- I dunno why I'm looking down
expecting like Pamela Anderson.
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- Boobs. - Boots.
- [Chloe] No, boobs. - [Becky] Boots.
- Boobs are fascinating.
They come in all shapes and sizes
but sadly I feel like a lot of women
aren't totally happy with theirs, myself included.
I've always had a less than average chest
and I have played with the idea
of getting a boob job but I've always
been a little too terrified to go under the knife.
- I've never really had like an issue.
Like yeah, I'd like a little a little more fullness.
- So since I like trying out weird beauty products,
I decided to look into what there is out there
that isn't just a padded bra
but isn't invasive surgery either.
- So we found one option that you can use
in the comfort of your own home
and something that's done by a professional.
- For the at home product, Amazon sells a bunch
of really weird stuff that uses electric currents
to enhance your breast size,
so naturally we had to buy one.
- And then for the professional treatment,
we found something called a vampire boob job.
- Yes, you heard that correctly.
So it's non-invasive but it does
involve a needle and your own blood.
- Let's get started with the home product.
- Time to electrocute your boobs.
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- Mine's been squished.
- Oh, yep, so has mine.
First impressions, is this from the 90s?
Surprisingly, it does have two
and a half stars and not zero on Amazon.
- That's an average amount of stars.
Well lucky for us, it's sexy and feminine.
I was thinking it was only gonna be one or the other.
- Oh my. - Oooooh!
- I love that it's all pink.
- It's for robot Barbie.
- How are the cups so small?
- Who's boobs are this shape is more to the point.
- It doesn't really, there's like a lot of,
it's very hard.
- It's the mechanism.
Every female is dreaming to have beautiful
and sexy breasts which will make herself more attractive.
(laughs)
And also you should cook your husband dinner and shut up.
- By using it often, it can prevent
and cure breast diseases.
- It's a bit like a massage chair,
there's three different settings.
We've got strong.
- [Both] Middle and weak.
- The elephant in the room is yes,
you can use this for other things.
(laughs)
- Mine doesn't sound well, also.
- I wanna read the reviews then.
- We should turn this off while we're talking.
- That's true. - Oh, it's a, okay.
I can't turn it off.
- Put it on charge.
Ahhhhhh, it's possessed.
- A lot of.
(laughs) I can't turn it off.
(laughs)
I'm not kidding, I can't turn it off.
- Well I guess it's time to use it
because Chloe's won't turn off
and we don't want the battery to run out.
- How is this going to fit?
I have no boobs yet this won't fit.
Oh my god. - Oh no.
- I don't want the fledge to reveal my boob.
- My boobs are so far apart.
They look like a cow's udder.
(mooing)
- I'm feeling different vibrations.
It goes buh, buh, buh, buh, but like side to side.
So it's really getting the full coverage,
except for 90% of my boob
which isn't in the gadget at all.
- I mean, it doesn't feel horrible.
It could be like a nice little relaxer.
Yeah, I guess massaging is supposed to stimulate things.
I guess that's the idea behind it, right?
- Well, in terms of muscle recovery,
there's percussive therapy which is hard vibration
which makes your muscles flat.
- Alright, I'm gonna take it off.
It does come with a charger.
I think if I plug it in, it might stop
because when it's charging it doesn't work.
- She's putting the plug in the wall.
She's taking the end of the plug.
She's plugging it into the bra.
The bra has not stopped making noises.
(laughs)
- [Chloe] Oh my god, what do I do Becky?
- The offensive bra has been disposed of.
- I think it's just a bit of a shit product
and shouldn't really believe in everything
that you find on Amazon.
I think it's time to go to our professional
and go and get a vampire boob job.
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- Hi I'm Doctor Robert Cohen, I'm here today
to demonstrate the vampire breast augmentation.
This is a procedure based on PRP, platelet rich plasma.
We take a sample of blood from the patient,
we put it in a special centrifuge
and the centrifuge will activate
and concentrate those platelets.
Once they're concentrated they release stem cells
and grow factors which will then be injected
in specific points on the breast
to provide some volume and thickening of the tissue.
Full effect will usually take about a month to two
and then it lasts anywhere from one to two years.
Hey Becky, how are you?
- Hi, good.
- How'd the blood draw go, good?
- Yeah, it was fine actually. - Everything good.
Hi, how are you? - Hi.
- I see that they've got some numbing cream on you.
I want to do
this, so if I could fill those areas up
it'll bring the cleavage in together.
We got some good blood from you.
- Ewwww.
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- What we're gonna do now is start off with voluma.
You build a building, you build a frame,
then you put the wood and everything.
So this is gonna create a scaffolding
so when I put the PRP in, it's gonna
have something to hang on to.
And what it does is it provides some volume
for the initial couple months,
while the PRP uses that scaffolding
to grow tissue and collagen.
You've got a nice volume in the middle here.
I'm gonna augment that a little bit more but down lower,
I'm going to build this up a little bit more.
So I'm gonna match here to here,
so I'm just gonna kind of give you that type of look.
You okay? - [Becky] Ahh, yes.
- [Chloe] Yeah, it doesn't hurt.
- The voluma is quite a wonderful filler.
It's got some numbing cream in it.
- It's a very interesting place to be injected.
- How come it stings?
- The blood tends to be a little bit acidic
and it burns a bit.
We put lidocaine in it to help prevent it.
You see how right away we're building
a little cleavage coming up on you.
- I don't know why I'm looking down
expecting like Pamela Anderson.
- It feels like when you put lemon on a cut.
Oh, it's feeling more numb now (laughs).
Now I understand the numbing cream.
- Now, this will grow a little bit more.
It'll get a little bit thicker.
- I wonder how much it would hurt
if there was no numbing cream.
- [Doctor] Wanna try?
- [Chloe] No (laughs).
- [Doctor] So now I'm just gonna fine tune
the right on the medial part of the breasts,
superior medial part just to give a little bit
more volume with some voluma.
So I'm gonna put arnica on now.
I made it so it's feathered in
with the rest of your breast, so it's not huge.
- Oooooh.
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- Yeah, that's a definite difference, I'm impressed.
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- Oh my god, yeah.
- You can see how the cleavage comes together nicely.
- It's so weird that I can just do that
and it immediately gets a line there,
that doesn't usually happen.
Ah, that's amazing, thank you so much.
Oooohhh!
- It's so good to just walk in and stare at your chest.
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
They're definitely fuller like here.
- I see like a cleavage line.
- It was a really easy procedure,
it was done like really quickly.
- Yeah. - Like the numbing
kinda took up time, taking out the blood
but the actual procedure I was expecting
to be a lot longer and it was just like 15 minutes.
- It's definitely not a replacement for a boob job.
- Oh god no. - [Becky] But it is absolutely
clear in the description of it.
- It's a good like light lift,
if you don't wanna go under the knife like I didn't.
Definitely better than the massagey thingy that we tried.
- A lot of the time in life,
the proof is in the price.
- And a professional's doing it to you
rather than you buying it from Amazon.
Off into the world. - Good bye.
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