So I live in an apartment complex in Hollywood and because of that I'm always hearing these twink sounding boys singing off in the distance and
I swear to god one of them is James Charles. You cannot prove me wrong. MAC! What up gangs?
Are there still gangs in 2018? So VidCon happened a week ago. We all know this.
Also this is like the third video upload this week, so I probably should've mentioned that before but I just remembered it now.
Haha! It's actually really freakin organized, got lot of shit, met a lot of you guys (that was really cute) also, Tanacon flopped.
So here's what's in my refrigerator... How do I start off this video? So, I was perusing the internet probably drunk.
I don't think I was drunk..I wasn't drunk. I don't drink that much guys. I need to stop making these jokes.
You guys probably think I'm really depressed. [She is a BITCH.] So I was perusing the internet very sober but also just being very weird,
and I saw a series of videos of these people showing you what is in their magical
..refrigerators that cost millions of dollars. And first thing that came to my mind was: a refrigerator? I have one of those!
That's it, video's over, we're going, bye!
Video's over, that's all I wanted to say. Goodbye!
But most of these YouTube videos are like super like well made, well produced; showing like a bunch of vegetables, green juices
and pressed mineral oils. I don't know. I am not about that life,
so I decided, being the realest, fakest bitch out there in the world, trying to get the most clout as possible,
I will show you what is in the refrigerator of a normal human not
some healthy bitch that has their life together and after all the times I've been joking about being depressed, after this video
You guys might be like, "Wow,
he might need help."
So this is what's in my refrigerator!
*awkward smile*
That's how the video is gonna be. Honestly it might actually be: 'so tanacon flopped so here's what's inside my refrigerator'
I might capitalize on that... shit
I really wanted to go..
There's my refrigerator right there. Here's the bitch! Can't see it because it's very whited out.
'Cause I am black as hell. We been knew.
And the first thing you would think is: oh! you have a very narrow kitchen
so it must be best to have your refrigerator opens that way so you don't have any inconveniences and some dumbass bullshit
'Cause you should have your life together, Mac. You are a YouTuber.
Well yEe because BiTCh! It opens the other way. We cause problems in this household.
Not only does it open in the most inconvenient way. It also is very
inconvenient in general. Let me just show you
This refrigerator.. is as sloppy as I am
If there was ever a refrigerator that could be as on-brand as me it is this refrigerator.
Fact number one.
This refrigerator was my dad's that he got after he moved out of my mom's house once they got separated,
which was about 11 years ago?
So this refrigerator is 11 years old *ksh* and let me just show you what happens.
[IT'S LIT]
So first, we have to stand all the way in the corner when we open it, 'cause we're stupid in THIS house.
Usually refrigerators like, stop when you open them... NOT THIS BITCH
Here it is-- there it goes--there it went-- *crash*--
And there it crashed. Yeah. [LIT]
My refrigerator. Where the hell do we start? Oh my gosh. What's this? What's this I see right here? Is it what I think it is?
I think it is! Oh my gosh guys...
It's my rent money. [Ehehe]
Haha! This is probably going to be my last sponsored video for awhile. I might be lying to you.
Actually, I did get an offer for something that I actually use and I might capitalize on that bitch.
But anyway, this video is sponsored by the one and only Dollar Shave Club. Here we go
There it is Dollar Shave Club. Shave a dollar club. Club comma shave a dollar. Gotta shave? Save a dollar. Gotta dollar shave it? Save it.
Oh my god, is that why-
Dollar save club, dollar shave, I'm just -
I'm going home. Now. You've probably seen every youtuber and their mother talk about this. I've heard many people talk great things about this
I've actually use one of these in the past. It was given to me in a random gift basket
It's actually pretty good for a bitch who doesn't grow a gigantic ass beard. *weird laugh/noise* Before I talk more about this
Maybe I should probably use this box. This is a part where we enter a separate clip of me
Doing the shit
*Unintelligible screeching*
t00thBrUSh!
I'm in my bathroom, what up? what up? using two soft boxes because my light makes a weird sound actually
'kay. Dollar Shave club's known to have all the grooming products
you need; toothpaste, body wash, hair styling product
Of course shaving products every single last thing you need to look and feel and smell
your best. And look what they sent me! Some one wipe charlies! Some lavender body cleanser why am i showing this in the mirror I can just
Lavender is actually one of my favorite smells so I'm pretty excited about that speaking of which actually lavenders right here razor handles a razor
Refill and of course famous shave butter
*The holy sound of Mac singing*
Where-? Excuse me.
There we go, *hAHuh* I've actually tried their shave butter before and
it lives up to his goddamn name. I'm not a professional shaver as you can see
I don't grow much. This is literally like butter. They don't lie in this household. I don't even know how to explain it
It's pretty easy. Like anyone can use it. Dollar Shave Club basically gives away their basic essential kit for only
$5 for new members, you see the tear stains. I wasn't crying I was sleeping
I think I cry in my sleep. The starter set features three trial size version the most popular products that'll help you
Stay fresh and clean plus an executive razor BiH. In their first box. You receive everything. I just received in mine. The shave butter, body wash
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only a few bucks a month. You can head over to dollarshaveclub.com/MacDoesIt to receive this $5 offer
That's DollarShaveClub.com/MacDoesIt And if you can hear that that is my stomach growling
so much. Maybe that's why I was crying in my sleep. Honestly. Let's get back to the video. Why don't we do that?
Oh wow, that was amazing. Totally not on a different day when I had time. Only five dollars, bitches.
Thank You Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring this video. Now, let's get back to the rest of the video. Please. If anybody's still watching. I'm reviewing a refrigerator.
Let's do this. The first thing I'm gonna show you guys is this water
It's probably the most sane thing in this refrigerator to be honest
yAy water, delicious. oH mY g0D
It's filtered tap water because I'm gay enough already. You guys get that joke. I'm sitting down now
I can't- I can't squat.
My knees are on fire because I'm incredibly overweight. What's in my home problem Next we have some grapefruit juice
The second most sane thing in my refrigerator and it's expired only lived here for three months. Great.
Now you're probably thinking "oh, this is normal, Mac. This is also a weird ass video. What the hell are you doing?" Stay Tuned.
a toothBrUsH
Now most American families are probably like 'we
like to eat like normal humans' but psych bitch, we don't do that here cuz guess what
I have? Cuz bitch we carry gigantic gallons of soy sauce in this household. If something taste bad bitch
Just put some soy sauce on it, you know, he's on to some good things sometimes.
It's 37 percent less sodium because I ain't crazy. I'm crazy bitch. But I'm not crazy, bitch. What else to show you?
Oh my god. Oh, I forgot about these. These are rum-soaked gummy bears. I might be depressed. Wow
They're stuck to the bowl. I'll put those back 'cuz I'm definitely not gonna eat them later. Glad we got that settled.
Eggs! Duh. Are they expired? that expired on May 5th, 2018.
I did not know eggs expired. We're still putting them back cuz we're gonna find something to do with them one day. You know what?
Stop it. So you guys know I'm very bougie
That's something. But did you guys know that I was bougie enough to have my own sliced prosciutto? Not just normal sliced prosciutto
But dried out, moldy sliced prosciutto because this packaging did not reseal after I used it once
Wanna guess how much this cost? We're gonna put this back we're gonna find something to do with it. We ain't wasting that money
What is this video? Let's go back to being normal and bring out some cream cheese
Please don't be expired. Okay, it's not expired. Okay, we're normal in this household. It expires in September
and so do I. Will I make anything with it? No. Will I just order some food and have it delivered to me like I do every day?
Great. I feel ten times better now
Oh, this is normal. This is normal right here. We're normal people. Cinnamon rolls ready to bake and it's not expired
See we're normal here. We're learning, we're growing,
we're figuring things out. Macdoesit. Mac does normal things.
Sometimes. When he feels like it. And I also have a box of rice that's been in here since I first moved in but
cinnamon rolls
Also, apparently I'm the type of bitch that puts face masks in the refrigerator. Like if I care about my hygiene...
I need help. What is wrong with me?! What else do I want to show you? That's the question right here. We also have some chicken broth. Cuz duh!
Blended mexican cheese that I totally forgot was in here.
Is this bitch- is this expired?
Hello? And it's not expired. Wow. I have my life more together than I thought guys this is a surprise for me
So many things I could eat in here
Some cream cheese. Some cheese.
Did I mention I'm lactose sensitive?
I also have this meat. *BOWBOWBOW* Cause no refrigerator is complete without some meat. We ain't vegans here. Meat expert..
No, it's not expired. The meat is not expired!
Plot twist! We do have our lives together here.
I am just finding out more and more. So much shit in my refrigerator is still good to eat. I'm very happy. Will I eat it though?
We will find out. Vegan butter? More like vegan butt...her.
Cuz I'm a man
'kay, also back onto the meat trend, here is some salami
There was some salami, oh wow
Oh wow. Oh wow.
Toothbrush!
So we're not gonna show you that.
That definitely wasn't a ham and salami sandwich that I got from Panera and I totally forgot about four weeks ago
No it wasn't. That was some
happiness, some clouds. That I'm probably gonna need after this video. Now
you're probably thinking, 'Mac
are you ever gonna try to be healthy once in your life, like maybe that will help you mentally sometimes. Maybe that will help you
find better content, you know.' Well
yes, bitch. shut the *bleep* up. Cuz guess what this bitch has in his refrigerator? Some broccoli, hoe.
That is totally not my roommates and it's completely mine. Shut up.
Shut up. I also have a zucchini. Or I had a zucchini. This bitch is moldy. Oh
Ooh! *Very disgusted 'OOOOH!'*
Ooh, I'm touching it! *Disgusted gag/cough*
Wow, wow, wow why'd I throw it back in my refrigerator?
Fuck it. Kosher dill pickles cuz we respect religion in this household apparently. I also have some gigantic fruit. What are these fruits called?
We will find out. they're grapefruits they're grapefruits we found out
It's we're good. They're totally mine, shut up. We have a grapefruit fetish in this refrigerator
You also have some cilantro parsley. I did cook once in this kitchen. Once, bitch
I also had a French man come over and cook me burgers
My life is weird. what else can I show you guys what else would make me seem normal?
We have lemons! ... We had lemons. Oh hey, look, there we go
Here he is, here it is
Here we go. fun fatty
Ok, we're done I also have a freezer but that's like
Way up there
I should probably make something to end this video on a good note. Or or just hear me out, I can just eat this
funfetti and a bowl of cereal and call it a day. That sounds cute
Ok, so what do we learn today kids?
Exactly. We probably learn more about me today than I meant to make you guys learn I am
Sorry this a good video idea ugly. Now. I feel better after making this probably not
Down below what's in your refrigerator? Honestly, please tell me it's something weird like mine and that I'm not like abnormal LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I really want to know. I really want to feel like I fit in sometimes. This is getting dark.
I'm gonna leave I'm gonna go my name is mac and don't forget to like, comment, share and subscribeh! Bwaaah!