PLEASE SAY TO HELLO TO THE
CANADIAN TARZAN, DAVE SALMONI.
HI, DAVE.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> SAY HELLO.
I AM FANTASTIC.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, LOOK AT THIS,
RIGHT OFF THE BAT WITH THE
ANIMALS, HUH?
THAT IS A FOX, CORRECT?
>> THIS IS A GRAY FOX, WHICH
MAKES HIM UNIQUE AND AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: WHY?
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THE SAME
AS THE RED FOXES THAT ARE A
LITTLE BIT MORE COMMON.
THESE GUYS ARE SUPER COOL.
THEY'RE FOUND IN CALIFORNIA.
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE?
BACKSTAGE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S WHERE I GOT THIS ONE.
THE THING THAT'S REALLY COOL
ABOUT THESE GUYS, THEY LIVE IN
TREES, MOSTLY.
>> Jimmy: THEY DO?
>> THEY HANG IN TREES, THEY'RE
LIKE LITTLE SQUIRRELS UP THERE.
>> Jimmy: ARE THEY IN SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE IN OUR TREES
AND WE DON'T KNOW THEY'RE THERE?
>> THEY'RE SHY.
YOU KNOW THE SAYING, SLY AS A
FOX?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> THESE GUYS ARE SUPER, SUPER
SMART.
THEY'RE SLY.
THEY KNOW WHERE TO GO WHERE
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BOTHER
PEOPLE AND THEY CAN LIVE OFF
ALMOST ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU SAY ALMOST
ANYTHING, YOU MEAN PLANTS?
ANIMALS?
>> YEAH, THEY CAN EAT SOME PLANT
THINGS.
>> Jimmy: THEY LIKE TO EAT LIKE
RODENTS?
>> THEY LOVE -- YEAH, YOU'RE
RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THIS GUY -- THAT'S HIS
TAIL?
>> YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM?
>> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> THIS GUY REALLY LIKES IF YOU
HOLD HIM --
>> Jimmy: WHAT I LIKE IS TO NOT
HOLD HIM.
>> THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
WHY DOES HE SMELL LIKE HAY?
>> THAT'S HIS BEDDING.
SO YOU CAN SEE --?
YEAH, HE SMELLS LIKE HAY, YEAH.
>> YOU'RE A PRO.
>> Jimmy: FOR SURE, YEAH.
>> WHILE YOU'VE GOT HIM THERE --
>> Jimmy: IS HE COMFORTABLE LIKE
THIS?
>> HIM PARTICULARLY LIKES -- I
WOULDN'T SAY ALL.
THESE ARE NOT GOOD PETS ARE YOU
DON'T WANT TO GRAB A GRAY FOX --
>> Jimmy: WHY?
>> BECAUSE THEY ARE NOCTURNAL,
BECAUSE THEY BITE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN SEE THESE ARE
SEMI-RETRACTABLE, THIS IS WHAT
HELPS THEM CLIMB A LOT.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GREAT, GET
HIM OFF OF ME, WILL YOU?
THANK YOU.
DON'T TELL ME BITE AFTER I HOLD
THEM.
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING
INTO.
>> A WARNING.
>> Jimmy: I NEED THE WARNING
BEFORE THE ANIMAL --
>> THEY WANT YOU WANT TO HOLD
THEM.
>> Jimmy: IS THIS WOMAN WITH
YOU?
>> ANYBODY THAT'S WILLING TO
HOLD IT, I LIKE TO HAND IT OUT.
WE'VE GOT TO SPREAD THE ANIMAL
LOVE TO AS MANY PEOPLE --
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
>> SLENDER BUILD COCKATOO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M NOT SCARED
OF THIS.
>> PUT YOUR HAND OUT AND SEE IF
HE'LL JUMP ACROSS --
>> Jimmy: HAND OR ARM?
>> EITHER ONE.
>> Jimmy: HE'S ON ME.
>> I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM SEE THE
CAMERA -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A
PIRATE.
THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO BE A PIRATE.
>> NOW I THINK -- YEAH, YOU'RE A
PRO.
THE COOL THING, I DON'T FEEL YOU
CAN SEE THE FRONT OF HIM --
>> Jimmy: IT'S TALKING.
>> THESE GUYS ARE VERY VOCAL.
HELLO, PRETTY GIRL.
HI.
THEY TALK.
WHICH IS ONE OF THE COOL THINGS.
THESE GUYS CAN DO MIMICRY, LEARN
DIFFERENT LANG UAGES AND THINGS
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S BEEN AROUND
A CLOWN IT SOUNDS LIKE.
>> SO THEY'RE SUPER SOCIAL
ANIMALS.
WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE SO GOOD AT
VOCALIZING.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> NOW YOU SEE THE TIP OF HE'S
BEAK?
IT LOOKS REALLY, REALLY LONG ON
THE TOP.
THE SLENDER BUILD, THEY USE THAT
AS A TOOL.
THEY'LL DIG AND FIND ROOTS AND
FIND SEEDS.
YOU LOOK SO COMFORTABLE.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE BRONZED
IN CENTRAL PARK RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU MIGHT BE DEAF IN ONE YEAR
IF IT KEEPS GOING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS NOT BAD,
I'M OKAY WITH THIS, I COULD GET
USED TO THIS, I GUESS.
>> THEY LIKE TO BE SCRATCHED A
LITTLE BIT.
SEE HOW THEY GET THE FEATHERS UP
THERE?
>> Jimmy: BIRDS LIKE TO BE
SCRATCHED.
YOU THINK THAT NEVER PROBABLY
HAPPENS IN THE WILD, RIGHT?
>> YEAH MAYBE.
MAYBE THEY USE THEIR BEAK AND
SCRATCH EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> YEAH, SUPER FUN.
>> Jimmy: I THINK WE -- YEAH,
OKAY, NOW HE'S GETTING IN MY --
>> LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET HIM.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, HE'S ABOUT TO
FALL, ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO.
OKAY, GREAT.
THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
THAT WAS WHAT AGAIN?
>> THAT WAS A SLENDER BUILD
COCKATOO.
>> Jimmy: SLENDER BUILD
COCKATOO.
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
OH MY GOODNESS.
>> KEEPING WITH THE AUSTRALIAN
THEME -- THERE WE GO.
A LITTLE HOP-AROUND.
GRAB YOUR BRANCH.
THIS ONE'S GOING TO LIKE THE
BRANCH.
I'M GOING TO TRY AND GRAB HIM.
THIS IS A WALLABY.
ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN.
THAT SLENDER BUILD COCKATOO IS
AUSTRALIAN, SO IS THIS GUY.
HE'S GOING TO RELAX THERE.
JUST TRY TO HAND IT TO HIM.
>> Jimmy: PASS IT OVER?
>> YEAH, SURE, SEE IF HE GRABS
IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
HE'LL GRAB IT WITH HIS FINGERS?
>> LET ME SEE IF I CAN PUT IT ON
THE GROUND FOR HIM, GRAB IT DOWN
THERE.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW --
>> Jimmy: ARE THESE DANGEROUS?
>> THEY CAN BE DANGEROUS.
ACTUALLY IT'S INTERESTING YOU
SAY IT.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T THINK.
>> Jimmy: I SAY IT ABOUT EVERY
ONE OF THE ANIMALS YOU BRING
OUT.
>> WHAT'S INTERESTING, YOU SEE
THOSE BIG TOES IN THE FRONT AS
HE'S EATING THERE, THAT'S HIS
BIG DEFENSE.
HE USES HIS TAIL AS SORT OF HIS
BALANCE.
IF SOMETHING COMES THAT'S GOING
TO THREATEN HIM THAT HE DOESN'T
LIKE, A DOG OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, IT'S GOING TO COME BACK ON
ITS TAIL ASK USE THOSE BIG TOES
AND THEY'RE VERY, VERY SHARP AND
THEY'RE SUPER DUPER STRONG.
IF YOU'RE GETTING THREATENED BY
ONE OF THESE GUYS --
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF
THREATENED, ON A SERIOUS NOTE,
THESE FIRES IN AUSTRALIA HAVE
BEEN DEVASTATING TO ANIMALS LIKE
THE WALLABY.
>> IT'S THE WORST.
15 MILLION ACRES HAVE BEEN LOST.
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST DEVASTATING
THINGS I'VE HEARD OF FOR
WILDLIFE.
>> Jimmy: WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE
NICE TO MENTION IF YOU WANT TO
HELP THE ANIMALS IN AUSTRALIA,
GO TO IFAW.ORG AND DONATE AND
HELP.
LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE THIS THING
ACTUALLY IS.
>> YOU CAN TEXT AUSTRALIA TO
707070.
IT'S A PROJECT THAT WE'RE DOING.
>> Jimmy: THE WORD "AUSTRALIA"?
>> TEXT "AUSTRALIA" TO 707070.
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S EASIER
THE WAY I MENTIONED.
>> YOUR WAY IS AWESOME.
>> Jimmy: GO TO IFWA.ORG TO
DONATE.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO BRING OUT HERE?
>> SOMETHING FUN.
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING NOT FUN.
DAVE SALMONI IS HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Jimmy: HI, WE'RE BACK WITH
DAVE SALMONI.
THE WEEKND IS ON THE WAY.
OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
>> YOU READY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I GUESS
SO, YEAH.
>> YOU LOOK SO COMFORTABLE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE WORST ONE
YOU'VE EVER BROUGHT.
THERE'S A BOX BACK HERE AND IT
SAYS "VENOMOUS RATTLESNAKE" ON
IT.
>> I'M COMING, I'M COCKING,
SORRY.
>> Jimmy: CAN'T WE LEAVE IT IN
THE BOX AND TAKE YOUR WORD FOR
IT AND GO HOME?
>> WE CAN, WE CAN.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE IT IS.
>> THIS IS A WESTERN
RATTLESNAKE.
COME OVER HERE, JIMMY.
RIGHT HERE WHERE MY LEGS ARE.
LET ME TELL YOU MY FAVORITE
THINGS ABOUT A RATTLESNAKE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> THE OBVIOUS THING IS --
>> Jimmy: IT'S MAD, IT'S REAL
MAD RIGHT NOW.
>> IT'S NOT MAD.
IT'S INTERESTING.
PEOPLE THINK OF THESE GUYS AS
AGGRESSIVE.
REALLY THAT RATTLE IS HIM BEING
A PACIFIST.
I'M SAYING, I ONLY WANT TO BITE
RATS AND BUNNY BITS.
THE RATTLE'S HERE TO SAY, YOU
PROBABLY DON'T SEE ME BUT LISTEN
TO ME, I'M HERE, DON'T TOUCH ME.
PEOPLE GET BIT ARE TYPICALLY THE
ONES WHO STEP ON HIM OR
SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: OR BRING HIM ON A
SHOW, YEAH.
>> THIS GUY LOVES TO BE HERE,
HE'S FINE.
>> Jimmy: HE IS NOT HAPPY, HE IS
MAD.
>> HE'S PERFECTLY HAPPY, TRUST
ME.
AN UNHAPPY SNAKE IS GOING TO BE
STARTING OFF, DOING NASTY THING.
THIS IS HIM BEING NATURAL.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT SUCKING THE
POISON OUT IF IT BITES YOU.
>> THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT
THESE GUYS IS THEY'RE KEYING IN
ON BODY HEAT.
YOU CAN SEE -- ALL RIGHT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
MIND?
DID YOU SEE WHAT IT JUST DID?
>> YEAH, I DID, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: IT MADE A MOVE.
>> HE'S OKAY.
I'M GOING TO LET YOU SEE HIS
HEAD AND SEE HIS RATTLE AT THE
SAME TIME.
THAT'S JUST HIM TELLING YOU,
THIS IS MY SPACE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> HE WANTS TO DEFINE HIS AREA.
>> Jimmy: KEEP YOUR EYES ON HIM,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
>> I COULD SHOW YOU -- SO HE
SHOWED YOU HIS BIG STRIKE THERE.
WE CAN SORT OF DESCRIBE WHAT
THAT'S FOR.
HE'S A VENOMOUS SNAKE, IT WILL
DISSOLVE SOME OF THE TISSUE HE
BITES INTO.
HE WANTS TO HIDE NEAR A GAME
TRAIL WHERE A RODENT'S GOING TO
COME BY AND HE'S GOING TO STRIKE
OUT LIKE THAT.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW
HE USES THOSE LOVELY TEETH?
>> Jimmy: OH-OH, GUILLERMO.
>> GUILLERMO, COME OVER HERE.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, BRING IN
THE BALLOON.
>> DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
>> Guillermo: I'M OKAY HERE.
>> HE'S HIDING, IT'S NIGHTTIME,
HE'S LOOKING FOR FOOD, KEYING
INTO BODY HEAT.
THEN YOU GO --
>> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T MIND
BALLOONS, I GUESS.
>> I'M GOING TO GET HIM IN A
BETTER BODY POSITION SO HE CAN
STRIKE OUT.
HE'S RELAXING.
OKAY, BIG GUY.
THERE WE GO.
OH!
>> Jimmy: WHOA!
THAT WAS CRAZY.
>> THAT'S GOING TO HAVE VENOM ON
IT SO DON'T TOUCH IT.
>> Jimmy: DON'T EAT IT, DON'T
TRY TO REINFLATE IT.
>> YOU KNOW HOW I ALWAYS LOVE TO
LET YOU TAKE PART IN ANIMAL FUN.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> WE HAVE --
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
MIND?
>> COME HERE, COME ON DOWN.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, YOU WANT TO
DO THIS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Guillermo: YEAH, LET'S DO
THIS.
>> COME AROUND THIS WAY, COME
BEHIND ME.
YOU GUYS STAY TOGETHER.
GUILLERMO, GO RIGHT NEXT TO
JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: STAY REALLY CLOSE TO
ME, GUILLERMO.
>> HE'S KEYING IN ON YOUR BODY
HEAT.
>> Jimmy: HE'S KEYING ON MY BODY
HEAT?
>> YEP.
LET ME JUST -- OH!
>> Jimmy: HE MADE A MOVE FOR IT.
>> GIVE TO IT HIM.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, STING
THE BALLOON.
OKAY, DON'T GET CLOSE.
>> THERE YOU GO, BIG GUY.
>> Guillermo: SHOULD WE GO TO
COMMERCIAL?
>> Jimmy: OH, HE MISSED.
>> IT'S BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY
STRIKING FOR ME.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT, DAVE, GO
HOME, ENOUGH.
DAVE SALMONI, EVERYBODY.
PUPPY BOWL XVI.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE WEEKND.
>> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO COLIN
FARRELL AND DAVE SALMONI AND THE
ANIMALS.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON, WE RAN
OUT OF TIME WITH HIM.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
BUT FIRST HERE WITH THE SONG
"BLINDING LIGHTS," THE WEEKND!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ I'VE BEEN TRYNA CALL
I'VE BEEN ON MY OWN
FOR LONG ENOUGH
MAYBE YOU CAN SHOW ME ♪
♪ HOW TO LOVE MAYBE
I'M GOING THROUGH
WITHDRAWALS
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ♪
♪ TO DO TOO MUCH
YOU CAN TURN ME ON
WITH JUST A TOUCH, BABY
I LOOK AROUND AND ♪
♪ SIN CITY'S COLD AND EMPTY
NO ONE'S AROUND
TO JUDGE ME
I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE GONE
I SAID, OH
I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS
NO, I CAN'T SLEEP ♪
♪ UNTIL I FEEL YOUR TOUCH
I SAID, OH
I'M DROWNING IN THE NIGHT
OH, WHEN I'M LIKE THIS ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I TRUST
HEY, HEY, HEY
♪
♪ I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
'CAUSE I CAN SEE ♪
♪ THE SUN LIGHT UP THE SKY
SO I HIT THE ROAD
IN OVERDRIVE, BABY, OH
THE CITY'S COLD AND EMPTY ♪
♪ NO ONE'S AROUND
TO JUDGE ME
I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY
WHEN YOU'RE GONE ♪
♪ I SAID, OH
I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS
NO, I CAN'T SLEEP
UNTIL I FEEL YOUR TOUCH ♪
♪ I SAID, OH
I'M DROWNING IN THE NIGHT
OH, WHEN I'M LIKE THIS
YOU'RE THE ONE I TRUST ♪
♪ I'M JUST CALLING
BACK TO LET YOU KNOW
I COULD NEVER ♪
♪ SAY IT ON THE PHONE
WILL NEVER LET YOU GO
THIS TIME, OH ♪
♪ I SAID, OH
I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS
NO, I CAN'T SLEEP
UNTIL I FEEL YOUR TOUCH ♪
♪ HEY HEY HEY
♪ OH OH OH
♪ I SAID OH I'M BLINDED BY THE
LIGHTS ♪
♪ NO I CAN'T SLEEP UNTIL I FEEL
YOUR TOUCH ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]