- I did it.
This is why I don't (beep)
(rumbling noises)(screaming)
(saxophone music)
- Hi, I'm Joyce.
- I'm Spenser.
- And today we are going to be
switching our make up routine.
- I either come to work with all my makeup on
or none at all.
If I'm feeling lazy, I don't really wear any makeup
other than that, it's like a 40 minute process.
- It depends on how hoeish I want to be, so sometimes--
- (laughing)
I want to be five minutes late
or I'm about to go to the club
and find the love of my life.
So it can take about either five minutes to one hour.
- (laughing)
- So I would say that I'm the Macgyver of makeup.
I definitely don't go the stereotypical route
to get my look done.
- I'm a little bit of a perfectionist.
So yeah, I go through all the steps.
Joyce puts lip gloss on her eyelids.
- I haven't gotten an eye infection yet.
(springing noise)
So I guess we should explain each other's steps.
- You're going to start the whole face process, right?
Some moisturizer, prime a little bit, foundation,
concealer, set your concealer.
I always do face before eyes.
Then you're going to do the whole face situation.
You're going to do blush, you're going to do bronzer.
I'm blanking.
- It's okay.
- It's a muscle memory thing.
- I get it, I get it.
- I just go through the steps because I feel it.
- Yeah, yeah.
So let's explain my routine.
- Ahhh.
- First thing before I put on any makeup is
I stare at myself and I ask if I'm okay.
After I stare at myself for about one to two minutes,
I will put on my face cream.
I also put rose water on my face to just calm my face
before I put all that chaotic energy.
So from there, I do my eyebrows.
Now this will get me dragged,
and I want to live in my truth.
I use black mascara to do my eyebrows.
I actually don't put on mascara on my eyes.
Clean it up with some concealer
and then I put on my foundation.
I put on my concealer in a weird triangle,
and then I put it over here and I let it set,
and then I do my eyes.
So I'll put on my favorite lipstick,
and then I set it with some eye shadow
that's the same color as it,
and then put my eyeliner on,
and then I put the lip gloss on.
I always put on wings every day.
I use this tape, I tape it along the sides
so I don't (beep) it up.
- You put the tape over your foundation?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Let's swap routines.
You ready?
- No.
- You got this.
- Are you okay? (laughing)
- Yes, talk to her.
- Do you want to wear makeup today?
Oh you do?
You want to do your normal routine
and not put lip gloss on your eyelids?
We're going to over ride you today but mm-hmm.
I'm glad you want to wear makeup.
Okay, so what am I supposed to put on first, oil?
- Yes, oil.
Do you have any specific areas you put your primer
or do you put it all over your face?
- Every where.
Every where is a (beep) problem.
Sometimes I put on primer
and I leave because I'm that (beep).
♪ I believe in you. ♪
- (screaming)
- Let me see.
- Hold on.
- You're doing good.
- Okay, so I'm cleaning up under my brows?
Is that what you're telling me?
- On top and bottom.
- I guess I should--
- Look at my eyebrows.
- The look great.
They look really good.
- I might adopt this.
All right, then you do foundation?
- Then I put on my foundation.
- What's the next step?
- Concealer.
Yup, and then you blend it out.
- Okay, already?
- Yeah.
And you do (laughing) a triangle?
- You're going to start here and then you're going to go
a skinny line all the way down.
It's like an upside down triangle.
- All the way down your face?
Do you want to do one side and I'll do the other?
- Yeah.
- No, no, no, I have everything that's happening
and I can already feel that this is a lot of concealer.
- Turn towards me.
- Do you know how pale I'm going to be after this?
Joyce, there's so much concealer on my face.
- Yes, I do this every day.
And then you gotta do the bridge of your noise.
- All the way down my forehead?
- You moved, now it's crooked!
- You just wiped off all my foundation anyway.
- Well, you'll fix it.
And you let it set.
Okay, so what's next?
- Joyce. (laughing)
Lightly set your concealer.
Okay, so now I'm putting lip gloss on my eyelids.
I have to tell you this doesn't feel
as bad as I thought it would.
- Exactly, and it looks (beep).
(fist pounding noise)
I'm sick of people talking (beep).
What do I do after my eyebrows?
- You're going to do your eyeshadow.
- I don't conceal?
- What, your eyebrows?
No.
- What the (beep). (squealing) These are crazy.
These are ahhh!
- Ma'am, ma'am, I'm going to need you
to follow the directions.
My concealer's dry.
- Yeah.
- On my face.
- Yeah, brush it out.
So what do I do with these eyes?
- You can do whatever you want,
but you need a transition color,
you need a crease color,
and a lid color.
- So, how do I do my transition color?
- We're just going to do a crease color.
Put this in your crease.
- Crease?
What's the crease?
- Look at all the foundation that just came off my face
because I put tape on it.
- Girl, don't hate the player.
I'm a makeup artist.
MUA, Joycemua.
- Moment of truth.
All right, that one's not that bad,
but they're going to be wildly different.
- They have to be sisters, not twins.
Okay, so I put the eyeliner on
and I almost did a little--
(dramatic drum music)
- Oh no!
- Let me see.
- Your lip gloss picked up.
- So you just take a little thingy,
you just take a little thingy ditty--
- One of these?
- Yeah, yeah.
And you just goop it away.
- [Spenser] Oh.
- See?
- (laughing) I made a grave error with this.
- Everything's fine.
- I'll fix this.
- Nothing truly matters but how you feel.
I'm also really bad at putting on mascara.
I'm going to (beep) up all this makeup.
(beep) I did it, this is why I don't (rumbling noises).
- (laughing) Let it dry, you gotta let it dry,
and then it'll just flake off.
So we're going to do your eyelashes--
- Okay.
- There she is, baby.
You want to know what's funny?
My face feels dry, but my eyes (laughing) are greasy.
Let's hit you with a little bit more blush,
and then we're good.
- And then I highlight?
- Yup, there she is.
- (whistling noise) And done.
(dramatic upbeat music)
- [Spenser] Joyce told me that this makeup
is meant for people who wear glasses,
so now I'm wearing Joyce's glasses and (laughing)
I can't see.
- [Joyce] Wearing lashes, they hit my glasses,
and dramatic makeup.
- Oh, her eyeliner's messed up?
No it's not.
- Yup.
- Wow.
- No one sees it.
- Neither can I.
- Make sure you wear glasses
when you get people's reactions though.
- Joyce and I swapped makeup routines
- Wow, that means a lot, huh?
How's Joyce doing?
She's probably full glam mode.
- Oh, wow, a vision.
Yeah, she is.
- Okay, first of all, you look good.
- Thank you.
- If I saw you, I wouldn't
notice anything totally different.
I need to see the eyebrows
because does Joyce even do eyebrows?
- She puts mascara on her eyebrows.
- That's wild.
I get it, I know some people do,
but I'm sure that made you--
- Mascara?
- Hello.
- So, does anything look different on me?
- Oh my god, curly eyelashes.
I love that, it looks very natural though.
- Thank you.
- I think it just highlights your natural beauty.
- That's how she does her brows.
- I have heard of that.
Okay, basically that is like a boy brow product, but--
- Yeah, I feel very sticky and very greasy.
Look at my eyeliner.
- Yeah, the eyeliner looks like you took a pencil
and just went (scratching noise).
But you don't look bad (laughing).
- Okay, Jaz, what do you think of my makeup?
- You look beat.
You look so good.
- What do you think about my makeup today?
- I think you look beautiful.
You're glowing.
I love the shadow, I love the little winged...
Right, that's a wing thing you did there?
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm all about that.
- The lip, great, the lashes, great.
This is a beautiful natural look for you.
It's natural glam.
- I've got lip gloss on my eyelids.
- That's lip gloss?
- Oh my god, can we talk about the blush?
Because you have such a bright personality
and now your face glows more.
- You want to touch it?
- Was just gonna ask.
It's sticky.
- It's a little sticky.
- It looks really nice.
- I love it.
- I don't know, I'm just really digging it.
- Don't tell Spenser though.
- I maybe have already.
- There is definitely some things I would take
from Spenser's routine,
like maybe not going so hard with the concealer.
(laughing) Or, I like the way she taught me
how to do eyeshadow
way better than I normally would do it.
And lashes are always fun.
- Listen.
- I hate you.
- Facial oil at the beginning, pro, love that.
Not sure about the lip gloss eyeliner combo
because I don't know if you can see that,
it's a little messy right now.
But I do like the lip gloss on my eyelids, to be honest.
Without the eyeliner, I'm into it.
I'm used to being a perfectionist
and making everything perfect.
- I think because I'm a messy perfectionist,
I realize that it's never going to be
exactly how I want it to look,
but I think as long as you highlight the talents you got,
you're a talented makeup artist.
I knew you could do my routine good regardless.
Okay, so it's been a whole day with the makeup on,
and I can say that I love it.
- I'd do it again, I'd try someone else's makeup routine.
- I got lashes out of it, so.
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