NOW, HERE TO PROVIDE INSIGHT INTO OBAMA'S CAREFREE, I COULD
GIVE A (BLEEP) BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO LEAVE THIS JOB ATTITUDE
IS AN EXPERT ON WALKING AWAY FROM THE JOB BEFORE IT'S DONE
AND PHONING IT IN UNTIL THE END, OUR SENIOR BLACK CORRESPONDENT
JON STEWART.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> JON STEWART.
>> SO HOW YOU DOING?
>> LISTEN, I AM DOING VERY WELL BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT BLACK.
YOU KNOW, I AM NOT BLACK.
>> I AM NOT BLACK.
>> I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU FEEL HOW UNCOMFORTABLE BEING ON
SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHOW IS AND HAVING AN ENTIRE RACE ON YOUR
SHOULDERS.
>> I DO THAT.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU DID THAT.
>> IT IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> I AM JUST (BLEEP)ING WITH YOU, MAN.
NO, YOU ARE REALLY HERE AS OUR SENIOR DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP)
ANYMORE CORRESPONDENT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Larry: SO GIVE US A SENSE
OF HOW OBAMA MAY REACT AS HE HEADS INTO HIS FINAL STRETCH.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, LARRY -- >> WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK
THAT'S HOW I AM -- DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS OR DIPS AROUND HERE OR
ANYTHING? DO YOU HAVE ANY POT OR --
>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALREADY HIGH, JON.
SERIOUSLY, JON, YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE, ARE YOU? I MEAN
LAST NIGHT YOU DID LIKE AN ENTIRE SEGMENT WHERE YOU DIDN'T
EVEN TALK. [MAKING NOISES]
>> SO, WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE A SCRIPT ANYMORE, WHAT IS GOING
ON?
>> WE DO HAVE SCRIPTS, WE DO.
WE DO HAVE SCRIPTS.
THERE IS SOMETHING I NEVER TOLD YOU, LARRY.
I CAN'T READ.
>> Larry: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
>> AN EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HERE.
>> OKAY, HERE IS ONE, OBAMA CALLS YOU DOWN TO THE WHITE
HOUSE TWICE FOR SECRET MEETINGS; IS THAT TRUE?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WERE SECRET.
I MEAN I AM IN THE VISITORS LOG AND THEY TOOK PICTURES OF THE
MEETING.
AND -- >> WHAT DID HE WANT?
>> WHAT DID HE WANT.
TO HANG OUT.
EAT NACHOS.
WATCH "KING RALPH".
>> Larry: THE JON GOODMAN MOVIE WHERE HE BECOMES KING OF
ENGLAND?
>> DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "KING RALPH".
I KNOW YOU HAVE SEEN IT.
>> Larry: I KNOW, I KNOW.
I WATCH IT ONCE EVERY MONTH.
YOU GUYS JUST WATCHED MOVIE AND TALKED (BLEEP).
>> NOT JUST A MOVIE.
KING RALPH.
BOTH VISITS.
GOT IT.
>> SO YOU THINK HE WAS TRYING TO INFLUENCE YOU AND THE JOKES YOU
MAKE? THAT IS A LITTLE DANGEROUS, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
IRRESPONSIBLE?
>> NO, I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO BECAUSE I HAVE A
TELEVISION SHOW AND SOMETIMES WE SAY (BLEEP) ABOUT HIM AND HIS
POLICIES SO I AM PRETTY SURE I WAS THERE BECAUSE HE HAS RUN OUT
OF PEOPLE TO WATCH "KING RALPH" WITH.
SO LET ME GET YOUR HONEST OPINION, DO YOU THINK OBAMA IS
IN DO NOT CARE MODE.
>> , NO I THINK HE IS I AM GOING TO BUILD ME A LIBRARY WITH MY
NAME ON IT MODE.
>> Larry: WOW.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.
>> >> WHAT IS THAT?
>> Larry: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.
>> AFTER I LEAVE THE SHOW.
>> Larry: YES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
>> I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW.