Here I go for the three!
From downtown!
Get In There!
Damn! so close.
Get In There!
[Other player] "Cornman, what are you doing dude?"
Trying to win us the game here. Helloooo
[other player] "Ohh my god Cornman."
Nobody else is doing anything
Watch this, this time i've got this.
BAM! Get in there you son of a bitch!
NO! Basketball come back!
Nonononononono
ohhhhhhhhh
[Fading] Basketbaaaaaaaaaaal
[other player] "What the frick are you doing Torbjörn?"
Shut up!
Ok! I'll put a turret down, Christ.
Now, back to the real game.
I got this. This is the one.
Get i- OHHHHH
[Disorganized shouts of "I did it"]
I knew I could play the game babey!
"Nice work man." No problem. Its what I do.
Now watch this.
Now I'm going for the slam dunk.
[quiet] Slam dunk.
Now you try it man.
But not on winston though
Cause winston can jump back, see?
Now look at this reaper, I say to him
I say hello
But then I also say goodbye
See ya later
*goodbye kiss*
I'll see you next time.
Now watch this.
This is advanced-
Piece of shit game's busted
Kanye: "Its in my code!"
It's fucking busted
Kanye: "Its in my code, have yall seen Wreck It Ralph?"
"Do you remember how"
"that girl in there"
Interviewer: "The glitch?"
Kanye: "Yeah, she was the glitch."
You telling me they don't look at me like i'm the motherfucking glitch?
Now look at this, Ya ready?
Here you go
You know you're on the bad team and there's fifty seconds left
and you're the top guy with one kill.
This team sucks my dick.
[Other player] "That sounded like Dunkey?"
Uh oh "Hii Dunkey"
[Jesse whining]
Yeah that sucks man it's a great game.
Guys also remember to tweet your name in the comments
For your chance to get into the overwatch beta.
I've got a hundred keys.
It's you, you goddamn jabroni.
"No way that's Dunkey"
Look at this terrible Hanzo
He needs to watch my tutorial.
How to play Overwatch
For assholes
Just do it like this dumbass!
Look at this
Boom!
Off da wall!
Do it like this!
Wahh!
See dat!?
See how I kill em!?
Hey Lúcio, you're coming with me!
[Laughter]
"Which of these is even mine!?"
You're the red one!
I think it's working!
This guy is even better than Winston!
Kanye: "You telling me people don't look at Kanye West like the glitch?"
What's that ball- Ohh...
Killed by Megadick!?
Fuck you Megadick
Baw- Oh Shit!
I keep throwing turrets around.
We did it babey!
[Victory Cheers]
That's how to play Overwatch.
Kanye: "And she was on the side of the videogame"
"The whole time"
"It's in my code"
"Its in my code"
Now lets see what the Hanzo learned
From my educational video.
okay
This is how to play Hanzo here.
Stand right there.
Just give it a second.
Just one second.
[Laughter]