I feel like there is this conspiracy. That they're always plotting to take over other
countries, so they have to make up their own language
Colombia, I would say dancing a lot. Party, fiesta
Maluma baby
You know, Shakira, J Balvin
CoKaina. Hot girls
You know this is in English right?
I always picture them wearing their flags
Sexy people. We're just the best.
Assere! Their accent
Music. Oh Cuba right here!
Celia Cruz. Azucar.
Communism, dictatorship. Salsa?
Salsa, like old style. Like the Caribbean vibe. They're very warm, warm people
Best BBQ
Empanadas
They remix all the songs to Cumbia. Despacito (in Cumbia version)
Futbol. Tango. Messi. Maradonna. And being a little bit cocky
Mexico? Tacos. I love tacos!
Rancheras. Telenovelas. Dia de los Muertos. Burritos, tequila, marriachi
Recuerdame.. the movie Coco!
Speedy Goncalez. Luis Miguel.
They do all the dubbing. When I hear a Mexican person speak it's like - that's a cartoon voice!
Lamas! Incas. Machu Pichu
Machu Pichu of course. The best, one of the best and amazing places in South America. Been there. I love it
Their ceviche is on point. Pisco is good
Their food, their gastronomy is complex. They have so many flavours. Aji de Gallina! Love it
Brazil. My favourite! Cachaca of course
Bom dia. Tudo bem?
Partyyyyy. Moves, dance, samba, Neymar.
I found that Brazilians are very sexual
Capoera, batucada. Bikinis in the grocery store. Oh yeah
Fejoada, caipirinha
One of my favourite bands came from Brazil. Sepultura. The best!
I don't think you can get rid of your Dominican accent
They speak like you know, when you're trying to start a motorcycle
I have a friend. He's from Monterrey and they way they talk is a little bit different from like Mexico City
The little tone at the end, the swing. Cause every word at the end is like
That's how they talk. It's like an Italian that learned how to speak Spanish
And they use these expressions with their hands
OK I'm gonna do a Dominican Republic one.. la tigre esa.. everything is Tiger
It's like they go zero to a hundred and then they slow down
Most of the famous dancing are from the Caribbean
Cubans is the words are interesting
Hola como esta.. they miss the S at the end
Cubans, they speak like they're inside a bottle
Or they could mix the R with the L
I think that's Puerto Rico
We call them Chinese Latino cause they cannot pronounce the Rs
Puerto Rico is always the same speed but like kinda fast, but like confrontational
.. but they're just saying hi. Like zero to a hundred
The vibe, you know, the way they live, that's how they speak
YES!
To me sometimes it's hard to know what they are saying
Chilean is another language, man. You need a Rosetta Stone to understand that
They speak so fast and sing, and so you say "Really? I know Spanish because I can't understand them "
They only thing I know heard from them is huevon, that they use that huevon on everything
They swear a lot. In a sentence of ten words nine are like...
We say c*leado all the time. I dunno why. Our language is 80% swearing and everybody makes fun of that
As a Bolivian I feel like there is this conspiracy. That they're always plotting to take over other countries so they have to make up their own language
People in high class, los Cuicos speak very differently to shall we say, la Flaite
I'm kind of Flaite and I'm a little "a veces uno"
The Portuguese, I just love it. I was really in love with their language. They talk like they're singing
I think their body language and the way they sound is always like - come on! relax!
They finish everything with -inho
If you go to Bahia for example it's gonna be
.. it's gonna be more slow rhythm
It's funny cause they can understand Spanish, but we cannot understand them
The soccer commentators, they'll just shout everything
.. and they're not doing anything.. The ball is just standing there
ahh.. Venezuela
Cuba?.. no! Cuba could be
and.. Dominican?
We have like Puerto Rico too. Oh wow!
Puerto Rico never came to my mind!
It was Cuba but Cubans can't leave the island, couldn't leave the island so the Puerto Ricans were in New York and popularized it
It's Colombian salsa, Cuban salsa
Puerto Rican salsa, Nueva York salsa, The Angeles salsa
Peru!
Peru! (Brazil) Whaaat? Oh you're right!
That is in Brazil, Sao Paolo actually
It's the one I know. Brazil.
Oh! Didn't know that!
Hmmmm. Brazil? Mexico!
It's not Argentina right? No, I don't think so. Otherwise we would have a problem. Imagine: Brazil and Argentina
Uruguay
Really?
They won it too I think
Peru. Ecuador. Brazil?
Mexico. Really? That's cool
Yeah because you know all the native people..like Aztecs, and Mayans
Costa Rica? Ecuador, no!
Either Mexico because they're close or Panama
Panama. True true!
Psychologists? Woah
We're all crazy
Chile? No, hell no
Is it Argentina?
Yeah, there's a lot of crazy people there
There's like psychologists everywhere and everybody goes to a psychologist
This is good. In Brazil I feel like we don't want to talk about feelings and whatever. We just try to.. oh we're happy all the time but it's not the truth
OK Peru.. Clearly the other country is not as well known
Gee.. I wonder who
Peru and Chile! And Pisco is amazing
You're on with us on this one I know
Hundred percent from there. It belongs to them. It is. It belongs to Peruvians, they do it beautifully
You know we can't show this video to our family and friends. They're gonna kill us. They're gonna revoke our passports
Salvador!
El Salvador. Love Pupusas
El Salvador! If I get it wrong my friend is gonna kill me
Costa Rica?
Costa Rica. That's what I'm gonna tell you. The only ones.. peaceful people. La Pura Vida.
Who needs that? And they actually took that money for education. That's good, that's smart
I got you bro. I mean I ain't got you if we got a war, but...
Where are you from again? Nah, I'm just kidding
Smooth. You have to, bro
Well, I'm sorry, but it's Mexico. It is! We are so diverse so it depends on what exactly you want
I will say the women from Venezuela are really pretty
I'd go with Colombia, man
Colombia. That's tough. For sure Colombia or Venezuela or even Brazil
Brazil.. I'm sorry!
Dominican and Colombian is top. Dominican and Colombian? Of course.. Have you seen the Brazilians?
Brazil, I'm sorry
Colombia and Brazil. Argentinian people more like European guys, so I prefer to go more the Latin way
Argentinians are very sexy and they have witty things to say but they come on strong! Cause Chileans, we flirt subtle
So to have someone kinda in your face, you're just like "ew"
Both of them - Brazil. Boys - Brazil. Girls could be Colombia and Venezuela
Subtlety.. that's why I like Venezuelans actually. They are very kinda romantic and subtle and very kinda "shhh"
It's a vibe. It's something special they have, man. That's cause they know. They know they're sexy, so they don't have to put too much effort. They just walk into a room and they're like VENEZUELA
Peru. Por favor! I love their seafood
Peru is so small country but they have a huge, huge, if we talk about food, it's amazing. I think it's the best in the world
I gotta go wtih Mexico
Mexico and I would say also Peru, has spectacular dishes. Ceviche Peruano? Yeah
I would go with Mexico but I really love Dominican food
I'm sorry I'm gonna say Brazil because I really miss my Brazilian food. I'm gonna say Argentina
I gotta go with Bolivia, sorry. The one I miss the most is called Trancapecho which is throat stopper
There is a whole song dedicated to all the different foods you can eat
The coolest one? Dominican, of course Dominican!
The ones that are located in the Caribbean, near the ocean, the beach and you can sense it by their personality
I'll go for Argentina also, but other than that I think Costa Rica
I like people from Colombia. I think that they are really cool. Just like think about Maluma baby, J Balvin
It's true that I get along really well with Colombians. I agree - they are amazing
We have coast, so people from the coast are really similar to people from the Caribbean but we also have people from my city Bogota, which is cold and we're more city
If you consider cool being uber-friendly either Peru or Colombia
I'm gonna say Brazil again!
I will go again with Brazilians, I just love them! Wow. I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Brazil. They do like to party. So much party down there, man, so much good people around, so yeah, Brazil.. I guess