all right y'all i have returned back from the fiery pits of madonna's crotch i'm sorry i'm sorry
speaking of that did anyone else see that jimmy kimmel clip like i feel kind of bad for jimmy
like this man was not prepared for her flashing the entire audience
they ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you
just can't get into it because they would never understand like imagine your grandma doing this
yeah i was not ready for today really awkward anyways i guess i'm gonna talk
about some more shitty anime we'll be talking about visual prison
foreshadow everyone's favorite musical anime with very attractive male leads
psych i'm not a teenage girl
i'm an adult i watch a very intellectual adult anime oh yes we'll be diving deeper into easter
another asakai shown at the top of my seasonal anime charts to now being the gum that sticks
on the bottom of a dumpster behind a taco bell that's also located in detroit
this anime had a solid two good episodes and decent progression with the first and second main
girl but then quickly spiraled out of control after he agreed to literally everything man
i should have known what direction this anime was gonna go after i seen his black coat
you know using the same colors and character model as the dollar tree izakaya protagonist strike dodo
butter i'ma warn my younger audience with spoilers oh no still i'mma warn you if you're not used to
a having a predictable main lead b your protagonist is having a hammer for no reason
c having half of that harem become furries nice episode one so it starts out with a protagonist
foreshadowing his situation then cuts to him being alone in a cave with a redhead
looking pretty exposed how exposed you might ask as much as your favorite only fans girl she is
bad though how bad you might be asking i'm talking rhea's grim real bad i like it but not season one
two or three but season four no which is still a top 20 all time anyways we get to see his past
to right before he gets transported and bro he was just straight down bad like so basically
starts out like hunger games but with teams and guess who wasn't getting picked this guy
it's like being picked last for like a pickup basketball game
or for dodgeball day his classmates got all the cool powers and did not want to pick him but to
be honest kids in every generation are [ __ ] even when all they had for toys were twigs and rocks
these are the type of kids to be throwing those rocks but to be fair he was smelly like let's
be honest here if i'm getting transported to another world where i don't know much about it
i don't know how dangerous it could be and we got to pick teams basically
who am i going to pick last they still are [ __ ] though for this
but this part is kind of justified this man gets roasted all day and is crying so much
i would call this boy madorio like this man straight [ __ ] huh he said the name the title
so after he finds the nut a monkey steals it then they start to worship it or something
so he steals them back and starts to gobble these nuts like they're the most tastiest thing on the
earth then he throws up because nuts were not meant to be gobbled hey yo okay so one of the
monkeys catches him and then runs the fade and right when he's about to die right he gets saved
it's just this man is so musty it ko's the monkey like have you ever heard of soap my guy like
i know this saved your life but you know there's a [ __ ] lake nearby right
soap did exist in your time the urine did exist at your time cologne
lotion can kind of help too see i don't want to justify these kids like bullying him but this
man was musty for a long ass time so long story short because he ate these nuts he loses weight
there's a joke there to be made but i don't want to make it and then comes across a red gorilla who
wants him wait did this gorilla just thrust the air oh yeah he lost yeah he freaking lost this
scene looks directly how i think the first day of prison would go don't waste no [ __ ] soap in here
i'm finished don't drop the soap episode so the gorilla is trying to be a housewife apparently
and is all on him he rejects her but the anime was really trying to push this romance
down my throat and i didn't appreciate it he escapes and she finds him in a cave
this op cave monster paladin comes up the gorilla sacrifices their life the gorilla dies he gets
all mad over the death and then the skeleton is asking the same question i am did you and
that gorilla actually the skeleton doesn't get to finish it he's like yes that's right i did
and my head is just really not able to process what's going on at this point he then follows that
up with actually beating the skeleton which if you watch the actual anime makes no sense so you're
telling me this guy beats this legendary paladin skeleton whatever that's been kicking people's
asses for generations this skeleton has kicked so much ass they had to make stories of legend for
him you're telling me he just beat him but little to no training i'll be honest nothing he ate some
nuts and that was it nah i call [ __ ] i call [ __ ] he died with one hits bruh and then the gorilla
turned into season four re-experimenting episode three so riaz finally puts on some clothes and and
he starts to look like an easter protagonist with his coat on they go to the guild and i don't know
we're gonna talk about this but so when they walk in you see whatever this is you have
this guy eating glass in the corner you have a guy behind him literally talking like a baby
and the guy next to him being gray from fairy tales and then you have this nasty guild leader
who puts all important information in a speedo but they wind up staying cause rhys is like they look
like they're having fun that that's it and say she's just like yeah we should stay this is not a
good reason to stay guys you can find other people having fun or better yet you know worry about your
own happiness is not a reason to stay the episode ends with these guys trying to take his cheeks so
a couple of things right the gale leader regularly does not stop this [ __ ] from happening right at
all in fact no one tries to stop this at all you just gonna let them do that to your boy but these
doormats just laugh it off and they're like uh so how about that membership [ __ ] your membership
like if any of these characters were in this animate how do you think this anime would go
dog [ __ ] characters already um then we meet altria who has his unlucky backstory
all her friends are dead push her to the edge out of all the characters in his anime
she's actually the most semi-normal i see seiji is still wearing that musty ass coat
bruh this guy has been wearing this coat for like three days straight and we know you'd be smelly
bro and i know you don't like using soap anyways ultra steps on the trap and is sent to a dungeon
where they're separated but before we roll right into the scene or this idea right
she definitely had enough time to not be in this trap they had enough time to like
scream out her name and then dash over to go get her she could have just you know walked out of it
okay and then they have that scene in sao where like the kid opens up the chest that's obviously
a trap but he's a dumb ass kid so he opens up the chest but in this case the chest fell into like
some type of deep depression because no one opened it i feel kind of bad for the chest i'll be honest
episode five they find altria almost dead basically seiji beats the boss and altria
falls for him ultra then starts acting like a tsundere and then starts running away from him um
and then we put a ring on her finger which in any culture means um
what kids comment down below episode 6 he wants to get information so he goes to the guild
again i don't know why he's still here but he's here i'm sure there are actually more
qualified people he could be talking to around this area but hey whatever
um they tell him to go to the library and this guy gives him a map straight from the pits of hell
a map smelling like dirty bald sweat in a hot summer day marinated with a touch of spray-on tan
this man could have just given him goddamn directions i saw the map after he gave it to him
it was literally like a straight [ __ ] line it's stupid this man is just straight up disrespecting
him at this point in his face like a normal person would have just not taken this guy so
of course a protagonist just takes it instead of asking anyone else for directions or i don't know
figuring out for himself like i said this guy just goes with whatever is being thrown at him
doesn't think about anything so he meets a furry and then goes to a cafe tells a random stranger
his problems and they tell him how proposes work in his country i.e normal proposes and he's like
and then he's like i already have someone and he's like oh what should i do and the wise old man
tells him why not marry them both and then he marries them both and we get that whole
congratulations scene from evangelia this was literally like the biggest [ __ ] you to the
audience go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ]
yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ]
yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself go [ __ ] yourself thank you
all episode 7 again this guy is just asking to get punched and then he goes to buy a horse
why does he buy a [ __ ] horse there's there's really no reason for him to buy the [ __ ] horse
there's no reason for me to be here why does he buy the horse because he's a doormat he does
whatever he's told and just goes along with it there was literally no need for it that's nasty
and then he takes another dirty ass map from this man why are you asking where it came from you know
the answer to this question but you're still going to take it cause you's a [ __ ] but here's the
thing he had a choice between a dragon a sentient horse with attitude or a stupid deer look at him
you know this thing is a special breed of stupid this deer is so stupid it forgot how to breathe
i'm sorry but but how are they able to breed if they too stupid even breed bars that's literally
natural selection how are you able to sell them who's buying these horses who's buying them
so him and the talking horrors have some type of special bond like in shrek and they win the race
episode eight oh yeah and cuz he wins the race the horse turns into like an attractive girl the anime
got so many furries in it i'm starting to think i'm watching b stars then his wife finds this new
girl in his dressing room and correctly beats his ass one finds out that sarah is actually a
gorilla and lune was a horse i don't know how you would feel if your husband has a thing for animals
would that make you an animal so because he won the race right he meets the valkyrie knights and
the captain and the valkyrie captain is basically like some type of celebrity um there's no real
good character arc for her i don't know and then we come back to his only other friend from the
other world mainly his senpai who's getting harassed i have a lot of problems with this
like at first they just want to beat her up which you know it's kind of weird you want to go beat up
a girl but all right whatever which yeah that's the thing all right let's break down the scene
these two are letting him corner her right like some punks making her take action before even
stepping in like hey yo you too close right now you know you're too close no nothing this entire
first seed is coming across like the first episode of goblin slayer i'm talking like the kidnap arc
of assassination guy i'm talking season 2 of game like i'm talking that scene in tokyo avengers
like you know the whole reason the turf war even started in the first place and if you don't get
any of those references it's probably better that you don't know the episode ends with an intruder
getting into the castle episode nine he finds the intruder who's like this lolly furry girl
wait let me see i count one two three furries up to the point he beats her off camera
like the amount of time they spit on this fight scene is shorter than like the intro song like it
makes sense you know if you like had to fight your little brother and they told you don't hold back
and you didn't but i don't know how they're trying to make me believe that this kid was able to get
into this castle get to the king you know fight a grown-ass man who is supposed to be the strongs
in the kingdom who's also a grown ass man i'm sorry i'm sorry things are just not making sense
so anyways he saves the king from this curse that no one has ever been able to heal so of
course he just wings it and cures him and then they've let this kid just go i'm sorry but what
i'm not i'm not looking for the harshness of punishment but i've seen a kid tortured
for less boss if you haven't seen this video then you won't you just would not just know
okay then back to these guys with one of the worst dialogue scenes i've really heard in a long time
okay so this king is being evil for the sake of just being evil like there's no real reason for
him being evil he's just he's just evil all right like the demons and the humans have been fighting
and really beefing for like no reason at all and like the demons are kind of just like cool like
you know not trying to beef no more and the king's just like nah i just wanna i'm gonna go kill some
more demons or whatever and he wants to turn these heroes into his puppets and then after that we get
these three trying to redo healer this girl trust me there's so much of just like weird
[ __ ] that happens in the scene that i'm just it i have to do a double take to make sure i'm
seeing are you reading this correctly all right so episode 10. so this woman gets stabbed by these
knights why you might be asking not prejudice um this guy rightfully wants to get revenge
then he calls the head knight a coward and a puppet i had the coward part
he said puppet for sure and this guy's like no i'm not a puppet no sir you are a puppet so
you're knowingly right know of the problems of this country and there are pretty big problems
being in a position to actually stop these problems or you know or stop the scheming of
the king but no you go along with it and help it in a way allowing prejudice based actions
by your own nights to happen regularly sending these innocent kids to their death essentially
allowing some of them to be enslaved so yes sir you are a puppy episode 11 okay so i'm gonna be
honest here i don't know what's really happening in episode 11 at this point so on one hand they're
being attacked why i don't know like like i said there's really no reason for this to be happening
and on the other hand his senpai is being ostracized at this academy
why because she's strong i guess which is kind of weird you see the reason why it's
weird is because her classmates are also heroes that were transported to this world
in other shows they would respect this or respect her for something like this for being strong
in this same show they literally have that mindset of thinking the entire time they literally have an
example like this in the show of them respecting the strong they did it two times they did it
literally with the valkyrie captain and with the other students at the beginning so i don't know
what logic they're applying now at this point it's just really stupid also they got rid of the two
guys that were like with her the entire time that no one really cares about because they didn't do
anything episode 12. um so this is technically not been animated yet but i'ma tell you anyways what
happens because i read the manga um so to say she becomes a teacher um he has to deal with students
bullying each other um let's see in this school teachers aren't allowed to actually do anything
like disciplinary actions they're like oh it looks bad on the kingdom if the heroes are
bullying each other and we take action against them no it doesn't it looks like you're making
them stay accountable for their actions so stupid logic um even though i'm saying that it still
sounds like the best episode so far just because none of the episodes have actually been good
alright final review of the show um this show this anime is dog [ __ ] when you apply basic
thinking to what's going on like not everything is bad about it but it's still a one out of five
including when you add the fan service and remove the fan service it's a one out of five like it's
as bad as spirit chronicles it was for me but worse cause they didn't have any good action
scenes like at all that i liked like not one the characters are terrible um the best ones are karen
and altria but they're still both not good like i tried liking zarya with her airhead ass but
i just can't do it she just says very predictable dialogue and feels like she's like regurgitating
the same dialogue it's really like she's not a real person at all like she feels like
she's plastic which really is unfortunate because i did like the first two episodes
but what's even worse is that i found the manga's art style to be really good like it was easy
to read it was pleasant for beginners so i can understand why it might have been a popular manga
but like it just does not translate to an anime unfortunately it's one of those categories but
i promise you right if you think this is a good anime watch literally anything else
there are literally a thousand better enemies in this i'm not even like exaggerating i'm not even
joking i'm not even joking i would rather watch the first 10 minutes of dragon ball evolution
i would rather watch the first four episodes of visual prison
i would rather watch all of cheap magician at least they had better animation once
i realized what the characters were just was not fun also i don't need you to recap
him kissing a freaking gorilla every episode i don't get to actually watch the anime until
three minutes in and can he stop wearing the same damn hoodie i still take a bath