- I was recently at a store called Daiso
and if you're not familiar with it
please do me a favor and familiarize yourself with it.
Because it's just like,
it's this sort of Asian store where
everything's like's $2.80.
Now, it's not written in English,
so I have absolutely no idea what it says,
but it looks like are face lifting strips.
You stick on and it gives you a facelift.
Whoa, this is really close.
So what I do,
I put this sticker,
so I hold it like,
I don't wanna stick it on my hand.
Here.
And I pull this up.
And then I like,
stick this here, right?
(laughs)
And then I take this off.
And it lifts.
Supposed to lift this.
It's actually doing it!
Oh my God, it actually,
it's lifted here.
I mean, it's blindingly obvious.
But then it's in the instructions,
it says you just put your makeup over the top of it.
I just can't believe that worked.
Look at it.
Like it's genuinely like, lifted.
Like, okay.
If I remove it now, right?
So if I take it off.
Alright, so there it's pulled my skin up.
See?
With.
Without.
Look at that!
And then it really lifts your skin.
Like, it just lifts it.
It's insane.
I wonder if I could just lift there.
Let me just see.
(gasps)
Get out!
Oh my God!
(laughs)
Oh my God!
Oh, it's coming off because I'm laughing.
How about I just do my whole face
and then I'll come back to you?
Oh my God, this is great!
This would make a great Mother's Day gift!
Hi mum, I bought you some facelift strips!
At least it's cheaper than actually having a facelift.
(upbeat pop instrumental music)
Look at that!
Don't laugh because it's not gonna work.
Look!
Oh my God!
Like, it's lifted!
Oh!
I've taken off at least six years.
Alright, let's see.
Can I just.
Oh my God, this is insane!
(fast motion buzzing sounds)
You can't even tell I've had any work done.
Hello, I'm beautiful now.
Oh, it's broken.
It's just so natural looking.
Really lifts,
sort of this side of your face up.
And lifts your eye up.
It's incredible.
This is ridic,
like, this is genius.
And then, in the instructions,
you just put a bit of makeup over it
and then no one will tell.
I mean, no one can tell.
My skin is just looking so tight
and smooth and youthful again!
It even makes my lips look fuller.
Look it's really tightened this area of skin out,
so it's gotten rid of all the crow's feet.
It's really stretched this bit of skin,
so now I look about 12 again.
Like, this.
Isn't this insane?
Like, just there?
Like, look at it!
It's like, pinned my eye up.
If I sit here, you can't even see I've got it.
I just look beautiful.
That's questionable.
Here we go.
I'll take this one off.
Look.
Here's my normal, aged face.
And here's my youthful, facelift face.
Look at the difference!
Youthful beauty.
Ugh, old and haggard.
I do feel like there's a bit of blood loss.
There's no circulation.
I wonder if I bring this up here.
Alright, let's do this.
Fuck!
Look how wrinkly and aged this area is.
And look how youthful and smooth this area is.
Even my eyebrows look really good.
It's lifted them.
It's staying on there pretty well.
What if I sort of,
do it here?
It's really sort of lifting this side of my face up.
If I didn't have such a hairy face,
I could use it and pin probably my neck up, as well.
So this is a great product.
It was $2.80!
$2.80 for a facelift.
Genius.
Bit of an eye lift.
(laughs)
It's just so ridiculous.
What's it like, trying to get off?
Ah, okay,
back to my normal face now.
My God, I can't get it off.
Oh shit.
I can't actually get it off.
Ow.
Aw, now I look old.
Look how old I look now!
Before.
After.
(upbeat instrumental pop music)