- How do you do, fruit lovers? I'm Orange.
- I'm Pear.
- And today we're showing you how to get a driver's license.
Which is great,
because I've been meaning to get one of those.
- You don't have a driver's license?
That's surprising.
- Why? Because I've driven cars in countless videos?
- No, because you drive me crazy every single day.
(Orange laughs)
- Good one, Pear.
- Yeah, I'm not joking.
- Good old Pear, always with the jokes.
Okay, so what do I do first?
- [Pear] Step one is to study up on the rules of the road.
- Ha ha, that's easy.
Green means go, red means stop,
and orange means you're super awesome.
- That's yellow, dude.
What about signs? Do you know what this one means?
- Sure I do, that's a drunk arrow.
Slow children at play.
That's a truck going up a sweet ramp in reverse.
(Orange laughs)
- Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say driver's ed
could really help you out.
- Now, now, who's this Ed?
And where's he driving me?
(Orange laughs)
- Now once you've passed your drivers education course,
it's time for step two.
Get your driver's license photo taken.
- Oh man, I'm gonna take the funniest photo ever.
(Orange laughs)
- Now Orange, stop.
No props.
- But-but-but-but, not even my rainbow clown wig?
- No, your driver's license photo should be serious.
Most people don't even smile.
- All right, don't worry.
I won't smile, but I will make other faces.
(camera clicks)
- Orange!
- Blah, blah, blah, blah!
- Orange!
(raspberry sound)
Orange!
- Oh, how handsome!
Ooh! So can I drive now? Is the episode over?
- You can drive, but there's one more step.
Getting a driver's license is only half the battle.
You have to make sure to keep your drivers license
by obeying all traffic laws.
- [Orange] Yeah, yeah yeah.
I know. Ooh! The lights yellow!
That means peel out! Ha ha ha!
(police sirens wail)
- License and registration, please.
Mr. Orange, do you know why I pulled you over?
- No officer, why?
Because your driver's license photo is too darn handsome.
(both laugh)
I mean it, great picture, man.
I see a lot of these things and it really takes the cake.
- Hey, you know what else takes the cake?
- A thief who likes sweets, I suppose.
(both laugh)
(both make annoying sounds)
(both make raspberry sound)
(both laugh)
Well, this was fun. You have a nice day.
(fart noise)
(upbeat music)