[Laughter]
Wheeljack: Alright alright. What does every Autobot, want for their birthday?-
-an Arcee car!
[Laughter]
Bumblebee: Here here, let me give this a try:
Why does Jetfire turn into a jet?
Jetfire: Because I like to...wing it?
Bumblebee: Heheh, no! But, because you're a robot..in the skies!
[Ohhh]
Wheeljack: Oh snap, that was good
Jetfire: Ohoh, not bad you little bugger.
Cliffjumper: Oh oh okay, uhh. What's an Autobot's favourite genre of music?
All: Jazz..
Jazz: Little old but I like it!
Bumblebee: Yeah it was alright..it could've been better.
Cliffjumper: Hey! At least I'm not ugly!
Bumblebee: Ugly? Hehehe, you and I look the same you moron!
Jazz: alright alright. What transformer should you not play games with?-
-a Cheetor!
Jazz: Got em!
Wheeljack: Oh man, we should be like, like comedians after this war is over!
Cliffjumper: If this war was just full of jokes, we'd totally steamroll those Decepticreeps! Hahaha.
Grimlock: Oh, me Grimlock want to join. Bumblebee: Holy crap!
[Whispers] Like and subscribe.
Bumblebee: Um.. No offense Grimlock, but you won't even get any of the jokes..
Cliffjumper: Yeah..uhh..Sorry big guy.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock sad.. [Stomps away]
Jetfire: Uhh..um..let's try this out, yeah-?
- Grimlock!
You can join us if you'd like.
Grimlock: Ohh! Now Grimock happy!
Bumblebee: I got a baaad feeling about this.
Wheeljack: Alright, just join the circle.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock forgot what circle is!
Wheeljack: Umm..It's the shape of Shockwave's optic!
[Flashback] Shockwave: Hardshell, administer stress-test
Grimlock: Oh..
Wheeljack: We'll go clockwise. Starting with Jetfire.
Grimlock: Uhh..me Grimlock forgot what clockwise is.
Jazz: Oh boy.
Jetfire: Okay, let's just continue- [Clears throat]
- what do you need if you get a flat tire?
A Wheeljack!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no get it!
Wheeljack: Don't worry about it buddy!
Wheeljack: Okay, my turn. What do Insecticons do in their spare time?-
-kickback and relax
Grimlock: Who Kickback?
Grimlock: Me Grimlock forgot who Kickback was
Wheeljack: Stupid Dinobot..
Wheeljack: Aaanyways, it's your turn now.
Jazz: Yeah! Let's see what you got big guy!
Grimlock: What Cliffjumper do when hit by Vehicon?-
- he jump off cliff.
[Silence]
[Small laugh]
Cliffjumper: I've got one that describes our predicament. What do you call a Dinobot who can't win at humor?
Jetfire: What?
Cliffjumper: Grim..LUCK!
Jazz: Oh! What do you call a dinosaur that can't let a good joke? -
-a tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Bumblebee: Hey! You bet jurassic can't!
Jazz: Wait.. what did you just say?
Bumblebee: I said, I said, you bet jurassic can't!
Jazz: Comedy gold!
Grimlock: Now listen here you little shits.
Grimlock: I am sick and tired of you guys thinking like I don't know any better, but the truth is..I know everything.
Wheeljack: What?!
Grimlock: Just because I'm different doesn't mean I am different.
Wheeljack: What?!!
Grimlock: We live in a nation where we shouldn't judge each other based on appearance or intellect
Wheeljack: WHAT
Grimlock: SHUT UP. The king is talking. We should judge each other on who we are. If we keep treating each other like this..Then we are no better than the Decepticons! -
- you can't treat us like they're some toy to be played with
We all have energon running through our veins.
Freedom, is the right of all sentient beings
You, fucking racists.
Jetfire: What just happened..
Grimlock: Uhh I mean uhh..Me Grimlock stupid!
RAWRRAWRRAWRAWR DINOSAUR SOUNDS RAWRAWRAWR
Grimlock: That was too close!
Wheeljack: Alright, what transformer can never fly straight? -
- Sideways!
Cliffjumper: Oh wait wait I got one! What is Megatron's favourite day?
Jazz: Taco Tuesday
Jetfire: Soundwave Sundays
Bumeblebee: Uhh August 8, 1986
Bumblebee: Was I right?
Cliffjumper: Nope! None of those. His favorite day was..
YESSS-terday.
Jazz: Good one!
Cliffjumper: Oh why thank you.
Wheeljack: Hey Bee, that that date was oddly specific. Why'd you say that?
Bumblebee: Well it was the day that Optimus Prime and a lot of beloved Autobots were..-
(BRUTALLY MURDERED)
- Um, nevermind.
Jazz: Speaking of Prime, why did he buy a flashlight? -
- to light their darkest hour!
Wheeljack: Are we, are we sure we wanna make jokes about the big guy?
Jetfire: Oh come on! Loosen up! We're just having some fun hehe.
Jetfire: What does Prime have in common with a movie theater?
A trailer!
Bee: Oh oh! I got a really good one!
Bee: Okay, here we go. Why did Orion Pax ask Elita to race on their first date? -
- Because he wanted to roll out with her
[Silence except Bee]
Bee: You guys don't get it? Roll out with her?
Roll out? Hehe
What are you guys retarded?
What are y'all staring
[Bee gasps]
Optimus: Now that's just prime!
[Everyone laughs except Bee]
[Bee joins]
Bee: Good one Prime!
Optimus: Now, give me your voice box.
Bee: Ah shit.