(playful music)
- Charles, come to bed.
- I can't.
If I don't get this done tonight,
I'll lose all respect at the office.
And I am so behind,
so behind on all the TV I have to watch.
- You're always behind.
You're always trying to catch up.
What about your real life?
- This is my life.
- There's more to life than the drudgery
of trying to catch up on popular television.
I mean, what about me?
- Not now, Margaret.
I have to get back to Iron Fist.
- You don't even know if you like it.
- You take that back!
- No!
When will it be enough?
Good God, you're still watching The Walking Dead.
That isn't even essential viewing.
- Do you want people to think you are married to a fool?
Because if someone asks me
what I think about Negan
and I don't have anything to say,
that is exactly what they will think!
- And where does it end?
Do you have to watch every comic book show?
Every docuseries?
Every adaptation of a podcast?
Podcast, Charles!
- Were they moderately well reviewed?
- Yes.
- Then yes!
- Even the Seeso originals?
I mean listen to what you're saying.
- What am I supposed to do?
What if someone asks me about Tim Meadows
performance in Son of Zorn?
- I don't know, I don't watch Son of Zorn.
- Well maybe you should.
It's pretty good.
- I don't have the time!
- No one does!
(glass shatters)
(somber music)
You think I watch TV for fun.
There's a new Planet Earth, hun.
That means that I have to get high,
lay down, and watch hours of beautiful nature photography.
It's a nightmare.
- Think about how this affects me.
- Affects?
FX.
Fuck.
I have to watch so many FX shows and FXX.
- Charles.
- Please, take a break from TV.
It's not healthy.
Do something relaxing like watch a movie.
- Huh, what was that?
- I want my husband back.
I want you with me,
not you up watching some under the radar comedy
about a young urban couple navigating
their way through life and love.
- Catastrophe?
- No, the other one.
- Casual?
- No, the other one.
- Love?
- No, the other one.
- You're the worst?
- I don't know, maybe.
I get them confused.
I get them so confused.
(cries)
- I'm confused too.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I don't have to watch all of the TV shows.
- Do you mean it?
- Yeah.
What's really going to happen if I don't see the Sopranos?
- Well, you have to watch the Sopranos.
It's basically responsible for ushering in the modern
golden age of television. - Golden age of television.
Yes.
- I know things have been hard,
but I'm not ready to give up.
Not yet.
I want us to get back to a good place.
- The Good Place, shit I have to watch that too.
Hey, it's Greg from College Humor.
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and sorry.
Guys, it feels like I'm out.
Am I out?
'Cause like I can see the top of the camera, so it's-
Is this better?
All right, it feels worse.
Okay, thanks for watching.