Hello friends.
Welcome back to This is Why I Never Use my Ring Light. So as you know, I am quite the beauty guru
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As you can tell from my one makeup look and approximately three shirts that I rotate in all of my videos
Welcome to my floor.
I like to spend a Sunday night before a midterm drinking orange juice on my floor.
So last night, I was watching Beetlejuice as a well-adjusted adult does in February,
And I was inspired. Don't--we're not gonna talk about whatever the hell my hair is currently doing
I just took a bath and the humidity just kind of fucked it up...
Anyway, we're gonna fuck it up some more!
So this is what we're using today. It's some..
Some hair gel that I found at the store.
Okay, we're gonna start with a piece right in the middle
Because why the hell not?
So we want it
They kind of--they spike down oh, I think my bangs might be a bit long for this
All right, that's a good start. I look like a small boy!
Okay, *screaming: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK meme* so this is turning out to be a more difficult look to achieve than anticipated..
Hot
See, her hair in the movie was probably not real
but
You know what?
My bangs also part really stupidly because of my widow's peak
Mmm
Oh
That looks on the right track. We're getting there..
There's all of these just stray hairs though which I'm tempted to just cut
Because I'm impatient
Welcome to spooky time in February
With me. I am NOT an authority on anything. But here I am.
This is my stoner shirt
Just kidding I have one lung
Oh who is she?
A goth icon.
Hmm
I feel like they need to go
more straight down but hers look like they're stuck to h-
oh shit *Chuckles*
*whispers* Oh fuck
Oh, this looks horrible
Please don't- if this makes me break out it's...worth it
okay, I feel like this needs to dry a little bit because it's just
damp
see I don't have that much hair, but the rest of her hair
-ust do this right now
Mm. That's not inaccurate
Family portrait. If this is your first time on my channel I am...
I Want to apologize I want to say it's not always this weird, but I feel like it's always this weird just in different ways
That's a pretty that's a pretty valiant effort
Is this look,
wearable?
Perhaps if you're braver than me.
Oh boy, the lighting in this video is gonna be a little bit special
But that's okay. You know, I just wanted to do this quick casual
Tutorial in honor of it being spooky time all year round.
Hi
I'm a functional 20 year old human
*audience cheering sound*
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