i'm dick montgomery i'm geraldine
westmonthan
we are australian and we're going to be
defining australian slang for you today
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yeah honing in your car live to her just
it's like in it you can actually get
pulled over and you got
get i was at the uh or at the american
embassy
in uh australia and someone couldn't get
into america because they had a hooning
charge
from 15 years prior something crazy so
they couldn't go have their honeymoon
because they had a hooning charge which
is literally like the charge is
literally for
speeding but they call it homing to me i
thought hooning is just like driving
around with friends like listening to
music being a little
rascal but i thought i thought i could
have sworn because like you literally
can get pulled
i think phooning is when you're over 20
kilometers over the
limit oh like it's called a charge
because you're such a
hooligan that's good to know see i don't
yeah i don't endorse
that kind of hooning then bloody roof
yeah bloody river wait that sounded
amazing exceptional
in your voice exceptional term i like
this one
but you got to say rip up so you almost
replace that er with an
a and that's like a better phonetic
pronunciation
ripper bloody ripper exceptional legend
yeah biscuit bicky and some tea but
you're going to say it like that have a
little bicky
pass on yeah get your passion
make it out baby smooch it feel like in
high school
right i don't know if i would really
use it but um definitely feels like a
yeah an extreme australian way to say
making out
they pashed okay deco you want to do
this one
are you beauty you beauty that's beauty
used in a sentence
an endearing uh form of describing how
beautiful something is or a person is or
a experience is i feel like the way
i would use this like if someone does
something nice for me they'll be like
hey like i made you lunch and i'll be
like you beauty
you know that's perfect mates rates
like if it's if it's your mate he'll
give you mates rates
on on uh like
the expense you know he'll give you a
little discount
like if you have a mate that's like a
tradie which is like a trades person
who's an electrician and if he usually
charges 150 bucks an hour
he'll he'll do it for you for 50 50
bucks
the most australian sentence right
rubbers oh
an eraser yeah
brekkie this is my breaking australians
australia is really good at brekkie like
breakfast i feel like we've really the
cafes have really
figured out how to do a good brekkie
just like avo toast
i mean i missed out the most about
australia
oh cover this is still used
i'll cover it's like uh some of my mates
will call me a cheeky cobbler
which is like i think i don't know what
the actual like what the
i guess the derivative of it is or you
say you cheeky combat
i don't know again i've got a friend
that says that to me all the time
and i just always remember replace that
er with a
and you're australian cobber tar
thanks yeah yeah thank you
colby oh it's like a beer right yeah
brew have a cold
yeah a cold beer
in summer on ice a good vp
feeling crooked is like feeling unwell
like you're feeling real
crook i can't get i can't go to work
today i'm feeling really bloody crooked
that's good we say the dog's bollocks
like that do you do you use it i've i've
never used this
yeah like the highest
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yeah i mean i feel like this classic cry
crocky crikey man you know made
made world famous by mr steve owen
ah that bloody gala
half an hour i'll be there in half hour
30 minutes
in it this feels very british though
that's a crazy story isn't it
in it in it to me if i'm like doing a
terrible english accent i'm probably
gonna be like in it
you know like it feels very it does feel
very british
i think my english accent is worse than
my american accent
i don't know why i feel like there's so
many different accents in such a short
sort of space like that's the hardest
thing there's like so many tiny
variations get on the lackey
laptop that's what i'm calling you from
yeah laughing
get my lappy out oh yeah you mole
i haven't heard this one you're ugly
this is very puberty blues this is uh
like quite an old school term
no dramas no worries no whackers
those are some variations it's just like
it's no hassle like no dramas do you
want me to do this yet no thomas
it's the whole australian energy
reckon that's probably the one i use the
most
me too yeah like i think i think
would you say your name like i reckon
this is a good idea
yeah like yeah i reckon that's the right
definition
thank you so much for listening to our
uh
partial definitions or at least my
partial definitions of australian sign
yes cheers