Footballers vs Zombies, Halloween 2020 *Spansored by CyberGosht VPN*
LIVERPOOL VS ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
I got this guys! Take that! Yes!
FOOTBALLERS WIN!
Are we even guys?
Now we are, you Mackem bastard! Wait a minute...
BARCELONA VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Take me.
I can’t go one any longer...
At least I won’t have to play for Barcelona anymore… farewell world!
ZOMBIES WIN! DORTMUND VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Wait a minute! There’s no way I’m eating albinos!
- Me either! - Social media will destroy us for that!
- I’m not albino - Me either!
Well you sure look like albinos
Well I’m certainly not albino - attack me!
- Attack the black guy? - No way!
- Do we look like American Police Officers? - Let’s get out of here!
Yes Let’s get out of here!
FOOTBALLERS WIN!
We quit this stupid series!
FOOTBALLERS VS ZOMBIES, FEATURING LEVELLED-UP UNDEAD BRAIN DEAD ZOMBIES
JUVENTUS VS ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Quick! Get on!! You all should be shielding, you geriatric idiota!
Every man for themselves!
ZOMBIES WIN! ATLETI VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
One second…
Who’s in the bag?
Ronald Koeman… the fat-headed ginger prick. Oh, and 100 kilos of C4. Let’s go…
FOOTBALLERS WIN! BAYERN MUNICH VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Another chance to showcase my incredible shooting skills...
...and prove to France Football that I deserve the ballon d’or!
FOOTBALLERS WIN!
Oh Jesus Christ Niklas!
CHELSEA VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
FFS, stop firing blanks!
ZOMBIES WIN!
Where is Marcus Alonzo when you need him...
PSG VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
We’re a bit outnumbered…
I know. The ratio of humans to zombies is almost as imbalanced as the ratio of good to bad players in the PSG dressing room...
We don’t stand a chance. Let’s go.
Great, let’s save ourselves for the Champions League.
We don’t stand a chance with that either.
Is everything okay Kylian?
ZOMBIES WIN! MANCHESTER CITY VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Fake news! We didn’t even touch him...
Let's go Raheem!
- Damn! - Come on Raheem!
- Damn! - Rahee...!
ZOMBIES WIN! ARSENAL VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Wait wait wait! Go home guys, at Arsenal we don’t get involved in politics…
ZOMBIES WIN!
Urgh, another embarrassing result...
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
Allow me! Here you go!
And again…
Next!
Impressive shooting! Ever thought about joining the police?
Shoot finish!
DRAW! MANCHESTER UNITED VS THE ZOMNIES, FIGHT!
Argh! I hate zombabies!
- Bloody hell! - Pull yourself together, Harry. We can do this!
Just imagine they’re the Greek Police!
I meant the zombies!
- Bloody hell! What do i do now?! - You’re on your own!
Hey zombies… Have some free school dinners instead!
FOOTBALLERS WIN!
But the zombies not dead…
They will be after they’ve eaten those… I poisoned them.
- Will it definitely work? - It did on Boris Johnson...
REAL MADRID VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
- Hey look guys, it’s a homeless guy - What?
- So what? - Has anyone got any spare change for the homeless guy?
- What? - Why?
- We don’t care about the little guy… - Well, it’s a good photo opportunity
Smile for the camera!
- Sergio, you know what to do! - Of course, master!
FOOTBALLERS WIN! FOOTBALLERS 7, ZOMBIES 7!
DECIDER! ZLATAN VS THE ZOMBIES, FIGHT!
7-7? Of course it falls to Zlatan to clinch victory!
Hey, dickwads - the bad news for you is….
Zlatan still has COVID 19!
- OMG! He’s got the Chinese virus! - Has anyone got any disinfectant?
- No - I don't even have a mask
- Then we have no choice! - Stand and fight!
RUN AWAY!
FOOTBALLERS WIN!
The braindead zombie defeated once and for all… by fake news!