Maybe we should take Rex to the hospital.
- Why? - So he can die there.
Jade.
It's not good for a 16 year old guy
to go through life with his hand shoved up
a... that
Maybe this happened for a reason.
But if Rex dies, Robbie's gonna--
Get over it and become a normal person?
Yeah, that'd be tragic.
What's going on with you?
I saw you here early this morning
and Jade said she saw you here last night.
Everything is normal!
- Cat?! - What are you do--
Excuse me, lady! Guys, you are in the way!
[screaming]
Get 'er! Cat! Wait!
Why are you running so fast?!
Stray sodas? Yes!
Did she brag about it to you?
You mean divertisimo?
Yes. She mentioned it.
So, what are you doing tonight?
I... am going to trick my girlfriend.
- Trick her? - Well, sorta.
You know she has to say "yes" to everything?
I'm not sure I need to hear this.
No, no listen...
You know how I love drag racing?
No.
Well, I do. And Jade has always refused to go
to a race with me. She says it's stupid.
I'm voting with Jade on this one.
Don't care.
Hey! Are you gonna stop?
Nah, I'm still pretty thirsty.
Give it back.
Sure. Yeah.
Here. Thanks.
Ah.
You just leave my prom alone.
Maybe now you know what it feels like
to plan something and then have it ruined
by someone else!
Ah, you're such a big baby!
Weird, you just said that.
Doug! Over here!
Oh... my God.
You Tori Vega?
She sure is.
What is that?
I'm Doug, the diaper guy.
Yeah and?
I do parties.
I was hired to come here and do my thing!
Hired?
Yeah. [chuckles]
And what is your thing?
Well, I sing, I dance, I'll pee my pants.
♪ I'm Doug, the diaper guy ♪
Come on, Rico.
Let's go out there and strike up the partay.
[music playing]
You're sick. You are a sick person.
You're just now figuring that out?
- You want a soda? - Ah, sure.
Me too, give me money.
Okay. Now watch as I scare the lip gloss off
of Tori and Trina.
Forward thrust.
I don't even know why you would choose it.
I mean-- [beeping]
And now... laser assault!
[chuckles]
I think the rebels won that one.
[music playing]
- Did you find it? - I'm looking.
Just search "Gargantosaurus".
I know what to search.
You sure we all want to spend our Saturday night at a museum?
It's a new discovery, the third biggest dinosaur bone
ever found in California.
I hear it's a femur.
The Gargantosaurus femur bone will be on display
tomorrow night from 7 to 11 p.m.
at the Museum of Large Bones.
Yes, this is gonna be great! Great!
Oh, my gosh!
What about your gosh?
To celebrate the launch of the new Pear Pad three,
the Pear Store at the Grove is giving away
three new Pear Pads.
How do you win one?
By making a video showing how much you want one.
The best video makers each get a Pear Pad three.
I got to work on this all weekend.
No! What about the dinosaur bone?
It's a femur.
I got to work on my video.
Andre, you want to do it with me?
Uh, nope, I've got a Pear Pad.
Yeah, [chuckles] a two.
What's so great about the three?
It has a slightly better screen.
I don't care.
I'm cool with my Pear Pad... two.
Hello. Excuse me, Jade. Uh, I'm Braydon...
from history class.
You borrowed my notes.
Can I have 'em back now?
I-I-I could... oh, God, I'm sorry.
Thanks, Braydon.
Who's having a good time at the Hollywood Arts' Cow Wow?
[cheering]
[music playing]
There's a wiener in my punch.
Ow!
I'm so sorry.
Did you see that?
I'll drink it.
[bell ringing]
Cat... why'd you just throw your drink in the trash?
Because I wasn't thirsty.
But... but you bought... forget it.