(upbeat music)
(knocking)
- Subreddits of Reddit
- [Audience 1] Take my up vote.
- [Audience 2] Doing God's work.
- [Audience 3] You dropped this king.
- What changes would you like to see
to our beloved website?
- I'm quite sure no one will agree with this,
but I for one would like to see a better design.
- That's not an unpopular opinion.
- For too long, we subreddits have suffered
the indignities of bad custom CSS
- For the record, I disagree.
- Oh tell us more, AwfulTasteButGreatExecution.
- I like the custom CSS, it allows us to express ourselves.
- Sure it says "I'm an unemployed coder
who lives in my parents' basement."
- [Audience 1] Ouch.
- [Audience 2] Need ice for that burn?
- [Audience 3] Drop an F in the chat.
- As a reminder, MurderedByWords.
This is for civil discussion.
- A website that claims to be a front page of the internet,
can hardly be a home to only civil discussion.
- Fair point, ShowerThoughts.
- Also if it were really an elevator, it would only go up.
- Dude!
- Trees. Are you under the influence again?
- Aw come on man.
I'm only like at a four.
Besides this stuff is good for you.
There is plenty of data to suggest that
- Did someone say data?
- Did someone say trees?
- Now let's get back on track here.
Should we, or should we not aspire to civil discussion?
- Well, I'm sure I'm in the minority here.
- You never are.
- But there is a thin line
between moderation and censorship.
I am just defending free speech.
- Good boy. Doin' a h*ckin' defend! 12 out of 10.
- Free speech, except for rare puppers.
- [Audience 1] This.
- [Audience 2] So much this
- [Audience 3] Username checks out.
- Now every subreddit, no matter how bad
deserves our respect.
- Here, here.
- I'm sorry. Who are you?
- Ah FedLegs.
It's a fetish for people with yellow legs.
- Like yellow-ish legs?
- No.
- Like leggings?
- No.
- [Audience 1] Yikes.
- [Audience 2] That's enough internet for today.
- [Audience 3] What are you doing sub-bro?
- Now moderation is not censorship.
Businesses have every right to create their own policies.
You can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
- There go my plans.
- What's all this about censorship?
- What is censorship?
- Don't look at me!
- I'm anti-censorship and to prove it, do you work?
- [Audience 1] You're a punching bag with less personality.
- [Audience 2] I've seen healthier communities on 4chan
- [Audience 3] Oh look, it's just r/sadomasochism.
- What's all this about sadomasochism?
- What is sadomasochism?
- Here you go, don't open it here.
- You want sadomasochism?
Check out this loss porn, 40% down on these GME options
and your boy is still holding - diamond hands!
- [Audience 1] I can only get so hard...
- [Audience 2] Sigh, unzips.
- [Audience 3] I also choose this guy's stocks.
- You call that a loss?
I had Bitcoin and Mt. Gox.
- You call those diamond hands?
I got full diamond armor.
- You call those options?
(bear growl)
- [Audience 1] Yikes.
- [Audience 2] That escalated quickly.
- [Audience 3] In aw of this lad.
- Well moderation nor not.
We seem to lose focus 100% of the time.
- Here's that as a pie chart.
- Um thanks. DataIsBeautiful.
- That is not a chart.
It's just a circle.
- That's no circle.
It's our pale blue dot.
- That's no planet - it's a snooten, it's booping.
- That's no nose.
It's the the blue wave.
- That's no political movement.
It's a loom banner pattern.
- That's no loom banner pattern.
That's a moon rocket emojis baby!
70% down and still holding
bets on my mental health.
- That's no moon.
It's a Star Wars meme.
- It's not a Star Wars meme. That's a...
- Fire!
(audience screaming)
(knocking)
- How much longer is this?
- Oh, sorry IAMA.
Do you need the room?
- Yeah, we've got someone running for mayor
of a small Midwest town.
Someone who fell out of a plane and survived.
An obscure Guinness World Record setter.
A PA who worked on The Office.
Someone promoting their board game's Kickstarter.
Someone who'd walked a very long distance.
This person's just very old.
Someone who worked at Chuck E. Cheese.
- But not anymore?
- No, not anymore, no.
And Gilbert Gottfried.
- Well then as usual
having made no decisions and zero progress
we shall turn to the Oracle.
(gong)
- Great AskOuija,
What should we do?
- Y
O
U
R
M
O
M
- I'm only here to talk about Rampart.