North Korea has claimed that it has successfully launched its largest
intercontinental ballistic missile the other day in the test run.
They did it on Thursday state media said that Kim guided the launch himself.
I mean, of course he probably came up with all of
the technology built it from scratch by hand.
I mean that's how this guy is.
He's superhuman.
Today, North Korea's Central News agency released
a 12 minute long propaganda video about this effort.
Here's some
of that
because it is
a cinematic
masterpiece.
[MUSIC]
Wow,
that is
impressive.
You can tell he's making all the decisions because he points here and then here.
But it's very decisive like here like this.
Yeah. And then he does the removing of
the sunglasses, classic, classic action hero move.
>> So I can't get enough of that video.
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
I agree Emma with Emma completely pointing is a sign that you're in command.
Even to random places that you never later show in the video.
Like we have no idea what he's pointing at.
But these goofballs that's all we're against the west etcetera.
But all they do is watch our extra movies and wrestling obviously like you're
supposed to climb on the top rope and then point Kim.
Okay, so and then I liked the checking of the watches.
I thought for sure that after they assiduously checked their watches.
That they were going to launch the missiles, right?.
Because man,
it is really important that they all checked their watches the same time.
It turns out the checking of the watch is was just so
that they would really slowly roll out the truck.
I was wondering if later in the video that truck ran over them,
because it was coming right behind them.
We have our resident.
They were pointing and checking their watches to know this as the,
as the truck just rolls over them slowly and kills them.
That's how it ended.
>> If the video had actually ended that way,
it would have literally been the funniest video ever made.
>> The leather jacket is what really gets me the leather jackets great.
And it's fun to make fun of it.
And I think like the craziest part of this is that it's even a part of the human
imagination.
That a mark of a nation's progresses is their military technology,
not how well the people are doing in that country.
Not if everyone is fed or housed or is happy, they have health care.
They're making scientific innovations that improve the quality of human life,
not foster the destruction of it.
Like I want to hype video of leaders around the world actually doing things
for people.
Although the leather jacket is nice.
>> Yeah, Jessica.
That's such a great point that I hadn't thought of like,
can you imagine a country where a leader comes in, and points to people and goes,
you get cancer treatment, you get cancer treatment, right?.
You get extra food, you get extra school supplies.
No, they're always pointing out missiles and
they're almost always men and they're almost always, you know what?.
Right?.
You got some sort of insecurity.
>> Yeah.
What could it be Jake?.
Do you want to elaborate or.
>> Golly gee.
I wonder what it is.
I'm looking at my watch.
There it is.
I'm finally launching a giant missile.
Trust me.
>> And you know what shape it is.
Right?.
>> Yeah, we're all familiar with to be fairly Kim Giano,
he didn't launch the missile he threw it.
That's how much of a legend he is.
>> He's got a rocket launcher for an arm.
They say that about certain quarterbacks but death.
Yeah, he's got the real, he puts Marino to shame because he can
throw a literal rocket with just his right arm.
Beautiful.
>> Well, we have that video, don't we?.
Emma.
>> [LAUGH].
Let me check.
>> [LAUGH] >> We need the behind the scenes footage.
I would just die for footage of that being created.
>> [LAUGH] All right, let's show the rocket launch.
>> Sorry.
>> [FOREIGN] [SOUND]
[MUSIC]
>> No, it's
there's I
just when I
thought it
couldn't get
any funnier Okay.
So what were they saying, bonzai?.
>> I don't know.
>> It sounded like it like, I don't mean to be offensive.
That's what it sounded like anyway.
So what's further hilarious is it turns out he doesn't even launch it.
It's like Rando is yelling like bombs on their the ones launching it.
And then later he looks like totally like with no power at all.
He's like looking out the window.
He can't even see.
It was like walking like in front of the missile and they're like,
we're gonna launch it.
Like I was thinking and he runs right and he gets inside a little camper and
then looks out the window and can't even see it.
>> I mean, you can tell the way they cut it to that.
They've watched a lot of kung fu movies, right?.
I mean that's part of what it is.
I think that was the aesthetic that I got with that zoom in there, right?.
>> Yeah, but watch watch this.
Okay, so the missile goes.
And then they finally sure Kim Jong and he's like where is it?.
Where is it?.
Goddammit, I missed it.
>> He's like a little kid at the zoo.
>> And then they hear back from the others and they're like the watches worked.
>> [LAUGH].
They are impeccable with keeping time.
We can give them that.
>> It's amazing.
I love the corded phone and the walkie talkies and the flag,
like we're at a race car track.
It's insane.
>> And I wondered too which actually launched a missile because there was like
3,4 different things.
Like there was all the guys in like a frat house all yelling.
It was like launch it did that launch it or
was it the flag like I know that they they actually pressed the button, right?.
But I don't know if the button guy was looking for the flag.
Or the Randalls cheering over there or Kim Jong un doing this out the window.
What actually caused him to press the button?.
We might never know.
>> It all had to be coordinated.
That's why they had to keep the time.
That is the mystery solved all at once.
They pressed it all at once.
Every the flag, the button, the Kim Jong un throwing it up.
Yeah, that's so all at the same time, simultaneous.
>> Yeah. Now I know that this all seems Kim Jong un
unbelievable to you, but it gets worse.
Not in this case, but I just want to point out two hilarious things that we every
time we do a North Korea story.
I forget if it was his dad or his grandfather, but
you want to talk about mythology.
They claimed that he had no anus.
>> [LAUGH].
All right.
>> But wouldn't that mean he's full of crap.
[LAUGH].
Right?. Like you got to get your mythology
right here.
Okay.
And then of course we can't do a North Korea story without
mentioning that Donald trump said that.
He fell in love with that guy, literally that guy,
not not symbolic with Kim Jong un and and he said that they exchanged love letters.
You can look up the quotes online.
He saw that we look at that guy, we think biggest jackass we've ever seen Donald
trump, looks at him goes, that's my boy.
That's a guy I could fall in love with.
>> How could you not?.
He's look at him, I mean he is a Hollywood star.
>> Wow. >> Jack, he's always looking fresh,
leather jacket, sunglasses.
Come on.
>> Yeah.
And the haircut with just this strand still there.
Right.
I mean the guy knows style Donald trump with a comb over and
they got a lot in common, both with tiny buttons and missiles.
Tons and tons in common.
And one of the reasons that Trump loved him so
much is he said it's amazing in North Korea.
When he walks in the room, everybody stands up and applauds,
yes, otherwise they'll be murdered.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right, so that was your fun yet
disastrous North Korea story.
Let's hope that they never actually use those missiles.
>> Yeah, we should, we could have gotten to that context, but
the video was just too fun.
So that just yes disclaimer, we hope they don't use them on Japan or
anywhere in the United States if they were never ever able to get that technology,
but doesn't seem close.
>> Yeah, the only silver lining there is that there is a 12% chance that they
actually hit that button, the missile goes up and
comes down right exactly where they are.