I DO LIKE IT WHEN THE FOO FIGHTERS ARE HERE.
THEY BRING A GOOD VIBE.
>> THERE IS SO LITTLE FOO AROUND WHEN THEY ARE HERE.
>> James: BECAUSE ST ALL BEING FOUGHT, THAT IS THE POINT.
I LIKE THAT THEY HAVE MADE THIS SLASHER MOVIE.
I'M KIND OF SURPRISED YOU'RE NOT IN IT, REG.
I FEEL LIKE IT IS THE THING THE FOO FIGHTERS WOULD BE LIKE REG,
COME AND BE IN MY SLASHER MOVIE.
>> Reggie: BUT I'M A HUGE ANTI-GOO PERSON, SO ANYTHING
WITH A GOO IN IT, I CAN'T DO IT.
>> James: IF YOU HAD A BAND YOU WOULD BE CALLED THE GOO
FIGHTERS.
>> Reggie: EXACTLY.
>> James: THAT IS HOW MUCH YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
>> Reggie: 100 PERCENT.
>> James: WHAT OTHER MOVIES COT FOO FIGHTERS BE IN, IF YOU
COULD ADD THE FOO FIGHTERS TO ANY MOVIE, WHAT WOULD IT SHALL?
>> I WOULD LIKE THEM TO BE IN LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
THEY'RE JUST PART OF THE CREW, YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
LIKE MY AND MY SWORD AND MY-- AND THE FOO FIELTERS.
>> James: YOU KNOW I WOULD LIKE THEM TO BE THE BAND ON THE
TITANIC.
>> OH.
>> James: YOU KNOW THE BAND PLAYED ON.
IT TWOOB REALLY GREAT IF LIKE IN THE MIDST OF IT BILLY DANE IS
TRYING TO GET IN THAT LIFE BOAT THAT HE SHOULDN'T GET IN AND
KATE WINSLET AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO ARE JUST LIKE, I GOT
ANOTHER CONFESSION.
♪ REALLY LIFT THAT MOVIE, REALLY LIFT THAT PART OF THE FILM.
I THINK ANY MUSIC LIFTS THE MOOD.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I THINK EVEN LIKE HILARY, DAM ONRICE COULD BE
LIKE.
♪ SO IT IS.
♪ JUST LIKE-- AND WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S MUSIC.
>> JUST NICE OF THEM FREEZINGETTE TO DEATH IN THE
NORTH ATLANTIC.
>> James: YOU'RE LIKE DAMIAN, FLOAT LIKE A CAN ON BALL, YOU'VE
GOT IT RIGHT.
>> I ATE THAT ALBUM UP, I ATE THAT ALBUM UP, OH MY GOD.
SO GOOD.
>> HEART-WRENCHING.
>> James: HEART-WRENCHING, I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT WHEN I THINK
ABOUT THAT ALBUM.
I PAINTED A GATE LISTENING TO THAT ALBUM.
TRUE STORY, I PAINTED A GATE, WHAT IT WAS, MY
EX-EX-GIRLFRIEND'S FAMILY BOUGHT THIS HOUSE IN ITALY AND THEY
WERE GOING OVER.
-- THEY WERE DOING IT ALL UP AND STUFF AND I COULD SENSE EVEN ON
THE AIRPLANE TENSION WITHIN HER FAMILY AT THE VERY NOTION OF
PUTTING THIS HOUSE TOGETHER.
YOU WE WERE ALL GOING TO HELP AND IT WAS A LOT OF BUILDING OF
FURNITURE AND WE BOT THERE AND THERE WAS IKEA BOXERS AND ALL
THIS STUFF. AND I THOUGHT I KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS.
I NEED TO STAY OUT O OF THE HOUSE AND JUST PAINT THAT GATE.
AND THAT IS WHAT I DID.
TWO COATS IN GREEN, BEAUTIFUL.
>> IS THAT THE ONLY MANUAL LABOR YOU'VE EVER DONE.
>> James: EXACTLY.
>> THAT'S WHY YOU REMEMBER IT.
THAT'S WHY YOU REMEMBER IT.
>> James: I MEAN, SORRY, I DON'T KNOW-- ALL CAN I SEE NOW
IS A MAN IN A GLASS HOUSE THROWING A HUGE BOWL OF
STONES-- NO, DON'T EVEN-- I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO STAY, YOU
ARE GOING TO STAY OH, I-- ALL THOSE-- THAT WAS ONE SUMMER,
THAT WAS ONE SUMMER AND HE DID IT T CUZ YOU NEEDED MONEY.
I DID IT IT CUZ I WAS HELPING MY.
>> SO MAYBE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.
>> James: I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT, THAT PROBABLY WAS THE
ONLY TIME I HAVE DONE MANUAL LABOR.
SOMEONE NEARLY CLAPPED.
WELL, LISTEN, AMERICA, WAIT NO MORE.
IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
RUSSIA CONTINUES TO PREPARE FOR WHAT IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE
LIKE A FULL SCALE INVASION OF UKRAINE.
SO TODAY VLADIMIR PUTIN RELEASED A VIDEO AND HAD THIS TO SAY.
>> NOT TRUE,-- .
>> James: NOW WE CUT IT OFF BEFORE THE END THERE, BECAUSE AT
THAT POINT PUTIN WAS LIKE AND BE SURE TO HIT THE LIKE BUTTON AND
SUBSCRIBE FOR ALL MY VIDEOS.
HE TALKED ABOUT DIRECT AND HONEST DIALOGUE.
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS BEEN TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING.
DOESN'T IT, MEANWHILE PRESIDENT BIDEN CONTINUES IT TO PILE ON
SANCTIONS, THE LATEST ROUND SPECIFICALLY TARGETING THE
FAMILIES OF PUTIN'S INNERCIRCLE.
ASSETS ARE BEING FROZEN, BANK ACCOUNTS SQUEEZED AND THERE IS
NO MORE SHARING OF A SINGLE NETFLIX PASSWORD.
I THINK THAT WILL GET THEM.
IN OTHER NEWS IT LOOKS LIKE LOS ANGELES WILL BE LIFTING ITS
INDOOR MASK MANDATE ON FRIDAY.
THE NEW GUIDELINES WILL A YOU LA VACCINATED PEOPLE TO TAKE OFF
THEIR MASKS BUT ONLY AT LOCATIONS THAT CHECK FOR PROOF
OF VACCINATION.
THAT STORY AGAIN, PEOPLE IN L.A.
WHO GOT WORK DONE OVER THE PANDEMIC HAVE ONLY GOT TWO DAYS
LEFT UNTIL THE BIG REVEAL.
NO MORE MASKS IN LOS ANGELES.
MEANWHILE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY IS LIKE MASKED?
YOU TBIES ARE STILL DOING THAT?
NICK, YOUR WIFE MUST BE EXCITE, FINALLY GET HER PANTIES BACK.
>> James: NOW NICK, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, WHEN I HEARD
THIS STORY, I WAS BUZZING.
I WAS LIKE AMAZING.
WE DON'T HAVE TO WEAR MASKS.
HERE ANY MORE.
BUT WE DO, APPARENTLY, YES?
>> YEAH, I THINK WE STILL MIGHT HERE.
>> James: WHY?
>> CUZ I THINK THAT HOLLYWOOD MIGHT HAVE DIFFERENT RULES THAN
CALIFORNIA AND L.A. COUNTY.
>> James: I THINK [BLEEP] THE SHOW, LET'S JUST MOVE THE SHOW,
LET'S MOVE THE SHOW.
>> TO WHERE.
>> James: LET'S GO TO FLORIDA, MAN.
(LAUGHTER) LET'S JUST DO IT.
LET'S JUST DO IT.
>> I THINK WE'RE TRADING ONE SET OF PROBLEMS FOR ANOTHER.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: AND DID EVERYBODY HEAR ABOUT THIS, A SCOTTISH
THEATER COMPANY JUST SET A NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD.
THE COMPANY OPENED A BOX OF MYSTERY SCRIPTS AND THEN STAGED
A FULL MUSICAL IN JUST NINE HOURS, 59 MINUTES AND THREE
SECONDS.
LISTEN, WE MAKE A TV SHOW FROM SCRATCH EVERY SINGLE DAY,
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I WILL SAY THIS, IT DOES TELL THAT THE PERFORMANCE WAS
SCOTTISH BECAUSE NO ONE REALLY KNOWS IF YOU HAVE GOT A LINE
WRONG.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IF ARE YOU LIKE, IT MIGHT BE-- HEY,-- AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE
I IMAGINE THAT IS THE SCRIPT, YEAH.
AND FINALLY I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A DOG IN JAPAN HAS BECOME
A BIT OF AN INTERNET SENSATION AFTER IT WAS CAPTURED ON GOOGLE
MAP CHASING THE GOOGLE CAR EVERYWHERE.
HERE IT IS HERE, YOU SEE IT THERE.
AND THEN HERE.
AND THEN HE AGAIN HERE.
APPARENTLY THE DOG WAS CHASING THE GOOGLE MAPS CAR, HE EXCEPT
IN THAT BOAT YARD, HE WAS JUST THERE TO BUY COCAINE.
IT STARTED OFF IN JAPAN BUT THIS DOG WAS RELENTLESS.
LOOK HOW FAR HE FOLLOWED THE CAR.
HE FOLLOWED THE CAR TO THE NBA ALL-STAR GAME.
THEN HE WAS AT KAYNE'S LAUNCH FOR DONDA TWO.
AND FINALLY WENT ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA TO SMOOTH OUT THE WHOLE
UKRAINE THING.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.