there we go
is that comfortable oh yeah yeah you are
very good at this um Joe okay
I'm Beth hey I didn't even feel the
needle you seem a little nervous so I
used a butterfly needle Hey
this is funny uh is it in monarch
butterfly no it's just a small needle
sorry how she must love your job right
nothing save lives and everything it's
okay
when I was a kid I I wonder go out to
being MRSA mutation well whatever you're
beautiful Oh Beth is there something
maybe you want to say back to me about
beauty yeah um did you eat today no I
did not but can I tell you what happened
yes okay well it might be funny someday
for someone's kids oh uh uh already I
gave blood already
didn't he know already like already
today yep yeah like on this day I gave
okay I need your dealing herb that's one
of the first things I'm supposed to ask
when was the last time you donated blood
watching you you're just you're so
gentle with everyone and your face oh I
mean I wanted to come to you first but
instead I got that cunny sack over there
and then I got skinny tall lurchy guy
how many times have you given blood
today um probably like this many three
times but hey listen respect me and look
at my eyes Beth hey hey you know you're
only supposed to give blood every 56
days right oh no what am I going to die
yeah you
I really
okay um but you stay here okay and I'm
gonna go get something no I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry but if you leave I will
tell everyone you looked at my boobs
okay
all right vote do you want to maybe
though come on please just give me two
minutes I promise I will be fine okay
okay okay
two minutes this is so embarrassing
look I'm 38 years old maybe I look young
I don't know that's what I hope but
honestly dude do I want to have kids I
don't know how many bullets are left in
this lady gun I'm sorry Oh baby baby
eggs and it's not it's not even like
just the big stuff it's even some of
those small stuff bar steps every time I
go into the freakin bar sucks it's like
oh no more chocolate chips toaster yeah
it's like oh hey ma'am he wanted order
of trouble a chick zone sorry we're all
out how about a spinach pinata cuz
that's like the same thing
I don't want it yeah I get that
really yeah totally get that I guess it
all adds up yeah he's I'm terrified of
baby birds I have two little brothers
one's a doctor
now that one owns his own tanning salon
screw-up you know what I personally
think that you are doing fantastic
Thanks I did almost kill you oh well
maybe we should get some coffee you know
we could find that chocolate chips go
no I'm sorry no I'm sorry um you have a
lot of insecurities and honestly I
cannot invite that into my life right
now so I'm just gonna go you really
shouldn't drink
listen it's Joe Gregg I'm gonna leave
you with this little piece of advice we
didn't start the fire okay