hey BJ
it's time
what is this where are we
this is the end of my game but the
beginning of your nightmares get us out
of these chains come on
yeah what's the big idea it's alright
it's okay all you need is a key six keys
actually check this out each player is
represented by a tombstone tombstones
does that mean we're all dead we are all
very dead the goal is to collect six
keys then make your way to the center of
the board oh that's right I almost
forgot here on the nightmare card write
down your worst fear
but here's where things get really
interesting it isn't an ordinary board
game it's a video board game say yes to
VHS you want to play the game who is
this guy
the cage Kappa god no oh no no no it's
okay you just doing every sense this is
a time to game it can last up to an hour
as we keep going around and around the
board we stop whenever the gatekeeper
shows up whose turn is it next me yes yo
Jimmy o Mecca answer him say yes my
gatekeeper yes my gatekeeper hurt
something very special to show you this
is too much I can't take it close do
what he says go closer
do you have played that planet banished
to the black hole you gotta go to the
black hole that means you're stuck there
until he lets you out
god dammit [ __ ] [ __ ] all the
dyes one who holds the highest number
number number number number you muster
all your exact age bro my exact age okay
if you fail your bunny go to the black
hole
my [ __ ] you [ __ ] this guy pops up and
ask you to roll even numbers high
numbers low numbers your age your
grandma's age roll 12 times add up the
total match a tool out of the alphabet
see if the letters in your name
is this a board game or a [ __ ] math
project how about look at the release
dates of all the board James episodes
this year and then correspond them to
letters of the alphabet yes my
gatekeeper give me your real name
[ __ ] Mike I must have missed
your middle a [ __ ]
Clarence Mike that is a stupid name
isn't did you maggot [ __ ]
Clarence mutt
you can take a key oh all right I got
all the keys wait wait wait wait
here we go I'm going in the middle all
right first you got to roll six
all right the game's over I win now draw
a nightmare card if that's not your card
if that's not your worst nightmare then
you can stop the tape and you win but if
it is your worst nightmare then
banished
this one
oh ho you're dead
he's [ __ ] dead right here
Oh what what is this where am I
what's going on what do you what did you
do to me relax it's all just fun and
games
yay Bootsy what did you do to him
Oh him we're just playing a game of
hangman
I was hoping we're gonna play Candyland
why does everything always got to be a
game with you the whole world you live
in as a game when you die
start a new game first one to die gets
to imagine the world set the rules and
this is your world I was thinking you
and I play another classic operation you
remember the deal right you're a surgeon
and you use these tweezers to remove
foreign items from the patient's body
but don't touch the edge butterflies in
the stomach literally Adam's apple get
it a pencil for writers cramp a horse
for charley horse water on the knee okay
all right we'll play operation just let
me out of here but the beauty of this
let me show you
oh my god [ __ ] it we're gonna play
operation alright just like nobody has
before
I'm the doctor for you
oops
hey stop [ __ ]
we should play Candyland it's less
strenuous no no no no no no no let's
finish our game see I always thought
hangman was an odd concept have a body
parts appear one by one onto the gallows
pole the only real way to play it will
be backwards uh-huh oh I'll get you down
one limb at a time
we never got to play Candyland would you
shut the [ __ ] up about Candyland
a dying man's request please all right
you playing Mike
you
well Bootsie looks like you made it past
the peppermint forest but we can't
forget about our game of hangman
these strangers what a gorgeous day
don't you just love candy land hey do I
know you guys like have we ever met
before I mean like way back you know you
guys do look kind of familiar
come to think of it I don't even know
who I am but who cares it's candy land
wait wait a minute you guys have fan of
board games I playing when I'm bored
I remember these games they are a big
part of my youth and that's why we
should play this to reconnect with our
childhoods it's the only way to remember
who we really are
well Bootsy hope you enjoyed your game
of Candyland I guess you're really ahead
of the game really [ __ ] funny [ __ ]
not erase the Russian bridge go whoa
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm coming to get you
oh my god it's him it's him come on you
and I go way back
you mother [ __ ] me [ __ ] now
it's your turn
I'm catching up with you guys I'm gonna
get you guys I'm gonna get you
[ __ ] let's go oh we gotta go
back guys crazy
hey let's go back I don't even want the
jewels not jewels boardgames I got it
here play the game play the game what
why
just trust me all right it's the only
way to take this guy out
at 4:59 miss at 451 messy 4 he says my
battleship
yeah who goes can i play what the hell
is that
come on you son of a [ __ ] I'm ready for
you
fire
oh [ __ ]
booty jump
jump
you are dead dead dead
black
the donors faster lucky dreaming
dreaming of a dream phone