ANNOUNCER: We take you now to Kermit the Frog with another
fast-breaking news story.
KERMIT: With an oink oink here and an oink oink there.
You know, you remind me of somebody.
I just can't figure out who.
PIG: [OINK]
KERMIT: Oh.
Oh, hi-ho.
This is Kermit the Frog, and I'm speaking to you from Old
MacDonald's farm, you see because this is the very farm
that was made famous by that rhyme, "Old MacDonald had a
farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm, he had some--
OLD MACDONALD: Cows.
KERMIT: Cows, yes.
E-I-E-I-O. With a moo moo here--
OLD MACDONALD: And a moo moo there.
KERMIT AND OLD MACDONALD: Here a moo, there a moo,
everywhere a moo moo.
KERMIT: Yes, indeed.
Old MacDonald does indeed have a farm--
E-I-E-I-O.
OLD MACDONALD: This is it.
KERMIT: And I understand--
I see that you have a very unusual accent.
OLD MACDONALD: Oh, all right, laddie, that I do.
KERMIT: Would you indeed be Scottish?
OLD MACDONALD: Well, with a name like MacDonald, do you
think I'm from Calcutta?
KERMIT: Yes, OK.
I gather, Mr. MacDonald, that I'm out here for a very big
story, because you have something very, very different
and unusual to show us today.
OLD MACDONALD: Oh, all right, that's right laddie.
KERMIT: And it's something that we
have never seen before.
OLD MACDONALD: Oh, that's right.
KERMIT: Would you tell us what it is?
OLD MACDONALD: Yes, yes-- go on, Bessie.
Go on, go on.
KERMIT: That's Bessie, huh?
OLD MACDONALD: Yes, it's a spaceship.
Spaceship.
KERMIT: A spaceship.
OLD MACDONALD: Yes, with a whoosh whoosh here and a
whoosh whoosh there.
Here a whoosh, there a whoosh, everywhere a whoosh whoosh.
KERMIT: Whoosh whoosh you say?
OLD MACDONALD: Yes, whoosh whoosh-- that's the sound a
spaceship makes when it flies around.
KERMIT: Wow, well--
OLD MACDONALD: All right.
KERMIT: OK, well, Old MacDonald has a farm and a
reported spaceship, but I, of course, have not seen it.
Would you mind describing this reported
spaceship for us, Mr. MacDonald?
OLD MACDONALD: Oh sure, laddie.
You see, it's red, and it flies through the air.
And it looks like an upside down disc.
Why, look, there it is!
The dog has the spaceship in its mouth!
KERMIT: Wait a minute.
OLD MACDONALD: Put that spaceship down!
KERMIT: Wait a second, this is the spaceship, Mr. MacDonald?
OLD MACDONALD: Yes.
It's a red spaceship.
KERMIT: Mr. MacDonald, this is a Frisbee.
OLD MACDONALD: A Frisbee?
KERMIT: That's a Frisbee.
KIDS: Oh, that's our Frisbee.
Yeah.
KERMIT: You brought me all the way out here to see a Frisbee?
OLD MACDONALD: Frisbee?
KERMIT: That's a Frisbee.
OLD MACDONALD: Well-- well, OK, OK, so Old MacDonald has a
farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he had a Frisbee.
KERMIT: Yeah.
OLD MACDONALD: I said it was something different.
KERMIT: Yeah.
OLD MACDONALD: Look, man.
KERMIT: E-I-E-I-O. A spaceship, eesh.
[SPACESHIP NOISE]
KERMIT: Oh, no.
Look at that.
MARTIANS: Omm.
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
Uh-huh.
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, uh-huh, uh-huh,
yip, yip, yip, yip.
ET?
KERMIT: No.
No, not ET, Kermit the Frog.
MARTIAN: Old MacDonald had a farm.
MARTIANS: Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
MARTIAN: And on his farm he had a frog.
MARTIANS: Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
E-I-E-I-O.
KERMIT: With a help help here and a help help there, here a
help, there a help.
Help!
[MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM"]