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SUPERWOMAN
[Voiceover] Hello everybody, and welcome to my
Good Morning Routine Youtube video on internet.
Today I am going to show you how I wake up and become fit, young, spicy mom.
First, I wake up at 6 o'clock....on Saturday...for no reason. And I am not bloody useless bum,
so I make my bed every (snaps fingers) single day.
No.
Better.
[snippity snap 2.0]
Not yet...
[snippity snap 2.0 reborn]
That's right. I do brushing teeth, then I make these noises for minimum 5 minutes.
[dramatic gargling choking sounds]
I start my day with nice cup of tea. I know, maybe you thinking you do same thing, but no. Your tea garbage.
My tea make me say, "Ahh."
Then I be vERY good mother and I check to see if my dumb head Lilly still sleeping.
[vigorous knocking]
Lilly you sleeping?
Oi!
Lilly?
Hello!
you sleeping or awake?
Hello!
Oi!
Lil?
Lilly!
Lilly you sleeping?
Oi Lilly!
Hello!
Lil? Lil?
Lil you sleeping?
HELLO! You sleeping?
You sleeping?
Okay -__-
She still sleeping like a lazy bum.
[vacuum sounds]
So then I decide to vacuum.
[Vacuum noises]
Then I drink tea.
" A h ."
After this, I change my clothes.
Now that my OOTD on point, I do cleaning - wash dishes do sweeping, do laundry, no, no, no. Hold on.
Not like this. When I do cleaning, I like to complain very loud. So everybody know how hard my life.
Hain hain, look at me.
I'm bloody slave here. I'm going to run away. Hmm. I am sweeping dirt, or I am sweeping all my happiness into garbage.
Everyday laundry you dirty people learn to clean your bum bum better okay?! Dumbhead.
Then I drink tea.
" A H ."
Then I spill the tea.
[Spilling tea] Hmm, hmm.
You see what Billo wearing other day? Capri pant. (Oh bloody hell) You can see all her bloody ankle.
Shame shame...
By 9 o'clock, I like to compare Lilly to other kids.
You know, Gita's kids always waking up every day 7 a.m.
Now it is time to get to business; other people's business. I go outside and look to see what neighbors are doing.
Who this girl? Whose car that is? Which vegetable they growing? I need to know *everything*.
Then I drink tea. By this time {"A H"} I am getting bored.
So I lie to Lilly about time. Oi, lazy bum get up. It's bloody 12 o'clock okay!?
You going to have breakfast or lunch, huh? Dumb head. No morning is complete without talking to my very *average* husband.
On weekends, I like to start fight over nothing =).
Oi, you finish milk already?
Hain, Don't you buy milk to drink ._.?
Everyday drinking milk.
Should I not drink?
I'm supposed to do grocery everyday, hain? To buy milk?
Okay, I won't drink.
What you mean you won't drink hain? Who I am buying for then?
0_o
;)
Want to know secret? Shhh. I drink all the milk...with my tea.
" A H "
[Sparkling]
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