(cheerful music) ♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪
♪ Ah ba ba ba ♪ ♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪
♪ Ah ba ba ba ♪ - Heh, heh,
am I hearing things again?
I swear I hear the voice of that really annoying orange
from a few years ago.
- I'm not annoying! (record scratching)
I'm an orange! (laughs)
- [Steve] Ugh, not you again!
- Glad you remember me!
I was afraid you'd block me from your memory. (laughs)
- [Steve] (growls) You know what, I wish I had.
Why did you even come back here?
- Why wouldn't I?
Hanging out with you last time
was a whole lotta fun (laughs).
- Ugh! - I'm serious.
I really dug it (laughs).
- [Steve] Ugh!
- What ya doing down there, mining your own business?
(laughs) - (sighs) Yes!
I need building materials.
Doing an addition to my kitchen.
- Oh, cool, would you like my help?
- [Steve] As a matter of fact, I would not.
Although I could use that wood.
- Go ahead, spruce up your kitchen with it! (laughs)
- [Steve] Ugh, thanks, I guess.
- Snow problem! (laughs)
- [Steve] Ugh, that was your cue to leave, dude,
so get outta here.
- Yeah, or what? (laughs)
- [Steve] Ow, hey, that's not nice!
- Yes it is, this is ice.
- [Steve] I said nice.
- I agree, it's a really nice ice.
- [Steve] I'm not talking about your ice block!
- Then water ya talking about? (laughs)
(Steve growling) (ominous music)
Nah, I'm just kidding, breathe, Steve.
Here's the deal.
I happen to be an expert of kitchens.
Lemme help you out.
- [Steve] Okay, fine, you know what I could use?
Uh, we're doing our countertops in red Nether brick.
Er, got anything like that?
- Red Nether bricks, on it!
- [Steve] (chuckles) That'll keep him busy.
There are no Nether bricks in--
- I'm back! - What?
You actually got some?
I can't believe it!
- Me Nether! (laughs)
- [Steve] Wait, if you're able to get a block like this,
you've got some real talent.
- Does that mean I can hang out with you?
Please lemme stay, don't make beg!
Don't make me gravel! (laughs)
- [Steve] Ugh, all right, listen, just focus up
and listen to me, okay?
I want you to go and find a dragon egg.
- You need it for your kitchen?
- [Steve] No, I just want to be rich, uh, I mean,
uh, no, uh, uh, yes (chuckles), yes, yes.
I need it for the, uh, kitchen.
Looking to do a big egg breakfast once it's all done.
- That makes sense.
I don't know if I'll find one,
but I'll try like shell (laughs).
- [Steve] You find anything, uh, Orange?
- I'm sorry, I couldn't find a dragon egg,
just a bunch of other types of blocks.
- [Steve] Eh (sighs), it's okay.
They're extremely rare.
- You're not yolking (laughs).
- [Steve] Ugh, well, time for you to leave, goodbye!
- Wha-wha-what do you mean?
You don't wanna hang out with me
unless I can find you rare blocks?
- [Steve] What can I say?
Your jokes aren't exactly gold.
- Maybe not, but this is!
(record scratching) (Steve gasping)
(cash register bell dings) (dramatic music)
But you probably don't have any use for that.
I guess I'll be on my way.
- [Steve] Wait, wait, I've had a sudden change of heart.
Orange, I'm sorry I was rude, please stay.
- Really, you mean it?
- [Steve] Yes, let's hang out, let's be friends,
and let'S definitely take another look
at that gold block of yours.
Oh, yeah, that's legit all right.
- So whaddaya wanna do first, friend?
Ooh, let's see who can yell the loudest!
- No, no. - I bet it's me!
- Ugh! (Orange laughs)
Please, can we do something quiet?
- Hmm, I don't do quiet things very often, but okay.
Staring contest, whisper contest, farting contest?
- [Steve] What are you talking about?
Farts aren't quiet.
- The one I let rip a few seconds ago sure was. (laughs)
- What the, a, ow, that's disgusting.
What did you eat?
- If I tell you, do you promise not to be mad?
- Why would I be mad about something you ate?
- Well, 'cause I ate a dragon egg.
(record scratching) - What?
You mean you did find one?
- You said you wouldn't be mad!
I'm sorry, but I was searching so hard and for so long,
and I got so hungry, and now I got egg farts
something fierce! - Did you just
let another one rip?
- I can't help it.
- [Steve] That's it, let's go.
- What are we doing?
- [Steve] Anything besides this.
I can't be one on one with you.
Let's go to town or join a--
- Mob? - Yeah, I suppose we could
join a mob if you wanted to.
- No, mob! - Huh?
(zombies snarling) (Steve screaming)
- Steve, no!
Man, I'm gonna miss him, although on the plus side,
now that I'm alone, I can let the silent
and deadliest one yet rip! (grunting)
- [Steve] Whew, luckily I set my spawn point
right near where I (sniffs)...
(ominous music) (screams)
(cheerful music)