(audience claps)
- Hey, Steve.
I have two little boys at home,
one's five years old
and the other one's two months old.
My husband and I agree on
mostly everything around the house,
but he really hates it when I swear.
I have a sailor's mouth,
so it's hard to control it.
(chuckles)
- [Steve] Oh, you cuss?
- [Woman] I cuss all the time.
- Yeah, it's like natural. - Oh, Okay.
- I do it in my sleep probably and I don't even know.
(audience chuckles)
But so the one thing I wanna ask you is
how do I,
what age is good to introduce some colorful words
to my kids' vocabulary.
- [Steve] What's a good age?
- Yeah, like, is it (mumbles) - To introduce cussing?
- Yeah, well, 'cause I don't think I'm gonna stop.
You know, like he suggested make a jar
and every time I cuss,
and then I told him, "I'm gonna be broke by the time"
you know,
if I ever stop cussing. - [Steve] Yeah.
- I think you should introduce cussing to a child at two.
(audience laughs)
- [Woman] At two? Okay, yeah. - Yeah, I think at two.
Yeah, I think it's two.
(audience claps)
- For those of you that don't have kids,
that's a little stunned by that answer.
The reason I say two,
because two is the beginning of the years called
"The Terrible Two's".
That's when your child has mastered the word, "No".
(audience laughs)
"Come over here", "No."
"Will you come here?", "No."
That's when you introduce cussing right there.
"No". "Oh yes the hell you are".
(audience laughs and claps)
I didn't get introduced to cussing until I was four.
- [Woman] Was it bilingual too?
Cuz I do some bilingual cussing too, where it
comes out in Spanish and - [Steve] What do you mean?
- Oh, you cuss in Spanish? - He doesn't catch it cuz
he doesn't speak Spanish.
So it's kind of funny cuz I tell my son, shhh.
- [Steve] I didn't really get introduced to Spanish cussing
until I said gave away the wrong title at miss universe.
(audience claps and laughs)
I got introduced to Spanish cussing
(laughs) for about four months.
- Oh.
- That's why I would, I would've liked
to someone have introduced Spanish profanity to me,
years back.
- Yeah. It sounds nice.
- So I would've known how to take it.
There's a good thing though.
God is very smart.
He, I didn't know Spanish profanity.
So all the hate that I was getting
I didn't really feel it.
(audience claps and laughs)
Cause I didn't know.
Where's Aneet.
Aneet.
- Hey Steve.
So I'm a sophomore in college studying biology
and I live in the dorm still
and my roommate she's my best friend from high school.
So there's no problems there.
We loved living with each other, no problems.
But our neighbors now, like they're loud.
Like when I say loud, it's not like that annoying
like talking, they make noises.
Sometimes it's just like, what are they doing?
And I'm just wondering,
I'm like, okay, we tried being civil.
We're like, oh, we'll just like, you know
introduce ourselves, tell 'em to keep it down.
Didn't work.
We went to the RA, didn't work.
So I was just kind of wondering like
if you could, you know, help me come up with a plan
to, you know? - Yeah.
- Shut them up finally.
- Well, you don't have to shut 'em up.
You just participate.
(audience claps and laughs)
- Okay. Okay.
- Yeah.
- So like a competition.
- No. See,
you can hear them clearly through the wall. Right?
- [Aneet] Mhm.
- If you can hear them, they can hear you.
- Okay.
- You know, and you don't know what they're doing.
I pretty much can tell you what they're doing.
- Okay.
- You just have to get at it.
- Okay.
- And just talk back to 'em.
Ah. Yeah.
(audience laughs)
I like it like that.
(audience claps)
Just talk back.
- Okay.
- Thank you darling.
Where's Rhonda?
- KFC just made a new bath bomb and it's shaped like
a- - [Steve] a new what?
- Bath Bomb?
- Bath?
- Bomb.
- Yeah. You - KFC?
- Yes. KFC- - Made some for a bath?
- Yes. And it's shaped like a drumstick.
It's right there on the screen.
(audience laughs)
- Okay. What is, what is a bath?
What does that do?
- So you throw it in the bathtub.
And then after you take a bath in it, it dissolves.
And after you come out, you smell like fried chicken grease.
(audience stirs)
So I was wondering,
if that's something that you would like to use
since I know you have a love for fried chicken.
- [Steve] What?
(audience laughs)
- And if not-
- You know I have a love for fried chicken?
- Yes that's-
- Okay. Now, I'm not gonna take that the way that sounds.
(audience laughs and claps)
And the only reason I can't get mad at you.
Cause I do love fried chicken.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to sound-
not trying to buy into stereotypes or none of that.
I know a lot of white people like fried chicken too,
but I don't know no (beep) body wanna smell
like fried chicken.
Why don't they try some other foods.
Don't nobody wanna smell like no (beep) fried chicken.
- So what, what do you think would be
a good bath bomb to make?
- A bath bomb would be a Krispy Kreme donut bath bomb.
(audience cheers)
Take a bath and come out smellin' like Krispy Kreme donuts.
Oh I got a better one than that.
Cause I cannot pass this up when I go up to Universal.
Get out the water and smell like a Cinnabon.
And if you don't like sweets, I'll tell you something else.
When I go through the airport,
you know what I can't pass up
that hot pretzel store with the hot pretzels.
Walk around, smell like a hot Wetzel's, Wetzel's Pretzels.
(audience claps and cheers) Yeah, that'll be hot.
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