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This week's Music Mondays is odd-home edition
with U-Kiss DoraDora.
U-Kiss is finally back from their very successful trip to Japan
We haven't covered their video since Tick Tack
but we can see some things haven't changed.
They've still got some of the strangest rooms ever
In 'Tick Tack' Gi Seob used to superhuman man strength
to trash their place.
But this time U-Kiss was responsible for painting their own rooms
and they consequently trash their place
by blowing up a basket filled with paint cans
and they spray paint the hell out of the place.
I don't know why
but I blame the UBLI
You look like a fire starter.
They also spray painted the wall
got more paint on the white couch they needed entire room combined
who thought painting a room with an uncovered white couch would be a good idea
and then some how got 12 paint buckets were paint on their pants alone
But not a freakin' drop on their pure white shirts
HOW?
What?
I can't even..
We often complained about K-POP boy brand sharing the same girlfriend
but I think this is going to be the first time we are going to complain
about a K-pop boy band all sharing
the same single bed and a single couch
They all like take turns like lying in the bed one at a time to rest up
and the others takes turn clinging to the ceiling
and squishing up in the corner trying to get some rest
C'mon U-Kiss's manager
They are K-POP idols
We saw billboard of their pictures in Japan
You can afford a bigger room
and an interior decorator
more than one bed
or at least a snuggling rocking chair
your feng shui is totally out of balance
and I'm pretty sure your bed was glued to the wall
(that's not how you're suppose to use a bed!!)
But looking at U-Kiss' awkward sets
we are beginning to think that
maybe there is a more serious situation happening
U-Kiss
might in fact,
be homeless
It all makes sense
in 'Manmanhani they were dancing in a alleyway
and in 'Shut up' they were dancing in a subway station
in "0330" it wasn't really their studio
but Mr.Brohoho's studio.
and in 'Neverland' they were just in frozen meat locker
and after being discovered and kicked out of security
they fled to Japan
and hid in an abandon construction sight
which U-Kiss decide to destroy using
his man-strength
And here it might look like they finally have a nice apartment to themselves
but look closely
only one person is sleeping at a time
Why?
Because they are keeping a watch out for the security guard
to there to kick them out for squatting
I come to oppifany
Dear God
Hello my name is Ms. Sahsangphan
Today U-Kiss faces a new dire situation
Kissmes,
we can't continue to allow U-Kiss to live in such squatting conditions
sleeping on the ceiling
leaning up against walls
and floating on a bizarre 90degree angle bed
is no way for U-Kiss to live
If you got a bedroom to spare
then you can line U-Kiss,
PLEASE
head on to eatyourkimchi.com/help-ukiss-find-a-home
and you can fill out a little form
to make a donation to open up your home and your bedroom
to a U-Kiss member
Don't have an extra bedroom?
it can't be arranged for you and U-Kiss member to spoongy
But remember
taking care of U-Kiss K-POP idol is not a joke
They need to be danced twice a day
provided with extremely unique looking clothing
and you must always keep your eyes wide open for onset signs
of FJS
Remember Kissmes,
you have the power to provide U-Kiss
with a home and bed to live in
Please make your donation now
and you can taking care of U-Kiss member as soon as next week
Thank you for your time
As for the song itself,
I've gotta be honest
(Simon) When are we not honest
True
The song not really grab our attention as much
as like 'Tick Tack' or 'Neverland' did
We don't dislike this song
but in fact we really like the chorus
But it did take a couple listens to
for me to kind of get into it
while Neverland and 'Tick Tack' were like
instantaneously hits in my mind
and we like ran in the house and singing
and doing all the crazy dance moves
This same thing happened to me with 2NE1
'Can't Nobody' and 'I'm the Best' just blew my mind away
but when 'Ugly' came out I didn't love this song
but didn't dislike this song
but didn't just grab me like the other two songs did.
'Neverland' and 'Tick Tack' were lot more more explosive and high energy
while this song is lot more laid back
and shows U-Kiss being more ticked off and less interested
rather than
BOOM SHAW POW
All up in your face
Also I've gotta say this
I know a lot of you are not gonna agree with me with on this one right here
I think it was ELI
but that super high pitched
"I hate you"
really caught me off guard
I would have expected something more angry or more aggressive
rather than whiny or high-pitched
Even though the song didn't really do it for us
We are happy to see U-Kiss is changing up their style
and willing to experiment with different sounds
Since this song doesn't really fit into the typical K-POP mould
Now normally I'm okay with U-Kiss's fashion
but I wasn't really a fan of it in this video
I do like all the new hair styles and all the new color changes
especially AJ's new hair
looking good
Also I loved Kevin's baggy pants which was combines with the red cons
and I didn't actually mind the table cloth that he was wearing
but beside that outfit
I'm not really a fan of tight, white,leathery outfits on guys
It's not my thing
One last thing I want to mention
because it makes me feel special
It's that couch for one more time
we looked really closely at it
U-Kiss drew and wrote all over it
They wrote their name a bunch of times
they wrote their fan group name
they drew a scenario of city scape being attacked by a godzilla
and defended by a super human robot thingy
and the sky says dollar
Fine that's all artsy and confusing
But you know what isn't confusing?
See all the triangles drawn on the right side?
Oh Yeah... you see that?
one of them actually looks like an one angled triangle
In fact i think it might be able to calculate the hypotenuse for it
I think we can all tell what happened there
AJ, you drew that picture for me, didn't you?
Don't worry,
you don't have to deny your r squared pi for me
don't say anything
message received
Trigonometry for life!!!!
Well, aren't you fan girls and fan boys pleased with the dance in this video
I see you all at home replaying the video moments
waiting for the moment
where the shirt comes up a little up above of the abs
oh I see you
pleased are you,
well This is a hump? well this is not a hump
It's actually an opposite hump and it's combined with some
manhandle yourself
creating what I'd like to call
the OH MY effect, get it?
Because when you watch the video for the first time
and when they do that part
when you all like
OH MY !!!
Now here it with EATYOURKIMCHI
we are always looking for new dances to add to our reporter
for W.A.N.K ing and F.A.PF.A.Ping
We have the Wondergirls swan dance and
SHINEE sherlock dance
and now I think we found ourselves
the U-Kiss OH MY dance
(dancing)
On second thought,
I think we will leave that dance to the professionals
(Simon) We are professionals.
professionally awesome
professionally sexy
As the English of the song we have to say
(Martina) Oh Simon, no
5 out of 5
It's great
We have to complaints
making good use of your English speakers
as you write for you should
I'm glad that you finally kicked Mordney out of the band
very nicely done
Last week, we asked you which song you liked to listen to
when you are lonely
2NE1's 'Lonely' or SISTAR's 'Alone'
and the winner was
super duper 2NE1
I'm really sorry that putting SISTAR against 2NE1
I thought that people would like
take the song into a fact that like
"Oh this song makes me more happy when I'm lonely"
but every one was just like "2NE1"
and they didn't really think it over
and i think I dropped 2NE1
I hope they are not mad at me
For this week's odd-home edition
we asked which K-POP band you rather be housemates with
U-Kiss and their anti-gravity room in 'DoraDora'
or MBLAQ's in their emo gas station in 'MonaLisa'
leave your votes in the comments or
on our Facebook poll, and we'll announce the winners next week!
Also if there is a band you want us see to reviews for next week's Music Monday
I think the Girls Generation's sub unit is going to come out
but we still didn't' review B.A.P's Power yet
You have one place, only one place to vote
Head on over to eatyourkimchi.com/kpopchats
and put in your votes right there
and only there because that is the only place that matters
It's giveaway time!!!
We are giving away two U-KISS's albums to lucky subscribers
One for our awesome Youtube subscribers
and a second one for our twitter followers
Oh what?.. You are not subscribed with us yet?
Oh then I guess that only means one thing
NO U-KISS album for you
For our Youtube subscribers,
answer the following skilled-testing question in the comments below
Why would you make the ideal candidate for having a U-KISS member sleep in your house
Please remember that our audiences is all of rates
so try to keep your ovarians and brovarians checked
I'm not sure brovarian is a real word
Leave your answers in the comment section below
and good luck
For our Twitter followers
Head on to our website, eatyourkimchi.com
and retweet the link for this post
we are choosing from our random twitter follower
and we will announce the winners during the next week Music Monday
good luck everyone
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Take it away Spudgy
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