- Fruit lovers assemble.
That's right, it's time for you, the audience,
to ask me, Orange, questions in a show
we've cleverly named Ask Orange.
(laughs)
Let's get to 'em.
- Pear act like Orange and Orange act like Pear.
- Uh, hey, hey I'm Orange, wanna see me
touch my tongue to this TNT detonator?
(mouth noise)
- Hey, I'm Pear, wanna watch me
read the dictionary and then read
the dictionary some more?
(raspberry)
(laughter)
- Hey, I don't fart in public.
- Now you do.
Hey everyone look at me.
My name is Pear.
(raspberry)
That's P-E-A-R, Pear, Pear, Pear.
(raspberry)
- Stop it.
- Hey Pear, just heard the news about you farting now.
Way to go, man.
- That isn't me.
- Yes it is, play along.
- No, this is over.
(record screech)
Pretending to be one another is done, got it?
- Well, if we're back to being ourselves,
I guess there's only one thing to do.
Watch me touch my tongue to this TNT detonator.
- No.
(music crescendo)
(explosion)
- Time for Ask Orange.
Is Marshmallow a boy or girl.
Tell me or I'll never watch Annoying Orange ever again.
- Well, oh no, we could lost Piglet as a fan.
We've got to tell Piglet right now.
Is Marshmallow a boy or a girl?
- Okay, okay, I'll tell Piglet what he wants to hear.
Is Marshmallow a boy or a girl?
- Right, that's the question.
Now answer it.
- Not so fast, Orange.
Marshmallow technically did what you asked.
- Yo, what you talking about?
- Piglet asked to be told is Marshmallow a boy or a girl?
And Marshmallow just did that.
- What. You. Wow.
I guess you're right.
(laughter)
- I love technicalities, yay.
- Hey Orange, I'm your biggest fan.
I love your puns.
- Thanks Kyle, but you're not my biggest fan.
This is definitely my biggest fan.
(fan blows)
- If you say hi Kenny, little Apple will get smaller.
- Really? That's convenient.
- Ugh, can we please not do this?
- Hi Kenny.
- Hey.
(laughter)
Hi Kenny, hi, hi, hi, hi.
- What? Stop saying hi.
- Good call cause you're definitely not high anymore.
(laughter)
Hi.
- Hi.
- Hey, no fair.
Now the questions are even saying hi?
- Hi, hi, hi, hi.
- Ugh, we get it, hi, hello, bonjour.
- No, hide, kitchen crew, knives.
(knife slash)
- Ahhhhh.
(knife slash)
- Wait, I'm too small for the knife to get me now.
Ha ha ha ha, I'm invincible.
- More like invisible.
(laughter)
- Arrgghh.
- One like equals one nose.
(click)
- Wow, thanks, you have nose idea how long
I've been waiting for.
(clicks)
Huh? Oh nose, oh nose.
(laughter)
It's okay, this is fun.
It'll be fine as long as
- Alien farts.
- Oh oh, oh oh.
(raspberries)
Oh no.
(barfing)
- Can you turn into sonic?
- Sure can.
(sonic zoom)
- Orange is the world.
- Hey, hey moon, hey.
- What?
- Hey.
- I'm answering you, what do you want?
- You're cheesy.
(laughter)
- Har har, actually that's a common misconception.
I'm not really made of cheese.
- Hey, hey moon.
- What?
- You're a crater face.
(laughter)
- Ugh, that's not very nice.
These were very painful I'll have you know.
- Whoa now, no need to act like a lunertic.
(laughter)
- Ugh, would you go away?
- Okay sure, I'll give you some space.
(laughter)
(raspberry)
- Ugh.
(laughter)
- Why are you so annoying?
- I'm not annoying, I'm an orange.
(laughter)
- I love you.
- Aww, I love you too.
- Slorange.
- Hey Slorange, get in here, Jacob has
something to say to you.
- Something for Slorange?
- Yeah, check it out.
- Knofe.
- Oh, knofe?
Oh norg, norg knofe.
(music crescendo)
(knife slash)
- Whoa, well so long Slorange,
(laughter)
- Orange, how many seeds do you have inside you?
Hmm. Let's find out.
(machine gun)
Wait, there's one more.
(spitting)
- So, how many seeds do you have inside you, Orange?
- Now? Zero.
(laughter)
- Why do you end every video with TNT?
- Yo, what you talking about?
That's crazy talk, I do not end
every video by blowing up TNT.
Is there TNT on the other side of the counter?
Yes, do I happen to be holding a lit match?
Yes, but I'm not taking this thing anywhere near the TNT.
So there's definitely not going to be any.
(space ship)
Uh, this isn't good.
(raspberry)
(explosion)
(jaunty music)