(laughs)
- That laugh has gotta go.
(laughs)
What is that?
(regal music)
What's up everyone I'm Meghan Trainor,
and I'm about to play Expensive Taste Test.
Ooh, with Cosmo.
(laughs) (beep)
Okay, if you haven't seen this yet the rules are,
they're gonna put two items in front of me
and I have to determine which one is expensive,
the bougie one you know what I mean?
And which one is not as expensive.
I don't think I have expensive taste.
I don't think I'll be good at this game,
but we'll try.
(upbeat music)
- (Meghan) God I love y'all.
Oh no.
This is so tricky 'cause when I'm ordering pizza
I specifically say I don't want a bougie kind,
I want like the nasty, like they pulled
it out of the microwave like grease.
Grimey, so like, they're both kinda nasty.
Which I'm really into.
Like I'd be like wow that's a quality piece,
and this is a quality piece.
Now, oh my god.
(sniffs)
That smells fancy.
And that smells dirty.
I notice.
I'm not worthy, but yeah I'll try it.
(chews)
Okay.
Ooh, hold up now.
(exclaims)
This is the greatest day of work, ever.
Oh my god it's so good.
(chews)
Hmm
That could be nasty too.
Nasty means good to me.
It's all good.
Uh oh. I'm 'bout to flip it, no I'm not.
I'm gonna guess that this is the dirty bird,
and this is the boug'.
(buzzer)
This is the expensive one?
(sniffs)
Get out of here.
Look at the grease about to drip off of this.
Wow, I mean we in New York though
everything here is good.
This one's a tough one, I lost.
But I won, you know what I mean.
'Cause I got to eat pizza.
(upbeat music)
Now they look exactly the same.
This one I'm gonna totally bop.
(sniffs)
This smells more expensive, this smells like (beep).
You know the brand?
Smells like feet.
(smacks lips together)
(text pops)
Champagne, for sure.
Right?
Smooth.
But does smooth mean cheap? Does it not?
I dunno booze like this man,
I do not know champagnes.
I'm just goin' for it, right.
Right is bougie.
(buzzer) No?
No, no.
This is (beep).
This smells gross.
(sniffs)
See, you know what my wine is?
My wine is $10 from CVS.
I'm telling you right now.
Dammit, this is the boug'?
(upbeat music)
(growls)
Okay I'm gonna base this off of packaging.
They are literally the same.
Okay, like what's the price difference?
Ones only $5?
Hm, I says, hm.
Humph.
Ooh that one's a thicker one.
Ooh, exactly the same.
(laughs)
Okay, packaging, this one's heavier.
This is why I can't have a YouTube channel.
'Cause I don't know what I'm saying.
This one is solid, it's heavier.
All gold.
(sighs)
Hold on, let me swatch this again.
That one's pretty gorg.
All right, they're exactly the same.
I'm gonna guess, (growls).
One is $5?
This one?
No way.
Hold up, this one.
This is the cheap one.
(laughs)
Shit.
I was wrong.
I thought this was the cheap one.
(lipstick clatters on table)
Wow.
This is $5.
And it drop as good as this one.
Oh my God. I won one.
See, I did do good.
(upbeat music)
Okay, I mean,
Right now, the fake, the real.
So,
Oho
Ohh
Heavy.
Not as heavy.
This is supposed to be a trick.
Okay let's see it in the light now.
Claws, I can't wipe.
Here we go, ready?
(sighs) I'm gonna be wrong.
Oh, and my family, they were jewelers.
I grew up with this stuff and it's all,
it's all just metal to me.
What do you think?
Oh.
(laughs)
(exclaims)
Kay.
Okay, just based off of weight,
I'm gonna say,
how much is the price difference?
This is $10.
(laughs)
Jewelry.
What.
This is $10, and this is not.
This is a lot more expensive.
I went based off of weight, and it's hard to tell
with these diamonds if they're real or not.
But like, apparently they are.
Haha.
(upbeat music)
This is just water.
Oh I got it, is it (beep)
and then like, tap water?
(smacks lips)
(clicks mouth)
It's a lot of flavors.
You know what's difficult, but it's saving our planet,
are these paper straws.
'Cause I'm tasting a lot of paper.
You know what's tough too is this one's colder.
So I'm being tricked.
Being tricked.
Is it tap, or is tap?
Okay, so this one's got more flavor.
I'm getting a little bit of boot.
Like a shoe.
And this one's nice.
But the problem is that New York has really nice water.
(ding)
I'm gonna go with this is tap water,
and this is water bottle.
(laughs)
She's a wizard.
I don't know what that was.
(upbeat music)
Key chains, which I love.
Key chains?
How do I say it.
Ohh.
Thick buckle,
a lot of hard work was put into this.
This is like, a lot of jewels.
Oh you got me here.
The one thing with these bougie stores,
is that they love putting this like,
leather something on these and they're like,
"This is $500."
And I'm like "I'm not gonna buy that."
Oh, but I could be so wrong.
I'm gonna (sighs)
The buckle's got me.
I'm going to guess that this is the bougie one.
(laughs)
Dude, this is my game.
Oh, I travel the world,
so I try to buy key chains everywhere I go,
and now I have a random bucket-full of key chains.
It's really not that exciting, it's kind of like an issue.
And fans will give me some too.
That was so nice of them.
(upbeat music)
This is-
I almost ate this.
This is self-tanner?
Ohh.
Smells like a rich Auntie.
Self-tanner.
I just got into the self-tan game, I'm new to this.
But look at how that travels.
And look at how that... it's the same.
It's both liquid.
I'm gonna take a wild one here and guess that
less is more expensive.
So, 'dis one?
(laughs)
That laugh has gotta go.
(laughs)
What is that?
Yeah!
(upbeat music)
(laughs) What is this?
Alrighty then.
Swab, I'm those YouTubers, man,
I'm like, "Look how it applies."
I don't know why I'm British.
Oh that's butter.
Ohh, 'dis one's thick.
(gasps) that's gotta be more expensive,
and if not I'm gonna buy it anyways.
This one's so good.
This one clumpy and, no.
This is expensive.
(ding)
The silence.
(quiet laugh)
I don't know how much lip balm costs.
I'm gonna guess, 24 bucks.
Shut the F up.
$65?
This is more than a spray tan.
(laughs) Can I use it? Can I have it? Let me buy it.
(upbeat music)
Okay.
This is real minx. I don't know what it's called.
Is it minx? Mink?
Mink.
I said, "It's real minx."
This is um, does that mean it's an animal?
It is?
(beep) that's gross. Okay.
This is a dead animal.
And this is paper.
Just by looks, this one's way prettier, you know?
Like let's swatch.
You know?
Ba-bow.
And this one's just a mess.
This one, I mean it's great but it's too like,
"We're too synchronized, we're too perfect."
This one's like au naturale.
So I'm gonna say,
but these are leaking.
Uh, I'm gonna say this one's rich.
You're correct! (laughs)
I know my make-up stuff, yah.
But not lipstick.
(camera shutters)
- (Meghan) I wasn't doing great in the beginning,
but she came back.
So, I might have expensive taste.
I'm sorry husband.
Hey, I'm bougie, and I'm proud of it.
I treat myself.
Oh, speakin' of that, check out my new album I just dropped.
It's called Treat Myself.
Streaming everywhere now, and don't forget,
smash that subscribe button for Cosmo.
Come on. Do it right now. I'll do it with you.
(brraps)
Hit it. (clicks mouth) I love you.
I'm Meghan Trainor. (blows kiss) Peace.
(pop music)