- [Orange] How 2 you do, fruit lovers?
Orange and Pear here with a super exciting episode of How 2.
Tell 'em what it is Pear.
Oh man, I bet it's so exciting.
- [Pear] Actually, it is.
Today, we're showing you patriotic Americans
How 2 Register to Vote.
(record scratching)
- [Orange] How to register to vote?
That's not exciting.
That sounds like a super boring, unless, do we get stickers?
- [Pear] Stickers?
- [Orange] Yeah, the I Voted stickers
everybody shows off on Instagram.
Do we get one of those?
Do we, do we, do we, do we?
- Sure, I guess, but we have to vote first.
- [Orange] Then what are we waiting for?
Let's vote, let's vote right now.
- [Pear] Okay, all right, all right.
I'm glad you're enthused,
even if it is just for a sticker.
- [Orange] What else am I supposed to be excited about?
Democracy? (laughs)
- [Pear] Well, yeah, actually, yes.
I was hoping you'd be excited for democracy.
- [Orange] (laughs) Oh Pear, you're a riot.
- (scoffs) All right, step one, visit this website.
It's is the National Association
of Secretaries of State website
and it's where you'll find info on everything you need;
how to register to vote in your state,
how to check if you're currently registered.
- [Orange] Where to pick up your sticker.
- [Pear] The location of your polling place.
- [Orange] Where to stick your sticker on your body.
- [Pear] Info on absentee voting.
- [Orange] How to get the best lighting
for your Instagram post of you wearing your sticker.
- [Pear] Orange.
(record scratching) - [Orange] What?
Are you mad that I'm so stuck on that one thing? (laughs)
- [Pear] Yeah, actually I am.
Voting is fundamental to our democracy.
It's way more important than just getting a sticker.
- [Orange] Hey, getting a sticker's a big deal.
I've never had a sticker that wasn't edible.
(Orange farts) (Orange laughs)
- [Pear] Okay, dude, can we just please focus?
First question, the website wants to know
what state you're in.
- [Orange] Confusion, mostly. (laughs)
- [Pear] (scoffs) You can say that again.
All right, step two, after you've followed
the website's instructions
and registered to vote, it's time to go
to your polling place on Election Day.
- [Orange] To pick up your sticker, woo hoo.
(record scratching) - [Pear] Not so fast, Orange.
You don't get a sticker just for showing up.
You have to vote first.
- [Orange] (grumbles) Man, wow.
They really string you along for this sticker, huh?
- [Pear] Step three, when it's your turn,
you'll go into a private voting booth.
- [Orange] Wait, so no one else can see what I vote for?
- [Pear] Nope.
That's one of the great things about voting.
You're free to vote exactly how you want
and no one can pressure you.
You can even write in names of people
not listed on the ballot.
- [Orange] Hold the phone.
Lemme get this straight.
If I wanna write in, oh, I dunno,
Chicken Butt for Senate, then?
- [Pear] Then, yeah, you can do that.
It's a waste of a vote if you ask me, but--
- [Orange] No buts, Pear, only Chicken Butts. (laughs)
You said I'm free to vote for exactly who I want, right?
- [Pear] Yeah, that's true.
- [Orange] Then I choose Chicken Butt. (laughs)
- [Pear] Oh boy.
- [Orange] Chicken Butt for Senate,
for governor, for comptroller.
Chicken Butt for everything. (laughs)
- [Pear] (sighs) Well, nobody said Democracy was perfect.
- [Orange] (laughs) Now it's sticker time, right?
- [Pear] Yes.
After you put your ballot in the ballot box,
it's time for step four, get your sticker.
- [Orange] (laughs) I did it, I did it.
Look at me, everyone.
Look what a great person I am.
I voted, I'm a great citizen.
Chicken Butt for everything. (laughs)
- [Chicken Butt] Excuse me?
- [Orange] Huh?
- [Chicken Butt] Hi, I'm Chicken Butt.
I heard you voted for me for, well, everything.
I wanted to thank you.
Thanks to your enthusiasm,
I wound up winning every position in the government.
- [Orange] Wait, really?
You mean a Chicken Butt is actually
running our government now?
- [Chicken Butt] Yep.
- [Orange] Cool, is that why our civilization
is crumbling before our very eyes?
- [Chicken Butt] I'll be honest with ya,
running the entire government
is probably a job for more than one Chicken Butt.
Was I qualified in any way to run the entire government?
Not at all, but you voted for my butt,
so I'm gonna keep doing everything
a lone Chicken Butt can do.
- [Orange] Oh, so can you start
by making sure that building doesn't fall on us?
- [Chicken Butt] Sorry, Chicken Butts can't do that.
- [Orange] Well, what can Chicken Butts do?
- [Chicken Butt] Basically just this. (farts)
(record scratching) (Orange scoffs)
- [Chicken Butt] Later.
- [Orange] Pear, I made a mistake.
I should've been taken voting more seriously.
- [Pear] Well, I'm glad you came around, dude.
It just goes to show, anyone can run for public office.
Even you and me.
- [Orange] Whoa, really?
We should totally run.
- [Pear] Absolutely.
Though, that's a whole other topic for another video.
- [Orange] No, we should totally run.
(record scratching) - [Pear] Huh?
(both screaming)
(building thuds)
(upbeat music)