- Hey guys, so merry December first of all.
Decorated my tree just for you.
You see the effort I put into it.
It's very festive.
And in today's video I wanted to talk about
the phenomenon that is the super weird Wish adverts
everyone's getting on Facebook.
There's items that are so creepy or weird
that you're like firstly why is this being advertised
to me, and secondly what the hell am I looking at?
Because I'm getting it all the time.
I've tweeted about some of the things that have
been showing up like serial killer masks, what,
what, one pound. (laughing)
One pound for a whole heap of worms.
Something tells me if the average man wears those
that wolf nose is. (laughing)
He's not gonna be as proud as that.
I get this one all the time.
Like most times something is advertised to me
it's these teeth.
Like why, why would I want those for three pounds,
what am I gonna do with them?
It's a phenomenon, it's weird.
I don't understand it.
And I want to solve the mystery of what these things are.
Are they good, are they real?
Can you buy them really?
I've gone and ordered a load of it and I thought we could
open them together and find out what's going on.
But before I start you might be like Phil that is a very
Dan sweater that you're wearing right now.
Well plot twist it is a Dan sweater.
I stole it 'cause it's comfy and also 'cause it does this.
Of course I did it the wrong way.
There's only two ways Phil.
It's the other way.
Yeah, it does this, ooh, yeah.
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Festive dinosaur socks, don't talk to me scarf.
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Anyway, back to Wish.
So a few weeks ago I refreshed Facebook about 27 times
until I got the Wish adverts
and then I decided to buy the weirdest things
that were recommended to me.
Which is pretty much everything that was recommend to me.
So I'm gonna browse the first thing.
(laughing)
Recommended was these horrifying but slightly amazing
Nicolas Cage joggers.
They're 13 pounds which is expensive for Wish
so I'm expecting high quality items.
Of course there's some skimpy shorts next to it as well.
Wouldn't be my recommendations without the skimpiness.
Which say the F word on them, and I liked it.
So I'll skip that one to save your eyes
and also monetization.
Next was this for two pounds.
I didn't know what the hell that was.
My innocent mind was about to be soiled because
they were stainless steel non-piercing clip on
flower designer nipple rings.
Passed on the nipple rings but they have good reviews.
Very delicate and attractive.
Trina says they look great but I feel like I might break
them unless I'm careful.
Do I wanna know what's going on?
Very tiny, you must have micro-nipples for this to fit.
Next thing was the first one that was very Phil I would say.
And it was the useless box.
New design turns itself off.
Michelle says this box is awesome.
And Brad said perfect, just what I ordered.
I guess they knew what they were ordering,
I'm a bit more unsure.
But adding it to the box.
Next we had some random rings.
Are these more nipple rings, I don't wanna know.
Ooh this thing.
I was intrigued.
I was shocked it was 20 quid because it's Wish.
New creative backflow incense burner
ceramic ornament zen home indoor sandalwood ornament.
(blabbing)
As far as I can discern Watson,
I think it's some kind of burning smoke incense machine
that somehow tips it into a cup.
Wow, I explained that well.
It looks cool.
I'm not sure how it's gonna work or if it's gonna
set me on fire but I'm copping it.
Next thing was a light up dog harness which if I had
a dog I would totally buy because it'd look
like a rave dog.
Then I added this to my basket because I tweeted about it.
I was just so intrigued.
Like what am I gonna look like?
Is it gonna be the new winter fashion?
Are people gonna run away in the streets?
That's a thought.
And then just for the shear WTF factor I added the teeth
and also the worms.
So while I was in Japan Santa came
and it looks like everything arrived which I'm shocked by.
I don't know how the worms got through customs,
I guess we'll see, are you guys still alive?
I don't know what's in any of these packages.
I thought we could just mystery box style rip 'em open
and see what we got.
It's like it's my birthday.
I'm gonna start with the small one which can sometimes
be the best one.
Size isn't everything.
I'm scared, what is gonna, what is gonna be in here?
It's oh my god.
Just got jump scared.
It's the worms.
They're, oh, ooh, ooh that is a weird texture.
They're not real so the picture with the dirt was a lie.
They're just gross little plastic worms in a bag.
Oh it smells very chemically in there.
Do I dare?
I'm just gonna plunge my finger in.
(laughing)
I knew that sentence was bad the first time.
Here we go.
Fingering the worms.
Oh, oh, that is not a pleasant sensation.
Come on, come out little guys.
Eh, oh, oh it's actually, it's actually quite,
once I've got used to it. (laughing)
It's actually quite nice.
I'm gonna say this.
I got a lot of worms for my pound.
They're very small.
I've never seen an earthworm this small before.
Also I've never seen an earthworm this red before.
These would've been good for Halloween to prank
someone with or something.
I'm gonna give those three stars.
I mean it was a pound, it gave me a laugh.
Next up we've got a box.
What's in here? (box ripping)
Ooh, ah.
It's the useless box.
Oh I'm excited by this.
Yes, push.
Okay, yep, needs batteries.
First impressions, it's a nice quality box.
It's made out of wood.
It's got some kind of plastic thing on the inside
which I think is the surprise.
So I'm gonna put some batteries in and then we'll see
what happens when I press the button.
(dramatic music)
Battery quest, battery quest,
where the F are the batteries now?
God it's quite fiddly to get these batteries in.
Batteries are in.
You ready?
(box buzzing) (laughing)
I love it. (box buzzing)
It switches it off again.
Oh my god. (dramatic music)
(box buzzing)
It's like a little angry ghost.
On, off.
What happens if I leave my finger there?
Ow. (laughing)
It's quite powerful.
Out of all things in life I love a satisfying button
or a switch and this one is just so good.
This has surpassed all my expectations.
Wish, you've won, you've won.
Five stars, life changed.
Next up, we got, something pink, what is this?
Oh my god. (laughing)
Saw Nicolas Cage's face staring out at me.
Pretty highly cursed, it looks like some sort of
genetic experiment went wrong.
Kill me.
Wow. (laughing)
I'm impressed.
They are so much funnier in person, I don't know why.
They've positioned a perfect Cage face on the ass
and also on the crotch as well.
That cannot be, that cannot be a coincidence.
Okay, I guess this is happening.
You ready?
- [Dan] No. - You're not ready for this.
- [Dan] What have you done?
Oh my god, what are those?
Stop doing.
- What do you think?
- [Dan] Jesus (bleep), oh my god.
- I like that they put one like directly on the ass.
- [Dan] Stop, please. (laughing)
Oh my god.
- I think I'm just gonna wear these
for the rest of the year.
- [Dan] The way that it bends around your flesh.
(funky music)
I've seen a lot of (bleep),
this honestly is one of the most disturbing I've ever
seen in my entire life. (roaring)
(static humming)
(dramatic music)
- So a strong four stars for that.
The print could've been a little bit better.
The shiny material's a little bit gross.
But generally an iconic piece of fashion
that the world is not ready for yet.
Next, this feels soft, what could it be?
I've forgotten everything I've already bought.
Oh my god it's.
It's the octopus hat.
Oh it's quite big.
I thought this would be tiny for some reason.
Here we go.
(humming) (laughing)
This is terrifying.
Look he's got a little mouth flap so I can talk.
So high quality, I'm impressed.
Look at these individual face tentacles.
Again if humans weren't so boring we could all be out
in the winter wearing stuff like this but no.
People are gonna be terrified 'cause you look like
some kind of octopus serial killer.
As I'm talking the tentacles are getting more
and more saliva-ry, which is something I don't think
they thought of.
Maybe you've gotta go to like a silent octopus party
and just not speak.
Actually, it's definitely more of a squid than an octopus
isn't it?
You know I think this is ink-credible.
(rimshot)
Yeah, now?
Is everyone leaving.
I absolutely love it.
I'm gonna give it a five stars.
I'd do the rest of the video wearing this
but I'm getting really hot so oh, oh.
Quiff destruction, quiff destruction.
Next we have this large boy.
Which I think might be the incense burner thing.
I'm in.
Right this has got loads of pieces so I'm gonna try
and set it up here.
This is stinky, oh.
Oh this is all the incenses.
Wow you get a lot of 'em.
Guys we've got a little dish that goes there.
This boy here.
Then the weird little bullet thing.
Kind of smells like a nice witch.
(laughing)
It's like very musky but also nice.
Time to burn the house down.
I'm assuming you just light the nib.
Okay the thing is burning but no smoke
is going down the hole.
It's doing it, it's doing it.
Guys, look at this.
Okay this is proving me wrong, this is so satisfying.
Yes, into the bowl.
I'm scared it's gonna set off the smoke alarm 'cause
it's getting a bit. (laughing)
It's getting a bit smoky above us.
I'm gonna give that four stars.
I like it.
I'm impressed, it works, I didn't think it was gonna work.
Last thing, and in a tiny bag which I almost missed
'cause it was on the floor.
I don't know what this is gonna be.
(gentle music)
(gasps) (dramatic music)
It's the teeth.
What is this?
What is, what, what, what, why, why?
I'm gonna peel one off.
Why would you?
Oh I dropped it.
Sorry, there you go tooth fairy.
I don't know.
Why would you buy this?
I mean I bought it 'cause I wanted to know what it was.
But like what, are these actual teeth
that a dentist could use?
I know this sounds stupid.
But I don't, I don't get it.
I don't know why.
The only thing is I think you could have craft purposes
like you could glue it on a teddy bear.
To make it terrifying.
I don't get it, I'm creeped out.
I'm sad that I own this. (laughing)
One star. - No.
- And yeah, I'm gonna throw the creepy teeth in the bin.
I'm gonna wash my hands.
And spend the rest of the night playing with this.
(box buzzing)
And this is just amazing.
Sorry. (box buzzing)
Oh I can't stop. (box buzzing)
I don't know who's behind Wish's marketing team.
I honestly think it might be that people will see them
and just wanna click on it 'cause it's so weird
and Wish are hoping then you'll explore the west
of the website.
West of the, what's wrong with me?
Rest of the website, and buy something you actually need.
I don't know, it's weird.
Something's going on.
Yeah, if you enjoyed this please give me a thumbs up.
I could do this again.
There is so much weird stuff out there on Wish.
Make sure to check out my last video where you guys
turned me into green screen memes.
It was really funny.
Check out Dan and Phil Shop if you want any of this
new swaggy merch.
I hope you're having a good day
and I will see you very soon.
Ooh, ow, just broke something.
Bye.