N-No, Dulcé, you need to get a mask when you're outside.
Pl-Please don't... please don't use the shirt, Dulcé.
That's... Yeah, even that's better.
I got to go. I really thought you'd help me.
This is... Man, let me see if I can get someone.
(electronic chiming)
Yo. Michael Kosta.
-Trevor! -What's going on, dude?
-How you doing? -What hap... Are you okay, man?
Dude, that's why I'm calling you, man.
I-I can't... Making these masks is harder than people say.
Like, I almost chopped my hand off.
Dude, sewing and needles-- you don't need to do that, man.
-I got it, Trevor. -Wh-What do you mean?
I took a pillowcase. I cut some holes for the eyes.
This is it-- no sewing, no loops.
I just came up with it. Check this out.
This works. It protects your fa...
Oh.
I think I... made a Klan hood.
Yeah, I think you made a Klan hood.
Sh... I'm...
Oh, my...
-Yeah. -This is not... thought...
We-we... it's-it's...
We should just stay indoors. It's fine.
I... Can we not...
-can we just forget it? -We're...
Yeah, I-I don't even... This never happened.
I don't even...