Get ready, 'cause we're about to Plymouth Rock your face off.
Let's talk about that!
♪ (theme music) ♪
- Goooood Mythical Morning! - Did you know that, at the first
- Thanksgiving, there was no turkey. - What?
- There was no cranberry sauce. - What?!
- There was no football. - WHAT?!
There were no inflated helium parade animals!
WHAT?!
- (crew laughs) - Yeah.
- Well what was there? - There was Pilgrims, man.
- Pilgrims that came over... - Nice Native Americans who were
- helping them. - They were struggling. The friendly
Native Americans that were there to help them get through this difficult winter,
and they gave thanks by breaking... deer together.
Psh! That's right, guys, we know that Pilgrimin' ain't easy...
- (chuckles) - so in recognition of all their challenges,
we have devised, and will now execute, the First Annual Pilgrim Challenge!
As you can see, we are Pilgrimified and we have created three -- count 'em, three! --
- challenges inspired by the Pilgrim life. - Yeah!
The person who has the least number of points at the end of the third challenge
has to wear this Pilgrim outfit the rest of the day and be mocked on social media.
The first challenge is called Plymouth Rock the Boat. Back in 1620, over 100
Pilgrims crossed the Atlantic in the Mayflower and we are going to recreate
that journey right now. We each have a boat that you have to propel with your
- own breath through these rain gutters. - (Link) Just like the Pilgrims did!
- They blew the Mayflower. - They blew their way--
- (puffs) All the way across the ocean. - Blew their way all the way to the rock.
Anyway, the first man to get to the rock wins, and if your boat gets off course
or falls over, you can use -- not your hands! -- but your face slash mouth
- to correct your boat. - Let's do it.
(Stevie) Here we go! Three, two, one, blow!
- (whistle blows) - ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(both huff and puff)
(Link laughs)
(Link) Turn!
- (puffs) - (Rhett) My sail's off!
(blows)
(Rhett) Can I use my tongue?
(Link) Oh, man. I'm caught up!
(Rhett) Pilgrims got it tough!
(Rhett) I'm gettin' lightheaded!
My sail keeps turnin'!
(both huff and puff)
(Link) Come on! Come on, turn! I can't turn the boat!
- (bell dings) - Wooooo!
- (crew laughs) - Woooo! Oh, hold on.
- You can stop blowing. I won, man. - Aah! You win.
- Oh gosh. - I'm a little lightheaded!
Pilgrims were lightheaded all the time and now I know why!
(snare drum, bell dings)
Okay, it's time for Tricky Turkey Twisters. Apparently, being a Pilgrim was pretty
boring. So boring that they did tongue twisters to pass the time.
- Tongue twisters aren't buhh-ring! - (all laugh)
- You're gonna be great at this! - (Link laughs)
- All right, here's what we're gonna do. - They're not buhh-ring!
- (crew laughs) - We have three 30-second rounds.
We're gonna be given a tongue twister and we have to say it back and forth,
- alternating. - Yep.
(Link) When we say it successfully, we get a point. After three rounds,
the person with the most points has the most points.
Right. And if you say it too slowly, it will not count.
No it will not. All right, I'm gonna go first, since I'm losing.
(Stevie) So your first tongue twister is: "Willy's real rear wheel."
- Willy's... - (both) real...
- Rear wheel? - Willy's...
- (both) real... rear... wheel. - (laughs)
(Stevie) Here we go, in three, two, one, go!
- Willy's... real rear wheel. - (bell dings)
- Willy's real rear wheel. - (bell dings)
- Really's real wheel wheel. - (buzzer buzzes)
- Willy's real rear wheel. - (bell dings)
- Really's real wheel reel. (laughs) - (buzzer buzzes)
- Willy's real real wheel. - (buzzer buzzes)
- Really's real wheel rear. (laughs) - (buzzer buzzes)
- Willy's real rear wheel. - (bell dings)
- Really's rear real wheel. - (buzzer buzzes)
- You keep saying "Really's." - That's right! No, I said that one right!
- Willy's real real wheel. - (buzzer buzzes)
- Really's real real wheel. - (buzzer buzzes)
- Willy's real rear wheel. - (bell dings)
- (Stevie) Time! - Really's real real real.
- (laughs) I don't know, man. - (crew laughs)
Okay, for this one, we're introducing-- not that we need it-- an additional
challenge of stuffing... dressing. We call it "dressing" in the South, but stuffing
is what most people call it. So, you're gonna put a spoonful-- or forkful--
of stuffing into your mouth while we do this.
(Stevie) Your tongue twister is: "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?"
(both) How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
(Stevie) Here we go, three, two, one, go!
- How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? - (bell dings)
- How can a clam cram in a clean cre-- cregh? - (buzzer buzzes)
- How can a clam cram in a creen cah? - (buzzer buzzes)
- How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? - (bell dings)
- How can a clam crah-- cream? - (buzzer buzzes)
- How can a clam cram in a clean cream clam? - (buzzer buzzes)
- How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? - (bell dings)
- (Stevie) Time! - I got that one.
All right, we got one more round, and we are using an actual, bonafide Pilgrim
tongue twister, and we're eating pumpkin pie.
- Yeah. - So let's get the pumpkin pie in our
- mouths, and let's hear what this one is. - (Stevie) Your tongue twister is,
"Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?"
- Can you even talk? - Dick drunk drink in a dish.
Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?
(Stevie) Okay, Rhett goes first. Here we go. Three, two, one, go!
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?
(bell dings)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?
(bell dings)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drink drink in?
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that drink drunk drinkenin?
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dish-- (laughs)
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?
(bell dings)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that drink drunk drink in?
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?
(bell dings)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that drink went drink in?
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that dish drunk drink in?
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dritch. Where's the-- (laughs)
(buzzer buzzes)
Dick drunk drink in a dish. Where's the dish that Dick drunk drink in?
(bell dings)
- (Stevie) Time! - Unnh.
(all laugh)
Unnh!
(snare drum, bell dings)
One of the reasons that the Pilgrims were able to survive the rough winter was
because the Native Americans taught them how to grow these puppies.
And by "puppies," I mean corns. It's time for Shuck 'n' Chuck.
In Shuck 'n' Chuck, each man-- each Pilgrim-- has to shuck a cob of corn
and then throw it into the other man's basket. The other man can...
- Block! - block it at any point.
- Just with the hand. - It's two points for every cob that gets
- into the other man's basket. - (Link) Right.
And we are currently 10 to 8, so it's really any Pilgrim's game at this point.
- All right, all right. - Ninety seconds.
On the board. Let's do it.
(Stevie) On your mark... get set... go!
- ♪ (banjo music) ♪ - Shuck it!
(Rhett) Holy mackerel.
(Link) Oh, I missed!
(Link) You can't shuck, man!
- (bell dings) - (both laugh)
(all laugh)
- Rejected! My little Pilgrim! - (both laugh)
You make ready to...
- (bell dings) - (Link and crew laugh)
Yeah!
Oh, you missed! You missed!
It's gotta be edible, you can't destroy it now.
- (bell dings) - Man, you're not fully shucking!
- I-- we bo-- (laughs) - Yeah!
You're a sneaky shucker! You're a sneaky shucker!
(Link) Oh! That hurt! But the hand blocked it.
- (bell dings, all laugh) - The finesse!
Why don't you start shuckin', man?
- Oh! - (bell dings)
(both laugh)
- That hurt! - (laughs) Yeah!
- You got a little sneaky-- (laughs) - (bell dings)
- (both laugh) - Oh, did I get it in?
- No! It didn't! - Aagh, you shucker!
- It hit me! - You Pilgrim shucker!
Oh! Yeah! I blocked that piece!
- (bell dings) - (Stevie) Time!
- No, no, no! That was half! - Don't criticize the size of a man's cob!
- All right, let's count 'em. - (Rhett) Link, you have--
- (Rhett) That doesn't count. - (Link) That was in there!
One! Oh, psssh. (chuckles) I mean... You know what? I mean...
- (crew laughs) - First of all, because you're a friend--
- my best friend-- I count that one. One. - All right, all right. I'll give you
- a little leeway on my count. That's two. - Two.
- That's four points. Let's say four points. - Three.
- Six points. - And...
(Link) That's a big one. That should count as--
Eight points. Eight points on the board for Link.
All right, so here you got-- Oh. First of all, that right there, is not fully shucked,
so Imma give it to you anyway 'cause we're friends.
- That's right. - Right.
- (Stevie laughs) - (Rhett) That's right.
So that is twelve. You got twelve total points. And look at that.
- That's just like the one I gave you. - That one's just like it, so...
- Okay, yeah. - No more leeway after that.
- Yeah, all right, okay. - And, all right, so it looks like
- this one ties it up. - Uh huh.
- Sixteen. - Yeah.
- And then... - (all laugh)
- I don't-- I mean... oh. - Is that the winning cob?
- Well... if not, then I guess-- - (Rhett and crew laugh)
- This one goes together. - Were you karate chopping?
- Yeah, I was karate chopping. - Pilgrims didn't know karate!
- Pilgrims did! Kung fu! - They invented kung fu?
All right, so you win just by the skin of your teeth.
(snare drum, bell dings)
Okay, now we know who the better Pilgrim is!
- And that doesn't matter! - Well, it does matter because you're
gonna have to wear this outfit for the rest of the day and be embarrassed
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- Oh! - It's an additional round of the
- Pilgrim Face-Off using riddles! - You can come back, Link!
(Rhett) Rhett is taking Link hunting for the first time. Okay...
- (silly voice) Okay Rhett, here I am! - (silly voice) Hello, Lincoln!
- Hello! - Hey, if we're gonna make it through this
here winter, ye has to learn howeth to shooteth the deereth.
- (gasps) Thereth a bear! - Okay!
- Should we shooteth? - Useth your bareth hands. That's the test.
- Pew! Pew! Pew! - No, not like a gun, no.
- (crew laughs) - Pistols don't existeth yet.
- Oh. Gotta put some powder in it? - No, don't do that.
- Pow! - Useth your bareth hands to strangleth
- the beareth. - Okay. Oh, he's over here now.
- Ye can do-eth! - He's right offscreen.
- I've got him by the neck. - Oh, look at that.
- Can you hear him? He's making bear sounds. - That's-- no--
- And then-- oh! I got him. - That's not a bear. That's not a bear.
I got him. I threw him over there. I didn't wanna show him to anyone.
That was my brother. He's just very hairy.
[Captioned by Caitrin: GMM Captioning Team]