- Good morning guys, I hope you are having a beautiful day.
We are having an awesome day here in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Thank you, Chell.
Chell just brought me the most adorable headband
that one of you guys sent her, so thank you for that.
Today I'm gonna show you guys
my all time favorite pregnancy hack.
Cory found my pregnancy chair in the shed outside.
(sighs) I'm so excited, but before we do that
we have lots of stuff we need to get done.
Like you, you need clothes on, little lady. (laughs)
This just isn't right, I'm editing yesterdays vlog,
and I'm coming to get this 4k camera,
and look what's right next to it.
Guys, seriously are you kidding me right now?
No, too much, too much Mother Nature.
Freaky jumping spider.
Cory!
Cory took our eight legged friend outside.
The vlog is finished and posted.
If you haven't seen it go watch it,
I'll link it at the end of this video.
Because yesterday was Atlas's due date.
Obviously he is not here, I am still super-duper pregnant.
I had this idea earlier today actually
because Chell was 10 days late if you guys remember that.
So what I'm gonna do
in the video description of today's video,
and every video, probably until Atlas is born at least,
is link the video from when I was pregnant with Chell
and she was late.
So in the video description if you want to go take a blast
to the past there will be a link to the video
where I was officially past due with Chell by one day.
I love your headband, I love this thing that's happening.
Dada needs one too, yeah, put it on.
- Yay
- [Kristen] Yay, okay now she's ready to go outside.
- [Cory] All right lets go.
- We all have our headbands on.
Actually Cory told Chell to put one on
to get her hair out of her face
and then she was like, "Mama's too".
So I put this one on because it matches my shirt.
Then she said, "Dada's too.",
and handed him a pale pink one,
so he gets to wear that. (laughs)
- Do you want me to go get your chair?
- [Kristen] Yeah pretty headband man.
- Let's go get her chair.
Pretty headband.
Just being a dad, that's all.
This is weird it makes my hair look funny.
Oh this chair is so wet, she's gonna love it.
- [Kristen] What do you think of my chair?
- [Cory] It's got a hole in it, 'cause your mama's a genius
and thought of this idea back in Alaska.
- Don't.
Lay Down.
- [Kristen] Lay down?
Okay, oh if you insist.
- [Cory] Align the belly
- [Kristen] I know what's gonna happen.
- [Cory] Belly goes into the hole.
Is he gonna fit?
- [Kristen] He might not.
- [Cory] Oh look at that. (laughs)
(Kristen groaning)
Look at that.
- It's so nice.
- [Cory] That is so awesome, and look,
from this side she looks like she's not even pregnant.
It's just like, she's normal just lying on your stomach.
Pregnant women would die to have this.
This is a dream come true,
and this is just a Walmart chair that her and her dad cut.
And yeah, it's a really genius cheap hack.
(Chell mumbling)
- Yeah, it's amazing.
It is, I love it.
- [Cory] It's amazing.
(Chell mumbling)
Yeah.
- You're laying down.
- Uh huh, I'm laying down.
I never get to lie this way, Chell.
She's like, I don't get it.
(Cory laughing)
(Kristen sighing)
(Chell mumbling)
You want to lay down?
Okay Chell gets to lay down.
- [Cory] (laughs) I'm gonna see how this works out.
- (chuckles) I don't know where she's gonna lay.
- [Cory] (laughs) She's gonna fall through it.
Oh, you're going to lay on that side?
- That is smart, good place to lay.
- [Cory] Yeah, smart thinking.
- I'm on my way down.
- [Cory] I remember being a kid on these things
and either just falling off one side or just.
- I know.
- [Cory] Completely falling through the holes.
That's kind of a big hole to fall through.
- It is.
- [Cory] That's like a hole you'd make a potty through.
Oh we should put a potty in there for you, Chell.
- Oh no it's my chair - Then you can bathe
in the sun and potty.
- My chair, my chair.
- [Cory] Okay, it's mama's chair.
What are you gonna do after you have the baby?
- I don't know but my belly itches after being in the grass.
(laughing)
- [Cory] Look at the perfect little ,
I don't know if you guys can she it,
there's a little indent of a belly.
I love this so much
- I do too.
- [Cory] I'm gonna miss you being pregnant.
- Really?
- [Cory] Mmhmm.
- Maybe we'll have to have a third.
- [Cory] I think I'm happy with two.
I mean if number three happens, then number three happens.
- Yeah.
- [Cory] I think it's beautiful.
Kristen is the most beautiful mommy.
- I do love being pregnant which is why
I think Atlas is gonna wait till June to come.
- [Cory] You're saying June?
- Yeah.
- [Cory] I'm gonna say, you know what I don't know,
I'm going to say whenever he wants to come
'cause at this point I just don't know.
- I think he likes being in there
and I like him being in there.
- [Cory] Yeah, well you're glowing.
- Thanks.
- [Cory] And I love it so much and I love how much. (laughs)
That doesn't even look real.
It looks so fake, it's hilarious.
- It's so comfortable.
- [Cory] Like look at that, this is all baby,
all of it, this is all baby.
How do you think he feels?
Do you think he's super comfortable?
- Maybe.
- [Cory] I wonder.
- I mean I feel pretty comfortable and he's not complaining.
- [Cory] No, he's not moving around.
- As long as he doesn't flip around in there.
- [Cory] Yeah, what if it pulls him out of position?
- Well now I don't want to lay like this.
- [Cory] No, you're fine.
Well you did that with Chell and Chell was fine.
- That's true, Chell came out.
- [Cory] Yeah, Chell came out just fine.
She wasn't breach or anything weird.
Alright let's see you try to get up out of it now.
(laughing) You've been there for a while.
You can lay back down.
I just want to see how you do this.
What's the method?
- I'm ready to get up.
I don't know because I don't want to flip over.
- [Cory] Yeah, you don't want to flip over, that would suck.
- I feel like a freaking cow or something.
- [Cory] You're not a cow.
(grunting)
Just step out, bang look at that.
- Made it.
(laughing)
- [Cory] Airplane.
Crash.
(Chell laughs)
- [Kristen] Hi
- [Cory] Hi.
- [Kristen] What are you doing upside down girl?
Are we upside down?
(Chell mumbling)
Hi.
(laughing)
- [Cory] I'm sorry but I've never seen this view.
- Don't laugh at me.
- [Cory] This is such a funny view, guys look at this.
- This is how I'm gonna give birth.
(groans) No, not really.
No, no.
- [Cory] (laughs) This is the most amazing thing
I've seen in a long time.
Pat mama's belly.
No, don't. (laughs)
Don't pat Mama's belly.
Oh my gosh.
- Hi.
- [Cory] Where are we going, what are we doing?
Are we gonna run around the tree?
Go around and around and around.
- [Kristen] We need to figure out
as part of our outdoor projects these lights and stuff.
- [Cory] These lights are crazy dude.
Okay so this I guess used to be
a really awesome setup for all the trees.
They had epic Christmas lights here.
But the cords and stuff,
or the lines they're all just mixed up.
There's a power box over there under those trees
and there's a power box over there
but there's no telling where they go to.
They're off though.
- It would be awesome to have our trees lit.
That'd be so pretty
- Yeah, it would.
What we need to do though
for our next big project is the fences.
We want to fence in these yards so the kids can play
and stuff and we don't have to worry about it.
- I wanna fence in the front.
We have talked about this
like a dozen times on the vlog before,
but I want to fence that off because when the mailman
and stuff comes to deliver packages they just speed up
our driveway and I don't want Chell to be running across.
And then we're gonna fence in an area for Penny
in the back and fence in Penny's area for the kids.
- Yeah.
- Fences.
- We have to get a new place for Penny,
especially because we don't want
to have poop in the nice area that we like to sit,
we want to have the poop in a place we don't like.
So we're thinking behind the house by the air conditioners,
because it's so loud, it's obnoxious.
Over here, Chell.
There's a lot of sticks over there we have to pick up.
Come on lets go this way.
Over here.
This backyard, right now this is where
our dog goes to the bathroom
and there's not much yard so all of that pee and poo
just kinda piles up right here
and we can't sit out and just like enjoy it.
- It's the only covered area we have outside too.
- It is, and we're not even really taking care of it
because we rarely use it because it smells kinda bad.
Here's what we're going to do.
I'm gonna run this way
so you guys can see everything.
We're gonna extend this thing out.
We're gonna get a nice little white picket fence,
probably like four feet tall or something like that,
and then it's gonna come out, what were we saying,
like 16 feet from the house or something?
- [Kristen] Yeah.
- Yeah, about 16 feet from the house
and it's gonna be super nice 'cause we can let the kids out,
we're gonna probably get some new grass in here,
'cause I don't know if we're gonna keep this specific grass.
- The poop grass?
- Yeah, no more poop grass.
We're gonna have some really nice kid friendly grass,
and then that way we can just sit,
relax and let the kids do their thing.
And you can lay around in your lawn chair.
- I've been carrying it around with me as we walk.
- [Cory] Oh jeez, I shoulda carried that for you,
I'm too busy.
- No, did you see how I was carrying it?
It worked really well.
- [Cory] What'd you do, just put it on your belly and walk?
- That's exactly what I did. (laughs)
- I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't paying attention,
but I want to see it now.
- I just hold it like this.
- [Cory] Oh okay. (laughs)
It's like you don't have to do that much work.
Hey, maybe this will help you go into labor.
It's downward pressure.
See, look, it's like an even little downward pressure.
- With my arms through here.
- [Cory] Where's she going?
- Chell, Chell come back.
I can't chase after you girl.
- [Cory] Hey, do the lost Travolta.
(laughing)
Oh, you know what we need to do?
We need to put some wings on that.
So you could be like a pregnant mama or something.
Oh you look like a plane right now.
- A plane!
- [Cory] Look, Chell, mama's a plane.
Just don't run too fast.
- I'm like a bomber, I don't know what kind of plane I am.
One with a big cargo hold.
- When are you gonna drop that thing? (laughs)
I love too, how her shirts aren't even fitting anymore.
This is a maternity shirt she's wearing.
It doesn't fit.
She's just, yeah.
- [Kristen] I'm really, really pregnant.
- [Cory] You are very pregnant.
(imitates plane engine) Crash.
What was that?
She's still flying.
It's okay, she's got this under control.
Chell, come back here, Chell, where are you going?
- [Kristen] Pick up all the sticks.
- [Cory] I know, I know but I wasn't expecting her
to actually help me pick up all the sticks.
By the way, there's the tree that blew over
from the windstorm we had, was it yesterday?
- [Kristen] Yeah.
- Gosh, just knocked that thing down.
That's so crazy.
It's funny Grangie was telling me,
she's like, it's fun having these storms and all that stuff,
but you kind of appreciate when they don't come your way.
And I kind of understand what she means by that now,
because look at this mess I get to clean up.
- [Kristen] Did we have a beaver move in?
- It was a very big beaver that stayed the night.
No, this is gonna be a huge mess.
I hope we have some more huge turtles.
- [Kristen] Yeah.
- They did a really great job of clearing that out though.
That was full of sticks and stuff, now it's perfectly clear.
Oh, and check out all my new trees.
These are trees that I've been letting grow
and they're getting so big.
These are more pecan trees I believe
'cause these are pecan trees and I just assume.
Let's have a look at this tree over here,
see how the crack's doing.
Ooph.
Yeah, look at that crack dude, it's getting deeper.
I feel like it is just opening up.
Oh and that's not good,
there's mold getting into it.
There's a ton of it right there
and you can kind of see it in the inside.
And then right up here, right in the middle of the screen,
you can see some of it growing in the inside there.
That's just gonna spread.
(sighs) Man, I don't want to lose that tree,
it's such a big one.
Got a stick?
You gonna throw that in the water.
I'd like to see you try.
There you go, that's much easier to throw in the water.
I'll get you some more.
Help you out.
These things are hard dude.
Super hard.
I don't know what they are.
Okay come throw 'em in the water.
I'll set 'em right there for you.
- Another one.
- Yeah, another one.
She has more fun with that.
- [Cory] Yeah.
- Love it.
- These are little dandelions.
Do you want to see the big ones?
We got some big dandelions over there.
No joke, they're like that big.
- [Kristen] Wow.
- I've never seen dandelions like it before.
- [Kristen] Let's go see.
- [Cory] So we have a field on the side of our house
over here opposite the creek,
and our neighbor doesn't really mow it very often,
but I love it because look at all
these wildflowers that show up.
Like these are pretty common, I forget what they're called,
but they're beautiful and then we got these white flowers.
Where are they at?
Actually here's some yellow flowers,
some beautiful wild yellow flowers.
And there's a huge snake.
Woah, check this guy out!
He's rattling his tail, guys.
It doesn't have a rattle on it, but that's a big snake.
Oh my gosh I want to see him.
I'm keeping my distance though.
He's not coiled up.
He's not gonna do anything to me.
But maybe I shouldn't be walking around in this brush.
I really want to get him.
There's his head, there's his head.
Look at him, there he is.
Wow, look at this guy.
Look how big he is.
Look at this guy.
See he's trying to get away,
he's not gonna hurt me or anything like that.
Wow!
His eyes are spherical.
- [Kristen] So what's that mean?
- Not venomous.
See over there, a snake.
You don't want to go near snakes.
You can look at 'em, they're beautiful,
but you keep your distance.
- Part of me wants to see the snake,
but I also know I can't run very fast right now,
so I don't want to go see the snake.
I'll just look from afar.
I'll look back.
You know when this vlog comes out,
I'll watch it and see the snake.
- [Cory] Yeah there you go.
- [Kristen] Cory.
- What?
- [Kristen] Get out of the grass.
- All right, I'll leave him be.
Such a cool snake though.
Alright, snake's gone,
I'm gonna keep a snake stick with me just in case.
Here's another wildflower I want to show you guys.
'Cause these are so cool, all these wildflowers.
Look at that.
How beautiful is that?
Then we got these guys, those are beautiful.
There it is!
Look at that bad boy.
That is what I call a dandelion.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, that is the biggest dandelion
I have ever seen.
Let's get this guy.
- Whoa!
- [Cory] Look at that dandelion.
- [Kristen] Oh my goodness.
- [Cory] That's gonna take you a couple tries
to get all those things off.
- [Kristen] That is beautiful.
- [Cory] Isn't it?
- I have never seen one that big.
(laughing)
Yeah, wow.
- [Cory] The size of the seeds.
- Yeah, that's amazing.
Wow.
Blow.
(laughs) They won't come off, huh?
Wow.
- So I know a lot of you guys right now
are probably thinking, oh my god,
why didn't you get rid of that snake?
It's gonna hurt somebody.
That snake is not gonna hurt anybody.
I know snakes well enough.
I'm not gonna say I'm a snake expert,
but I do know that that snake was not poisonous.
And that was called a rat snake.
There's a lot of rat snakes here in Oklahoma.
You don't want to kill rat snakes here
because they help you a lot.
They take down the mice population, the rats,
the little critters that can get into your house
and do a lot of really bad things.
So yeah, I just let him be.
I didn't necessarily want to
pick him up and play with him,
I wanted to properly identify him,
so that I could see his head,
so that I could see the markings on his body
and that's what I was doing in the grass.
So it's night time
and the grass is twinkling with fireflies.
Look how many there are, that's amazing.
I can't say I've ever seen so many.
It's like they're just...
they're getting more and more and more every night.
I could just sit here and watch this forever.
It's beautiful.
Wow.
I love this so much.
Sparta's watching with me, you probably hear him purring.
I think he likes it too,
that or he likes the fact
that I'm just sitting looking out a window
and he's just petting on me.
Wow, this is fantastic.
- Well guys, it is way past my bedtime
so we're gonna say goodbye.
Thanks for hanging out with us.
We'll see you in the next one.
Bye.
- That's a smile.
- Can't really smile.