dear mum
i lost my job
sorry I haven't written in a while
I have been really busy
yeah, getting fired
things started out really great for me mum
i found a job in a payroll office, it was pretty great
I got regular shifts, payslips every week
I even had in-trays
a stapler and pens
as many as i wanted
Is this where I get my payroll paperwork?
Yes it is, now there are three forms: the tax file declaration,
ah, the superannuation, now we can pay into your fund,
but if you have got your own we can certainly pay into that.
and lastly the Fairwork information statement.
Thankyou.
I imagined myself working there for a hundred years
Is this where I get my tax file number?
Declaration, yep and super.
Super?
Ah, annuation.
and family information, statement here it is.
♫Tax file number♫
♫Superannuation♫
♫Fairwork♫
♫statement♫
♫that's all you need♫
♫Tax file number declaration♫
♫Super, superannuation♫
♫Fairwork information statement♫
♫that's all you need♫
♫Tax file number declaration♫
♫Super, super♫
♫annuation, fair work information statement, that's all you need.♫
♫ We got a tax file number situation ♫
♫ right here around the nation, fair work information too ♫
♫ They call it annuation but it's super to you.
♫
You better wake up, you better wake up.
Wake up.
Yogi?
Wake up.
Yogi?
Yogi, wake up.
You are expected to work at work
So mum, that's how i lost my first job
in a probation period they can just let you go.
Apparently sleeping wasn't
part of my job description so they told me to work out the week you not to come back
i hope you know disappointed in me mum.
Honestly it was a bit bit boring
so i started thinking
maybe a bit more of an outdoors type
Excuse me ma'am i'm providing a lawn mowing service in your area today.
Right.
So, for fifteen dollars can I tidy up your lawn.
It's the same price as a one movie ticket or four loaves of bread
Only for today it's our introductory offer
Well, alright, you have caught me at a good time
excellent
I'll need to borrow your lawn mower.
i don't think so.
If you are going to mow my lawn you have to provide your own mower.
I don't have...
And what about insurance?
Have you got insurance?
And work cover?
I can't be liable.
if you have an accident, it's not my responsibility
and what about payment you to give me a text invoice and a ABN
what about GST?
Are you even registered for GST?
My brother got in trouble with the tax office and i don't want that and you don't either.
He didn't put in his quarterly BAS statements.
And he got hauled over the rails.
I know a good accountant, if you need one.
Mum I lost my second job.
i lost it before I even started
but I learnt that to mow a lawn
you have to run the business frodo
He says just to call him Mandy.
He's a bit of an idiot
but pays me cash at the end of the day
and i haven't had to fill out any of that annoying paperwork.
hey, I really need my car washed.
Ten dollars an might not see much but it's okay until I find something better.
Hey Yogi, get over here.
This lady's in a hurry
We'll take good care of it for you.
That broke two metacarpals.
the hospital told me my employer would cover the costs
so when i brought the bills to Mandy
All he said to me was: I never saw you before in my life, I never saw you before in my life.
I have never seen you before in my life, like a parrot.
he didn't even pay from a day's work
I discovered the problem, it's illegal to work cash in hand
somebody said I should dob him in
i think i'll look into that
so mum
that so i lost my job's all three of them
and i could really do with some money if you can afford it I mean
and i need it now more than ever because i met this really cute girl
and i think she likes me
are you done?
Yeah, let's go.
♫ Tax file number ♫
♫ Superannuation ♫
♫ Fairwork ♫
♫ statement ♫
♫ that's all you need ♫