- FIRST, YOU HAVE TO PLAY A GAME,
AND IT'S A GAME WE'RE CALLING HIGH HO, HIGH HO,
IT'S OFF TO TOKYO.
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat funky music]
JENNIFER LLOYD, YOU WANT TO COME PLAY A GAME?
[cheers and applause]
HI!
HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, JENNIFER. - HI, ELLEN. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO?
OKAY, I LIVE IN.. [indistinct speech]
I JUST MOVED TO NORTHRIDGE, AND I WORK IN RETAIL,
AND I'M A MASTER'S STUDENT RIGHT NOW.
- A MASTER'S STUDENT? - YES.
SORRY, I'M REALLY EXCITED, YOU GUYS.
- WELL, GOOD. - [laughs]
- YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED. YOU MAY BE GOING TO TOKYO.
- OH, MY GOSH! - IT'D BE REALLY GREAT.
- SO EXCITED, YES.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW HOW-- IF YOU KNOW,
JAPAN HAS CRAZY GAME SHOWS THERE, REALLY CRAZY GAME SHOWS,
SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY ONE OF THEM RIGHT NOW.
IT'S OUR CRAZY GAME SHOW,
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS.
- ALL RIGHT. - AND THEY'RE EASY QUESTIONS.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, AND IF YOU GET A QUESTION RIGHT,
YOU STEP ONE STEP CLOSER TO JAPAN.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT?
YOU GET IN WRONG, AND THEN SOMETHING'S HURLED AT YOU...
[laughter]
BY ONE OF THESE FOUR MECHANICAL ARMS RIGHT THERE, OKAY?
THE QUESTIONS ARE VERY EASY. - OKAY, GOOD.
- WE WOULDN'T, YOU KNOW, MAKE THEM THAT HARD.
ALL RIGHT, ANDY, WOULD YOU COME HELP YOU IN, PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA MAYBE WANT TO--
- THIS WAY? - YEAH.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE AFTER THIS, ARE YOU?
- NO.
[laughter]
- SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU.
[laughter]
- OKAY. - OKAY.
- YEAH, PERFECT. - RIGHT HERE.
STEP RIGHT HERE, THEN STEP RIGHT HERE.
- THANK YOU. - BOTH FEET ON THOSE.
- YEAH, KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THERE.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
THESE ARE EASY QUESTIONS, ALL RIGHT?
THE FIRST QUESTION IS: WHAT CONTINENT IS JAPAN IN?
- ASIA.
- YES. [bell chimes]
- [laughs]
- I SAID THEY'RE EASY. - YES.
- HOW MANY MILES IS BURBANK FROM TOKYO?
- OH, MY GOSH.
UH...A MILLION?
- MM, IT'S FURTHER THAN THAT.
IT'S 5--NO, IT'S ACTUALLY 5,466 MILES.
SO IT WAS LESS THAN THAT. YOU ARE WRONG.
- OKAY.
- AND CRANBERRY SAUCE WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE
THAT WILL BE FLUNG AT YOU.
- OKAY. - AH!
[laughter and applause]
- [laughs]
- OKAY.
IN JAPAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
- UH...
"KONICHIWA." NO.
I DON'T KNOW.
- NO, "MOSHI MOSHI" IS WHAT YOU SAY.
ALL RIGHT, NOW FLOUR WILL BE THE NEXT.
[cheers and applause]
- [laughs]
HOW DO I LOOK, ELLEN?
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
SPELL "KEANU REEVES" BACKWARDS.
- UGH, OKAY.
S-E-V-E--WAIT.
E-R.
U-A-E--
- MM.
- OKAY.
- YOU WERE--YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
YOU FORGOT THE N. U-N.
- DARN.
- BUT THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY CLOSE, SO NEXT, UH...
WASABI, BECAUSE IT'S--
- OH, MY GOD!
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
[cheers and applause]
SPICY!
- ALL RIGHT.
AND THE...
- I CAN'T SEE YOU, ELLEN.
- THE FINAL QUESTION-- THERE'S NO NEED TO SEE.
- OKAY.
- THE FINAL QUESTION: WHAT YEAR DID EMPEROR EITOKU
TAKE POWER IN JAPAN?
- OH...
12--1200. I DON'T KNOW.
- MM, IT'S 510 B.C.
AND THE FINAL DELICIOUS TREAT HURLED AT YOU IS CHOCOLATE.
- YES. - ALL RIGHT?
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
NOW...
[applause]
YOU DIDN'T GET VERY MANY QUESTIONS RIGHT,
BUT FOR LETTING ME DO THAT TO YOU,
YOU ARE GOING TO JAPAN.
- [screams]
[cheers and applause]
- YOU'RE GONNA SPEND--
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND FOUR DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS
AT THE RITZ-CARLTON IN TOKYO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!